Hello readers, new and old! I am CraftyNinjaCat13! I'm crafty, I'm a ninja cat, and 13 is my fav number! VOTE VOTE VOTE! THE POLL'S JUST UP THERE

I've been on Fanfiction for a few months now, and I write so-so stories. I'm pretty normal, except for the fact that I'm pretty much the only girl who likes Ninjago at my school. Don't judge me! I'm (secret number) years old and I like writing stories. A LOT.

Few things you should know about me:

I LOVE that gay shit, and I read it all the time (*whispers* occasional lemons). I only do OCs if they're crucial to the plot, or make some cool s* go down. Well, I used to, then I went nuts. I'm a sucker for AUs and crossovers.

I scroll through random stories that are part of my fandoms.

Pretty much all of my stories are Ninjago related. If you don't like it, then you shouldn't be here! I'm thinking of writing a Steven Universe fanfic about Garnet meeting Blue Diamond, but that would be stupid, right?...right?

Ships I love:

Ninjago: Pixane (Pixal x Zane), Jaya (Jay x Nya), Techno (Jay x Zane) and Glacier (Cole x Zane). Zane is bae.

MLP: Fluttercord (Fluttershy x Discord) :) I just think this ship is diabetes sweet.

Steven Universe: Pearlnet (Pearl x Garnet), Perinet (Garnet x Peridot), Rupphire (Ruby x Sapphire)...oh hey, all of these ships include Garnet. Huh.

Gravity Falls:...I got nothing. I literally got nothing.

I've been going through profiles and seen than pretty much NOBODY is Australian, like me. If you're Australian, then paste this on your profile with your name! CraftyNinjaCat13.

You know what I hate? People who think we are immature and too old for Ninjago, you know what I say? I say we stay who we are and love what we love! Copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you agree with me: NinjagoZanelover Special Agent Alanshee, Lucy Brick 152, NinjagoMasterOfTheForce, DragonWhisperer762, CraftyNinjaCat13

Time for an OC character profile!

Sarah Borg

Relations:

She is another nindroid and the unknown sister of PIXAL. Isolated and mistreated from her creator/father Cyrus because she was responsible for her mother's (Hannah Borg, Cyrus' wife) death.

Special Talents:

Originally had no powers other than her flute, which can hypnotize anyone who listens to it into doing anything. She uses it to paralyze people and make them follow her, but if used to full potential it can do WAY more. What could she do? I have a few ideas...

Thanks to the mishaps in Dark Hearts, she gains the element of Winter Night. She can now shoot ice, do ice related things, cast auroras in the sky and turn day into night.

Appearance:

Looks like a human. Long blonde hair with bright green eyes. Used to wear a black hoodie with black pants, but now wears a black and blue gi. This isn't mentioned in any of my stories, so don't go fishing through my stories to find it.

Good or Bad?

Used to be a bad guy, but turns good thanks to PIXAL and the other ninja.

List only 10 characters from any series: Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu.

(1) Zane

(2) Nya

(3) Jay

(4) Lloyd

(5) Cole

(6) Kai

(7) Misako

(8) Sensei Garmadon

(9) Nadakhann

(10) General Cryptor

Q: 1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

He would probably not even notice me, so I wouldn't care. Alright, maybe a little...or a lot. GET OUT, YOU PERV!

Q: 7 cooked you dinner.

Awww...thanks, but what did you put in it?

Q: 4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?

Lloyd ate Cole's cake, and he's not happy about it.

Q: 6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

Jay videotaped him in the shower again, but this time he posted it on Youtube. 1 million views in 5 minutes!

Q: You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

He'll probably try and make me wish the embarrassment away. So...no.

Q: You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

0_0...uh, Ronin? I may need to borrow the Obsidian thingie that takes away your memories...

Q: 8 confessed to be a part of your family.

Oh no, that makes me related to Lloyd too! And Sensei Wu! Yikes! Does that mean I'm part of a prophecy too?

Q: 6 kidnapped you, why is this?

I watched the video of him in the shower on a dare. Wouldn't stop laughing in his face. Either that, or he EMBRACED DA POWER!!!

Q: 7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

I would think that Misako wouldn't need any help from her son when it comes to this...

Q: 5 gave you a teddy bear.

What did you break?

Q: 9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

HA HA HA... wait, why is Zane on a dating website? Did you break up with PIXAL? Poor you. Meanwhile, Nadakhann would probably wish himself away because he didn't want to go on the date. Everyone, to your keyboards! There's fanfiction to be written!

Q: 8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Kai posted another video of Garmadon in the shower to take the heat off of the video of him in the shower. Misako is...starved for entertainment.

Q: It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

Me: Wow, thanks!

Lloyd: That'll be 200 M&Ms.

Me: -_-

Q: 5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Why? I need an answer because if not, SOMEONE'S GOING TO DIE!

Q: You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

AGHHH!!! TAKE ME, NYA!!! Hang on...what did Cryptor pack for the picnic? It all depends on food.

Q: 1 suspects you are Kira.

Did Jay mess with your funny switch again? And what's Kira?

Q: You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

He's gonna make me wish!!!! Zane, Nya, help!

Q: 4 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

0/////0! Hang on... didn't I find out I was related to Garmy in one of the previous questions?

If 1 and 4 had a multi-dimensional war for you who would you choose?

Is this even a question? Zane, of course!

10 wants to go on a date with you.

Hell nah! But if you're interested in someone else...there's always Zane. Crap! NEXT QUESTION, NEXT QUESTION!

7 decides to let you and 9 be roommates.

Misako? Let me and Nadakhann be roommates? Even after he trapped me in the elevator? HAVE YOU LOSE YOUR MARBLES?!

Number 5 and 10 are getting married.

Opens wedding invitation*

You are invited to the wedding of Cole and...General Cryptor?! HELL NO! Zane, please crash the wedding and DO SOMETHING! Two of the people I ship with you are getting married to each other!

Number 1 asks you to be married to him while 2 is trying to be more than friends and 9 and 10 wants you to marry 2.

Me: *Shoves Zane with Cole, shoves Nya with Jay and grabs machine gun to take villains downtown*

4 tells 8 that 9 loves 7 and you love 3

Lloyd, enough with your lies! I don't love Jay, and Nadakhann CERTAINLY doesn't love Misako!

2 gives you carrot cake for a lifetime.

Thanks Nya!

Cole: Can I have some?

Me: Sure! *Gives him half of my cake supply*

Cole: YAAAAS! CAKE!

3 gives you a panda bear for Christmas.

What did YOU break?

1 proposes to you on your birthday.

Uh...Zane...I think you got the wrong gal. *Points at PIXAL.*

7 and 10 become BFFs

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!

6 and 1 are related

What? Then that means Kai must be...a robot!?

5 and 6 get in a fight who will win?

Kai, the carrot cake is COLE'S, not yours! Meh, it's a tie, I guess.

Out of nowhere, 9 loses it and goes into a psycho rage. How does 4 calm him/her down?

Lloyd: I WISH FOR YOU TO CALM THE HELL DOWN!

5 is the hero in a movie. Who is his/her damsel in distress?

ZANE. Heh heh.

3 and 8 go on a date. How does this turn out?

Jay and Sensei Garmadon? Dafuq?

4 walks in on 3 changing. How do they react?

Jay: LLOYD! I THOUGHT I LOCKED THE DOOR!

Lloyd: *pours bleach in eyes*

6 and 9 to the beach together. What happens?

Huh. This has actually happened before, didn't it? In that episode Kai disappeared into the Djinn Blade. Well, if that didn't end well, I don't think this will.

In a wild spin-the-bottle game, 2 gets 4. What happens between them in the closet?

Kai/Jay: *buries Lloyd's body in the woods*

8 tells the dirty secret she's been hiding. What is it?

I have no idea. I used the Obsidian thingie to destroy that memory.

5 accidentally hurts 1. Is 1 forgiving about it?

I'm not sure. Cole would most likely have made a six inch dent in Zane's face.

3 and 5 get really drunk. What's happening?

Zane: *opens the closet and sees Jay and Cole making out*

Nya: WHAT THE FUC-

8 proposes to 6. What is their reaction?

Kai: *kicks Sensei Garmadon in the face*

Ninjago Fangirl Interview:

1. Who is your favorite ninja?

Zane Zane Zane Zane Zane! In case you didn't notice, it's Zane.

2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja?

Wake up. But seriously, I would die of excitement. Then I would resurrect myself and play it cool. See that pun there?

3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you?

Shelter himself from the crowd of other fangirls first, then we could probably hang out somewhere cool. Like Antarctica.

4. What music does s/he listen to?

According to other fanfic profiles, he likes classical/jazz. I'm rolling with that.

5. Do you have an OC?

Sarah Borg, PIXAL's sister.

6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja?

First time they met, she almost killed him.

7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Going back to Borg Industries and breaking Cyrus' arms. Yikes!

9. Who is your favorite Serpentine?

Skales Jr, because he's not as evil.

10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Teaming up with Jay to make a invention to take over the world/candy shop.

11. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpentine do if they met each other?

They've already met, and they didn't do much.

12. Who is your least favorite Ninja?

Dareth. Next question!

13. Who is your least favorite Serpentine?

Does Clouse count? Because he became a Serpentine, and he zapped Zane and I want to PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!!!

14. If you could marry your favorite Ninja, how many kids would you have?

But...Zane's a robot. And...despite how amazing he is, I'm not willing to marry him. If he were to do that with PIXAL... my ship would sail. However, the Techno ship would sink...T_T

15. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing?

MOTHERDUCKING PIXANE!!! FUCK PIXANE TECHNO GLACIER AND OPPOSITE FOR THE WIN!!!!! I'm sorry PIXANE I didn't mean it I'm sorry

16. Have you ever called a Ninja hot?

You mean Kai?

17. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of?

Ice ninja ice ninja ice ninja. Ice ninjas are cool!!! Ok, I'm going to go die now. Oh, light ninjas are cool too! Is there some way for me to be both?

18. What side would you join?

Do I need to answer this? Duh! NINJA OF COURSE!

Random quotes that either hit me in the feels or I died laughing at:

"Steven, I've seen so many things that could hurt you. I should have never let one be me." - Garnet (Steven Universe)

"I hate it when people call me cute." - Nya (Ninjago)

"*undecipherable gibberish formed from unbridled furiosity*" - Ruby (Steven Universe)

"Can't you see? I'm completely engulfed with rage." Sapphire (Steven Universe)

"I never asked for this! I never asked to be MADE!" Amethyst (Steven Universe)

"This is punishment for the rebellion! IT'S NOT OUR FAULT!" Garnet (Steven Universe)

"*I always thought I might be bad, now I'm sure that it's true. Cuz I think you're so good, and I'm nothing like you...*" ? (Steven Universe)

"Grunkle Stan... I trust you." Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)

"Alright Morty, I'm going to need you to take these seeds, and shove them WAAAY up your butthole." Rick (Rick and Morty)

"~When you love somebody you put your pants on for them...~" Michael Mells (Be More Chill)

Updates and Upcoming Stories:

MultiGenre One-Shots for EVERYONE!:

I've got a feeling that this one is going to go one for a loooong time.

Return of the Mechanic 2:

Yes, it's finally coming! After Dark Hearts (and Colemanite), I'll be writing this. Maybe. You know what? I'll just wait and see. Plot Draft: When a trip to the Ninjago Fair goes terribly wrong, Zane finds himself victim of a brutal misunderstanding and meets an old enemy he hoped to never see again. Will Cole and Jay have the guts to save him...even when it was their fault in the first place?

Colemanite:

This story has nothing to do with my other plotlines. It's just something I thought of while scrolling around on Youtube.

I applaud you for reading my whole profile. Unless you just skipped to the end. Never mind. So...what are you waiting for? Go read my stories!!!