Tamaki Suoh, the young ruler of Alsance, is tired of courting. Yet, rumors of a clever princess refusing all of her royal suitors soon reach him. With his five closest advisors, Tamaki travels to the princess's kingdom disguised as an acting troupe's jester. Can the king win Haruhi Fujioka's heart? Or will one of his trusted advisors capture her affection first? [On semi-hiatus]

On a hot day in Central, Roy retreats to the archive rooms to try to cool off, and Riza goes looking for him in an attempt to make him go back to work.

Riza looked at Jean as though he had grown a second head. Now understanding that she didn't catch his meaning, Jean elaborated. "Mustang's out on a date tonight with my ex-girlfriend. Which is why we," Riza found the emphasis unnecessary, "are going to a bar."

Red was Roy Mustang's favourite colour: it was the colour of fire, heat and passion. He liked it on cars, he liked it on clothing, and he especially liked it on Riza Hawkeye.

It was no big deal. Star only needed something to get Marco off her mind, no, she needed someone. After being ignored, it turns out a little attention from a certain someone was all she needed. All it took was a call from a familiar demon to turn everything into big deal. Star/Tom

Ed has never heard of this 'Facebook' shit or whatever the hell Mustang's got him signed up for. Seriously, what use has the Fullmetal Alchemist for social networking? Yet here he is with his new account, being forced to discover the joys of the internet. And it seems that half of Amestris has gotten there before him. (And in case you're wondering I do not own Facebook. At all.)

This is my first fanfic, I tried and hope I did not fail. I always liked the Fullmetal Alchemist school themed fics, because they're always so funny. Well I hope I did a good job!

Royai. Riza and Roy fight at the office, and Riza falls asleep. When she wakes up, she's Furer Roy Mustang's wife, and more! How does she go back? Does she even want to go back?

A royai oneshot. Cute and funny, with Maes in it.

A six part drabble I wrote during work the Mary Kay women came in bursts so there were some slow moments. Roy finds himself jealous of a certains someone, then another certain someone. After that he finds out Hawkeye has 'gone out' with the first.