“Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you.”

― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo.

You may know me. You may have never heard of me. Either one is great. It means I have gathered a reputation on Fanfiction, or I've impressed you enough to make you want to read my profile.

These stories help me, they help me a lot. Like Therapy level help. I recommend writing, you never know what you'll find in the dusty recess of the mind.

If you're offended by me saying I'm a Christian, Straight, Floridian or any other shit I may post, then you can go about your day and read someone else's stories.

If you're still here...

Well then you can call me Jay.

A while ago, I was part of a Warriors Forum that made roleplay dreams come to life, called The Holy Island! Unfortunately, the forum was put to rest, but the stories in it have not!

Brought to you by the efforts of ResX, a fellow Holy Islander, it is my honor and privaldge to bring you to the first official Miniverse in The Warriors Fanfiction Fandom!

My friends, and all those who are just taking a peek at my profile, it is my honor and privilidge to introduce you to THE HOLY ISLAND-MINIVERSE SERIES!

WHAT I LOVE

Warriors series. ( Jayfeather is my favorite, obviously )

Assassins's creed games. ( Favorite assassins are the Kenway family and Frye twins )

Pokemon.

Jurassic park.

Anything Star wars related.

Sherlock

Uncharted series

DC movies, shows, and the DCAMU (DC animated movie universe.)[Also I prefer it way more than Marvel. (Doesn't mean I wont watch some marvel movies but i love DC more.)]

Mortal Kombat Series

God of War series.

Red Dead Redemption series

FAVORITE CLASSICAL MOVIES

Charade (1963)

12 Angry Men (1957)

Home Alone (1990)

Jaws (1975)

The Quick and the Dead (1995)

WHAT I SHIP

Raven x Damian Wayne ( Sorry BB fans. I ship this HARD! )

Ahsoka Tano x Lux Bonteri (2nd favorite. From the moment I saw them together I shipped it, end of story)

Louis x Clementine. (Louis is by far a more interesting character then Violet. And I'd rather have an angry one-eyed Violet then a toungeless Louis.)

Amourshipping

Jayfeather x Half moon (You gotta give the guy a win.)

Ezra x Sabine (Star Wars Rebels)

Sherlock x Molly (Sherlock)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious about why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people who read this won't repost it?

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When u open it, he collapses.

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

And just when you're about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

I'm bored. Run for your sanity. :D

I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. I think my work here is done.

I love you is 8 letters, so is BULLSHIT.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Smile. It confuses people.

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China…

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Just when I think you've said the most stupid thing ever you keep on talking.

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Sense is like cheesecake...I don't have any

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.

If you can't drink and drive, why the hell do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day when you fail your gender test.

"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Come to the dork side. We have pi.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!! I'm going to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.

What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

Somehow, in some way, that was all your fault.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Please, do learning good, for our futures.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the least.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Words hurt as much as weapons? Lets test it. You'll shout, I'll shoot you with a crossbow

Repost if you thought this was hilarious!

Dat's me.