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Author has written 13 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, LEGO Batman Movie, and Epic Mickey.
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With a Side of Rust by blueskyscribe reviews
Knock Out is determined to help the next generation of Cybertron by whatever means necessary. And if that means "borrowing" the Autobots' human friends for a little road trip, so be it. But while Knock Out is hunting for a solution, someone else is hunting him!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,446 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Smokescreen, Knock Out
Sugar and Spice by Sincerely Yours- C.M.D reviews
In a land far away, once upon a time, our favourite 'bots were... what? Princesses! Fairytale oneshots involving Ratchet, Perceptor, and Tracks to name a few. Mech/Mech slash, humour and just a dash of Angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 10/6/2014 - First Aid, Mirage, Red Alert - Complete
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 325,847 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
The Chaotix - The World's Greatest Detectives! by FrDougal9000 reviews
The truth is not always pleasant; even when you're part of a detective agency, it can still be painful. But being part of that same agency also means you don't have to deal with it alone. You have people who care about you and will get you through it, no matter what. That's family: no one gets left behind. Not any more. Episodic dramedy/action adventure. DISCONTINUED.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 460,804 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Mighty, Espio, Vector, Charmy
Corruptable by universallyfictional23 reviews
Not your typical Slenderman story. There is only suspense and survival herein. Fem OC. Possible appearances from Ticci Toby, Masky, Hoodie, Jeff, and Kate.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 12/14/2015
Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 868,527 - Reviews: 4906 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Sonic 2006: Dude, Where's His World? by P.T. Piranha reviews
2006 is a strange year to be a hedgehog. One knows he's in a bad game. Another is in this for the sake of his country. The third... well at least he tries hard. Together, they try to not die while averting the apocalypse. Truly the sport of kings.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,157 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Sonic, Shadow, Silver - Complete
War Without End by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Post-DotM film. In the end, Ratchet isn't sure why this particular horror amongst all the others is the one to make him break. But betrayal is a double-edged sword. And his Prime struck the first blow. See inside for full warnings and description
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 218,806 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
United We Stand by mckeown reviews
Megatron was a gladiatorial slave, why would he condone any type of slavery? The Cybertron War is more than it appears, but neither side has any inkling to the other's point-of-view until the yellow scout Bumblebee gets bot-napped. An innocent mission to find energon mounts into more than either side can handle alone, they must unite or fall. Rated T for dark parts. 124,000 HITS!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 125,157 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Raf E. - Complete
Insert Eldritch Internet Phenomenon Here by Mei1105 reviews
Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society fic. While on the hunt for a pair of Mary-Sue's, two agents stumble into a dark forest being stalked by a tall thin creature with no face.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Complete
Life Could Have Been So Different by Taranea reviews
Someone has died and Sonic finds himself unable to pick up the pieces. But when Mobius has already given up on its hero, Shadow drops in from a storm, intent on finding out whether there isn't a bit of spirit left. To coax Sonic out of his shell, the black hedgehog starts to tell him about his past...and what REALLY happened aboard the ARK. Shadow's childhood, now COMPLETE.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 209,438 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Shadow, Sonic, Maria R., Gerald R. - Complete
Tea by Stitchar reviews
Having tea is pretty relaxing. Especially when the one who's hosting is your enemy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Bumblebee, Megatron - Complete
Redeem the Stars by megadoomingir reviews
Starscream was left at the mercy of the Predacons. This time there was no escape. Will he allow death to consume him or will he accept another chance? One he is certain will be the last if he cannot fix his ways and help shape the world he will soon live in. SET AFTER TRANSFORMERS: PRIME MOVIE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 101,765 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Optimus Prime, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Behind Amber Eyes by Psychedelic Hurricane reviews
When Vector started up Team Chaotix, he had no idea what sort of mess he was getting himself into. With the rambunctious Charmy and the silent Espio around, there's never a dull moment. However, Vector soon learns that the chameleon is keeping a dark secret from him. Will the crocodile ever uncover Espio's secret or will the chameleon always remain a mystery to him?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,802 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Vector, Espio, Charmy, Vanilla
Slender Man and the MEME seek by Dusty Secrets reviews
Derpin Hikpik is a shy freshman who considers himself to be the original 'Forever Alone' guy. You can only guess how shocked he is to receive a visit from the well-known and fictional Slender Man, or at least, he was believed to be just a myth. Derpin must now man-up and face the cold and mysterious creature of the woods, for an unorthodox and required adventure.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
Norton Antivirus by EmciiSquared reviews
It is system upgrade time again, though years of being victim to the Constructicon's unkind bedside manner influences Skywarp to attempt to master the art of evasive maneuvering. Stealth is not his strong point.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,496 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Dancing with the Autobots by Kryschenn reviews
G1. To raise funds while polishing their already positive public image, Jazz and Blaster develop an Autobot-focused reality TV show. The prize for the winners is a golden trophy, which Megatron soon covets as a device vital to his own nefarious purposes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,526 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Fairytale Gone Bad by Balrog Roike reviews
As a Cassetticon, it is your duty to teach your younger sibling the rules of life. Even if you ridicule yourself in the process….
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty reviews
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month? COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,513 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
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Chaotix Snippets reviews
Just some drabbles about what the Chaotix do when they're not solving a case.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 2/29 - Espio, Vector, Charmy - Complete
The Breakdown Protection Squad reviews
Breakdown, despite being out on the front lines more than any commanding officer, held the lowest record of injury. On one particular battle, Starscream finds out why.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10 - Breakdown, Starscream, Vehicons - Complete
The Predacon Whisperer reviews
The Predacon listened to no one. Except Breakdown. He liked Breakdown.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15 - Breakdown, Predaking, Starscream - Complete
Epic Mishaps reviews
Mickey and Oswald weren't the perfect team right off the bat.
Epic Mickey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 3/28/2019 - Mickey M., Oswald R.
Off Course reviews
"We only have one shot, but according to my math, we should be able to make it." Skywarp took a double take, for the first time looking like he was having second thoughts about the plan. "Hold up, should?" The engines ignited at full force and the ship launched off. (Sequel to Trine Me, now with 30% more plot! Rated T for safety.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/9/2019 - Published: 10/18/2019 - Skywarp, Thundercracker
We Talk Sometimes reviews
"We talk." Airachnid told Starscream, referring to herself and Megatron. But how did her comment actually affect Starscream?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2019 - Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
By The Docks reviews
Batman, meet me at the docks tonight at 9. We need to talk - Joker. P.S. - The coordinates are -.
LEGO Batman Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2019 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., Barbara G./Batgirl, Joker - Complete
The Odyssey of Starscream reviews
"Believe me Soundwave, they're going to be lining up all around Kaon to get it!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2019 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Trine Me reviews
Starscream. Air Commander, Megatron's top lieutenant, excellent tactician (or so he claimed). Thundercracker. The Brooder, the Thinker. Skywarp. The Idiot. Megatron didn't see a problem.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 4/30/2018 - Megatron, Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
The Perplexing Case of The Sandwich Thief
It was supposed to be a simple job. Instead, the Chaotix embark on their most baffling case yet, tracking down the most notorious culinary criminal of all times. Silver just wanted to go home.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,807 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 6/12/2018 - Espio, Vector, Charmy, Silver - Complete
Life Advice reviews
Luigi gets a piece of life advice from an unexpected source.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Everybody Talks reviews
This is how Megatron's insanity starts. "I'm telling you Soundwave, they know!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Megatron, Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Shorty, Shorty reviews
"Soundwave, this is a grave matter that must be resolved immediately, for I fear it threatens the whole Decepticon cause. It must never leave this room."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete