Howdy! Welcome to the profile page of yours truly...

(fanfare plays) Dah da da daa!

YiffyOne!

Yes, um, well first, I'd like to say, to all of you who read my profile back in the days when I was filled with fury and hatred, please don't get the wrong impression of me! I'm really not that much of an angry guy, in fact, I'm a pacifist by nature. Though I still hold some contempt for this website, I'm willing to, for the sake of those who can only view my stories via fanfiction.net, admit (for the time) that I was wrong to react so... unjustly. I'm really quite the lovable, and loving individual.

So, yes, on to my REAL profile, just as you expected to see.

Oh, and before I forget, all of you who're here to see the pic of Chris mentioned in the fifth chapter of Miles 'Foxy', or any other artwork of mine, go to a website called and search for my profile. It's under the same pen name I use here, YiffyOne, so you shouldn't have too much trouble.

Full Name: Joshua Alan Duncan

Nicknames: Josh, Yiffy, Yiff, Cat (erh, don't ask.)

Names I will NOT stand for being called: Duncan (I hate my last name) JD (too redneck) And... that's about it.

Gender: Yeah, I'm a guy... No really, I swear!

Sexuality: I don't even know what Metrosexual means, but everyone says that's me.

Age: 17

Likes: Good writing, good artwork, good food, sex, being paid attention to, sex, friends, people who make me laugh, BELLS, sex, Anything fuzzy and cute, Jesus, going to church, sex, getting laid, sinning, being forgiven, sinning some more...

Dislikes: Certain aspects of Fanfiction.net, deep water, flamers, flames, running out of things to list, um... A novel called the Great Gatsby... that's it.

...Ok, for one reason or another, I'm having some difficulty retaining my ability to focus... I have a better profile over at , if you really care... but, well, I think I'm just going to start listing random facts about me on this one.

Ok, so... Random facts about me:

1. I am technically descended from royalty

2. My hair is long as hell

3. I'm um... really bored and tired of doing this ALREADY...

Ok ok, so that didn't work out... Arg, so bored!Not enough attention span to complete... must be ADD and lazy...

No! Must... type... profile...MUST... FOCUS! CONCENTR...

(butterfly flutters by)

O.O FLUTTERBY! (gives chase)