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Joined 08-22-16, id: 8195312, Profile Updated: 11-22-16
Author has written 2 stories for Ruby Red/Rubinrot Trilogy, and Harry Potter.

Heya, we're the HashtagPsychos!

We're a group of geeks, weirdos, misfits and most importantly, psychopaths, who want to share their musings with everyone. Yes, you heard us right, EVERYONE! Then we'll take take over Earth with our mad literacy powers and dominate over the FanFiction World. So be prepared!*twirls fake moustache evilly* But right now, we're just a bunch of brilliant and intelligent writers who've got nothing more productive to do. (Note the modesty, it's one of our best features.) So read and review, faithful future servants! MWAhahaha! MWAhahahaha! MWAhahahahahah-*coughs uncontrollably*

Anyway, this is a bit of information about your next rulers:

Genders: We are girls, people, GIRLS!

Personalities: Characteristics we all have in common: we're all weird, geeky, sadistic, nerdy, and hardcore-feminists.

Age: ...

Status - Single/Taken: *harrumphs* None of your beeswax! *sniffs*

Fiction Friends: Leo (PJO), Annabeth (PJO), Asuna (SOA), Gwendolyn Shepard (Ruby Red/Rubinrot Trilogy), Tris ( Divergent Trilogy), & much more. (We're really popular, what can we say!)

Favorite Colors: Purple, aqua, blue, green, & rainbow!

STRANGERS: Think we're quiet

FRIENDS: Think we're outgoing

BUT OUR BEST FRIENDS?: They know we're completely insane

The girl you just called fat? She's currently overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on, hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Favourite Quotes!

"Common sense is a punishment, not a gift. Because then you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it." - Unknown

"Always accept who you are, unless you're a serial killer." - Ellen DeGeneres

"Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside, not the inside. Unless you eat the makeup." - Audrey Hepburn

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'damn, that was fun'!” - Kate Angell

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers, and once a guy pulled a knife on me. But I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.” - Rodney Dangerfield

“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” - Gloria Steinem

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.” - Johnny Depp

“Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.” - Charles M. Schulz

READ OUR BOOKS

You'll regret it if you don't, we assure you.

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Protecting the Golden Trio by QAllison reviews
Dumbledore fears the safety of Harry Potter, so he asked Chiron, who owes him, to send some help. Chiron sent Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Thalia, Katie, Travis and Connor to Hogwarts and specifically told them to keep their identities secret.But there are many things in their way of protecting the golden trio AND keeping their identities secret. Namely, the pink toad, Umbridge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,821 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Beautiful by Forfun100 reviews
Annabeth Chase is lost. Percy Jackson is damaged. Piper McLean is easy. Jason Grace is confused. Hazel Levesque is invisible. Frank Zhang is terrifying. Leo Valdez is stupid. What do they have in common? Sixth period study hall, and a whole lot more than they ever thought. High School Drama AU. Rated Really High T, for later chapters, multi ship.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 134,916 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 8/24/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Piper M., Jason G.] - Complete
Would you like your coffee black or blue? by TheWritingManiac reviews
In which Annabeth is a barista, and Percy's the guy who comes in and orders something new every day. Or, the one where Percy's dyslexic and can't read the menu, and Annabeth is more than happy to help him choose. Percabeth AU, complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,764 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Don't Leave Me by A Battle Inside My Heart reviews
Princess Annabeth and stable boy Percy have been best friends for as long as they can remember. Then they slowly start to grow deep feelings for each other. But the greatest war, between England and France is keeping them apart, when Percy is named Head Knight. Will their love stay strong enough? Or will Percy perish in battle? Percabeth and other canon couples.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,223 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Goode Academy by LostHeroGuide reviews
Annabeth and Percy were the best childhood friends. Now, Annabeth doesn't know what to believe. After moving away, then moving back, Percy still regrets what happened between them. Maybe she regrets overreacting to something she didn't completely understand. Something with her red-head menace. But will her past come back to haunt her? High school AU. Rated T because I'm paranoid :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,249 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
With Arms Wide Open by ILove2Write13 reviews
(AU) 17 year-old Annabeth has never fawned over celebrities; the fact that her brother was one had made her immune. One hot summer in California changes everything with Luke's entire band and a whirlwind romance. But all things must come to an end, and although she promises herself she will move on, Percy has left her a little something to be delivered in 9 months...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,302 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Savoir Of the Wizarding World- Nico Di Angelo? by Mein Liebling reviews
Crack!Fic. Percy, Annabeth, and Nico tell the Golden Trio and others that they are gods, and what they are god's of. Lets just say, only the Twins are happy. When Nico gets annoyed and sends Moldywart- ("Percy, it says 'Voldemort.") to Hades' palace, guess who is the new savoir of the Wizarding world? Enter Nico Di Angelo!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Nico A. - Complete
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The Scorpion and the Rose reviews
The untold tale about the blossoming love between an hopeful Scorpion and a thorny Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 9/1/2016 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.]
A Surprise at Dinner reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened after the epilogue in Emerald Green? This is about the fateful dinner at Lady Tilney's house where Gwyneth finds out all that her parents have been hiding from her.
Ruby Red/Rubinrot Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Gideon de Villiers, Gwendolyn Shepherd, Lucy M., Paul de Villiers