TransientOrca
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Joined 06-28-05, id: 842687, Profile Updated: 06-02-08
Author has written 2 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.

I am finally coming back after probably 4 years absence. I know terrible. But that how writing is for me. I will be deleting my first and second stories. Why? Becuase I started that 4 years ago, and I have no desire to finish them, or continue them. On that note I must put a notice that I may dissapear for quite a while before coming back, I am becoming less and less fond of the internet and computers, as I begin to peice togother my life.

Name: Chelsea

Age: 16

Other places I have a domain: DeviantArt, YouTube, MySpace ect.

Movies I love: The Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Free Willy, Indiana Jones, Master and Commander, Jurassic Park, Children of Men, ect.

Books I love: Eragon, Eldest, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, Black Beauty, Harry Potter, The Sea of Trolls, Swimming with Orca, Jurassic Park, The Da Vinci Code, and the Indiana Jones series by Max McCoy, ect.

Real Life Quotes

Mr. K: Chelsea, did you ever think about being a Herpotolgist?

Jesse: EWWW!! Is that the study of Herpes?!

Me: No...thats the study of Reptiles and Amphibeans.

Kelli: Your unique!!...Just like EVERY BODY else!!

Mom: When I was a teenager, I promised I would never have kids or own a cellphone.

Me: Yeah, too bad you have two kids and have gone through 5 cellphones!!

Someone?: Did you see Shamu when you went there!!

Me: Uhhh...

Kelli: Shamu died like 40 years ago!!

Me: I was going to tell them nicely but I guess that works. Fast, simple, easy to remember.

(Kelli and I watching Temple of Doom, when Indy catches Willie with his whip and pulls her toward him to kiss her)

Me: That is so cheesy...but I love it.

Kelli: Oh, you know it would be cute if some guy did that to you!

Me: Yeah, I know. Except considering that his whip is is 12 feet long, after it was done wrapping around me he would only have to tug on about 2 feet.

Kelli: ...(laughing)...

Mom: So what are thinking about doing for college?

Me: I want to study dolphins (mainly orca), and mainly I want to study how intelligent they are. So that means I have to take Psychology.

Mom: Thats the weiredest thing, I can see you now..."Oh, poor Flippy!! Put your tail up and tell me all about it!!"

(Once again Kelli and I watching Temple of Doom)

Kelli: He doesn't look so hot with his shirt off.

Me: What do you mean?

Kelli: He doesn't have a six pack.

Me: Well, maybe I like men with a little flab, maybe it makes me feel better about myself!!

Kelli: (laughing) I was just saying...

Me: Maybe thats a protective covering for his rock hard abs!!

Kelli: (laughing even harder) I was just saying, I like it with his shirt on becuase then I can IMAGINE him with a six pack.

(Sometime after the above event, don't remember what was going on)

Me: He's so ripped his six packs have six packs!!

Kelli: I hate guys with brown eyes. Imagine, romantic getaway, you look up into his eyes, and you know what I think, poo!! Thats what I think of when I see a guy with brown eyes! Poop!!

Me: Yeah, well...I think of chocolate...pools of chocolate that I just want to lick!!

(After Kelli does this thing that annoys me)

Me: If you ever...its going to be 20 years from now we will be walking past each other, and we won't remember each other, but then you will, and you do that thing!! And I will get my future husband, Orlando Bloom to kick your ass!!

Kelli: Yeah well, I will get my future husband, Chase to kick your husband's ass!!

Me: yeah, well Orlando could kick both your asses!!

Kelli: Then I will get my secret lover to poke yoour eyes out...with his tongue!!

(After Alana and I disputed about Evolution)

Alana: Are you mad at me?

Me: Why?

Alana: Becuase...

Me: Oh, no!! I don't don't care if you believe in evolution or not...

Alana: I thought you were going to punch me.

Me: ...(shocked)... No that would be terrorism.

Stories I have Done

Seeing the Grean light: This Story takes place during and after the Epilogue at the ending of the credits from Pirates of the caribbean 3. This story basically hasn't much of a plot, becuase I just wrote and posted it, not thinking I would get anything at all. But as I can see, it certianly means something. But I am afraid I will not continue it for much longer becuase I am stuck. One day when I am unstuck, I will come back.

Will's Heart Beat: This story takes place about 7 years into the ten year curse. It focuses on Elizabeth and her son's struggles. Once again, this story also has no real plot (yet) I wrote this as well, not thinking people would notice or care. I deleted the second chapter, there is no way I can continue this story, its going no where, fast. Like I said this will remain a one shot extra-short story, and maybe one day I will finish it, IF I have a good middle and end.

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A Teacher's Duty by Stoneage Woman reviews
When Legolas and Aragorn are forced by Thranduil to teach Elven teenagers warfare,they both dread it with one accord. But the job is a more challenging and more fulfilling than either of them could ever dream. Gen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,283 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Huevo de Chivo by Kogoro reviews
The story of Indiana and Marion; a prequel set before the movies and which stays true to them all. This is a story for anyone who has ever wondered about their past and how it took shape...
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,759 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/26/2005
Gone But Not Forgotten by mellehz reviews
Will left Elizabeth two years ago to sail with Jack, but little did he know, he left her with a little present, named Luke. What will happen when he returns? COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,284 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Last of People of the Shadows by tavingtonsbeauty reviews
A young woman brings a child to Rivendell under the threat of annihilation by the orcs of the Misty Mountains. The girl dwells and grows under the watchful eye of Lord Elrond and soon has a suitor from the Woodland Realm. Ch 7 of 15 available. Please r&r!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,334 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Legolas
Kill Will by Danny Phantom SG-1 reviews
Dead men tell no tales...or do they? Barbossa and Jack's lives, as well as the fate of all pirates, are in Will's hands. Too bad they're the hands of a blacksmith... Chapter 6 is up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007
A Disappointing Life by Lady Charity reviews
How terrible to die worthless! Norrington's despairing thoughts moments before his death Oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Will Turner's Locker by Freiheit1692 reviews
The antagonising 10 years which Elizabeth has to endure to see and feel Will again. Experience the journey with her, filled with flashbacks.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
I will always take care of you by Elizabeth4Will reviews
Challenge from Hali at Hide the Rum. Will takes Liz below deck after she finds out her father's dead and tried his best to comfort her.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Deepest Regret, Final Acceptance by Sigyn reviews
A little blurb on the afterlife of Balian's wife, from her perspective. Rated T just to be safe. insert generic disclaimer
Kingdom of Heaven - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Orc Busters! by Faramir Fancier reviews
Aragorn and Legolas start a new company, drag Faramir and Boromir into it, then run around Middle-earth killing Orcs and other servants of Sauron. However, they seem to forget that Sauron's already dead...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
Heart Obstacles by Laurenke1 reviews
Legolas and Joyce love each other but what is the other to do it one dies? Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 70,071 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The Saiyan and the Elvish Prince part 2 by Laurenke1 reviews
AU warning. Joyce is a saiyan and she joins Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli in the hunt for Merry and Pippin. Not a good story. Part 3 and heart obstacles are better
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Legolas
The Saiyan and the Elvish Prince part 3 by Laurenke1 reviews
AU warning. Joyce is a saiyan. She travels with Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas to Gondor.She and Legolas have fallen in love. This is the conitnues of part 1 and 2. Don´t read if you don´t like it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Legolas - Complete
The Saiyan and the Elvish Prince part 1 by Laurenke1 reviews
Au warning. Joyce is a saiyan and the protector of the planet. Sje goes with the Fellowship and falls for Legolas and he for her. Mary-Sue warning.not a good story part 3 is better
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Legolas
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Seeing the Green Light reviews
William Turner, Captian of the Flying Dutchman smiled. Looking on that spit of land, he saw Elizabeth there, waiting for him. He smiled even more, he was free.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007
The Beating Heart reviews
Elizabeth wakes up one night, by Will's beating heart. And many thoughts run through her head, of her daily struggles and accomplishments. Decided to make this a one shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Elizabeth S.