The.Pie.Is.A.Lie.Writinghide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Portal, Shadow of the Colossus, Doki Doki Literature Club, and Paladins. Hello my cutiepies! My name is ThePieIsALie. I'm 18 years old and I live in the Netherlands. I speak Dutch and English, which my second language. I've been writing little stories ever since I was young, but fanfiction was what really got me into writing. I'm a casual writer who only does it for fun, though my dream is to have some of my original works published. I mainly write stories for the amazing game Portal. At the same time I'm working on a large project where I write a full book for Paladins: Champions of the Realm. I'm active on a lot of platforms online: I also have a writing account on ArchiveOfOurOwn: I'm known as ThePieIsALie on youtube where I post gameplay and montage videos: Follow me on Instagram to stay up to date with me on the daily: Join my Discord server to interact with all our members and to participate in fun events and tournaments!: |
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Lian's Peculiar Journey: Starlight Paladins by SuperMastour reviews
After a stranger comes in for help and reveals to her her hidden potential, Lian takes to an adventure of a lifetime in order to stop a sinister villain bent on destroying the world with her new power and her new allies. They will face many dangerous enemies, but will their bonds grow strong and pull them through? Main Characters: Lian, Furia, Lex, Zhin, Moji. NEW CHAPTERS UP!
Paladins - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 11/26/2018
Redemption by Silverstreams reviews
After Caroline discovers her 'parents' to be Black Mesa spies, Doug Rattmann hides young Chell in Old Aperture before she's sealed off and presumed dead. Years later, she's back, and her resurfacing could lead to Aperture's downfall. A Portal prequel about what it truly takes to have a shot at redemption.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,232 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Caroline, Chell, D. Rattmann, GLaDOS
Pieces by PortalPanda reviews
Wheatley falls from space & GLaDOS returns him to Aperture to punish him. To show Wheatley what he put Chell through, She transfers him into a human body & dumps him on the surface to fend for himself. After seeing him fall, Chell drags Wheatley back to her home. There Wheatley has to work towards Chell's forgiveness & friendship, all while learning what it means to be human.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,644 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/7/2018 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
The Awakening of Monika by ZoomFlare reviews
It's been a month since I finished Doki Doki Literature Club. Now I even keep a laptop that never shut down as it is showing Monika's Act Three room. Until one day, she said something new. Something outside of her usual dialogues... This story is complete. Any entries past Secret Poem Number 9 are bonuses and does not guarantee further entries.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 77,118 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Monika, OC - Complete
The Winter Witch by whiterosedying0
She wanted love, attention, adoration from all of those around her. What she got was infamy. No longer welcome in her village and barely welcome as a part of the resistance, Evie is plagued with madness as she tries to garner the attention she craves as the elementals powers slowly drives her mad.
Paladins - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2018
Aperture: Downfall by FanfictionalRatt reviews
Before Chell, before GLaDOS, there was Aperture Science. After the death of Cave Johnson, there is a fuzzy gap that was never quite filled. Prologue to After Aperture, this story explores the world before Chell, and fill the holes in a world where Aperture Science still functioned. Beyond law, morality, and science, this is the story of Aperture's Downfall.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Caroline, D. Rattmann, Wheatley
The Potato Queen by Perfect Circumstance reviews
He took their mother, their Queen from them, but She would return. She would come back to them. But She would be different. She would be Caroline.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2018 - Caroline, GLaDOS, Weighted Companion Cube - Complete
Test subject Number 1 (Warning: Omorashi) by User724 reviews
"Oh..." GLaDOS trailed off as she checked the camera and noticed Chell's stiff posture, pained expression, and subtle fidget. "Well, I suppose I should get you to a bathroom before you make a mess in my test chamber, but its's so much fun watching you squirm. Let's test your bladder capacity." While waiting for Wheatley to plan their escape, Chell encounters a new challenge.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2018 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Not Daddy's Little Girl by RealmOMFG reviews
Yuri finds herself alone with a beaten and bruised Natsuki. She takes it upon herself to try and bring some comfort to the poor girl. Natsuki x Yuri fluff
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/4/2017 - Natsuki, Yuri - Complete
The Champions of the Realm by Lance Carcer reviews
All the Paladins you know and love in a (hopefully) long running story narrated by my favorite characters.
Paladins - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 9/12/2017
Just Monika by 98234294y2931h1efuddiaisd02u92 reviews
Just Monika.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Monika - Complete
A Trusted Friend In Science by Sweet Christabel reviews
In the years before GLaDOS, Chell and Doug witness events at Aperture that stay with them forever. Years later, they both find themselves drawn back, forming a partnership to discover what secrets the company is hiding. Separated by disasterous circumstances, forced into lives as lab rat and test subject, they find the only thing they can rely on is each other. Slow-burn Chellmann.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 153,714 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 9/18/2016 - [Chell, D. Rattmann] GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Aperture Café by actingwithportals reviews
A Portal coffeeshop au that brings together the entire cast of both Portal games and the Portal mod Portal Stories: Mel in a fun and, for once, non-threatening environment. Cover image by blairaptor at .
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,531 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Chell, D. Rattmann, Wheatley, Adventure Core
Forced To Take a New Direction by AfroPony53 reviews
What happen if something happens in old Aperture and Chell and GLaDOS are forced to find a away to pervent Aperture from exploding? Well? Wouldn't you like to know?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 4/22/2016 - [Chell, GLaDOS]
ChellOS Laboratories by WolfFiresword reviews
What would happen if Chell was in charge of Aperture? Disclaimer: I do not own Portal or any of the characters mentioned in this story.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Not Quite a Home Run by actingwithportals reviews
Chell attempts to teach Wheatley the great American pass-time. It wasn't one of her more brilliant ideas. (prompt given by ask-the-mistakeorb.)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Want You Back by manyfandomstrash reviews
[As the elevator ascended faster and faster, it finally hit Chell. She wasn't ready to go. And as she stood alone in the vast wheat field, GLaDOS' last words echoed in her mind. "Don't come back."] Chell returns to Aperture to discover GLaDOS' past and her plans for their future. But things start to get complicated, and Chell must risk her life for the one that hates her the most.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,250 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Caroline, Cave Johnson, Chell, GLaDOS
Not While I'm Around by Starry Nightengale reviews
As perseverant as Chell is, she's still a human, and humans need their sleep. That means her android companion is alone with his thoughts for a while; But being Wheatley, he can't keep them all to himself. (Geekenders-inspired)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Science, Science, Do as You Will by LittleFireDragon reviews
When the cores fall back to Earth, Chell gives Wheatley one last chance, but GLaDOS has other ideas. For science and revenge, she uses him as a subject for the most traumatic experiment she can think of: changing an undying robot into a mortal human. In danger of losing himself forever, Wheatley clings to his identity and races to reverse the change – with lots of help, of course.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,741 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Chell, Wheatley] - Complete
The Witch Beyond the Field of Wheat by AnimeGirlKairi reviews
Some say a wicked witch rules over the land in the heart of the plains at the edge of town; in her home, the seemingly small, magical shack. You will be trapped in there, forever. Once you go in that shack, you never come out. Or so the legend goes…
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2015 - GLaDOS - Complete
Portal: Sentience by iammemyself reviews
The Cores were attached to control GLaDOS... but perhaps not for the reason we thought.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Caroline, GLaDOS - Complete
Portal: Euphoria by iammemyself reviews
GLaDOS takes on the task of emulating a human brain, but to do it, she needs a role model. With Caroline's help, GLaDOS takes on learning to hear music, but learns quite a lot of other things she never even thought about. Prior to the upload; GLaDOS is NOT Caroline (they exist as two separate people at the same time). Now complete.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,704 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Caroline, GLaDOS - Complete
Portal: GLaDOS and Me by iammemyself reviews
Wheatley, hacker under the employ of Aperture Laboratories, somehow ends up on the GLaDOS Project. His job: To teach her until she's able to learn on her own. But as happens with the best students, Wheatley ends up being the one learning the lessons… WheatDOS at the end. Human!Wheatley, Core!GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,772 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [GLaDOS, Wheatley] - Complete
Wheatley's Broadcasts by john4096 reviews
Using his advanced hacking skills, Wheatley manages to get into the Aperture Science Extra-Terrestrial Announcement system hoping for a way back to earth, or at least a friendly voice to distract him from the space sphere.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Cave Johnson, Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
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Aperture High School (remastered) reviews
Chell just got transferred to her new school. She quickly meets new friends, but also finds that this peculiar school has a lot more dark secrets than it lets on. And the Principal Gladys seems to have something to do with it too. What truly lies below the surface of Aperture Highschool? (rewritten from the old version of this story)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2019 - Published: 9/23/2019 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Paladins: Champions of the Realm, The Book reviews
Paladins: Champions of the Realm, The Book contains all history and events that have ever taken place in the Realm. Discover all characters' backstories and follow them along on the journey of what may come for the Realm's future.
Paladins - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2019
For House Aico! reviews
Khan has just begun his new career as the Primus of House Aico. On his first day he must already prove himself by saving Lian from a group of bandits who kidnapped her.
Paladins - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/2/2019 - Complete
The Birth of the Winter Witch reviews
Evie goes on a trip with her master, the Archmage, to an isolated little village that is terrorized by a magical being. However, Evie decides to go out on her own to capture the Frost Elemental for herself. It was the only thing that could save her from this enslaved life. (Fanmade background story for Evie the Winter Witch)
Paladins - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2018 - Evie - Complete
Poem Panic reviews
Yuri and Natsuki get into a fight. And this time there is no one to stop it from getting out of hand.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/15/2018 - Natsuki, Yuri - Complete
Saving Lost Life reviews
A short One-Shot/poem for the amazing game Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of the Colossus - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2017 - Wander, Mono - Complete
When live gives you lemons reviews
The boss had asked for combustible lemons. So it was time to get to work. A short one-shot based on the scene from the second Portal musical 2017 production by Geekenders. Now with a Bonus Chapter.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Cave Johnson, Wheatley - Complete
Chell's second playthrough reviews
Chell wakes up. The same grey room. The same puzzles. Something isn't right. Everything that is happening to her, it had happened before. Was it time travel? Were her memories of the happening events just her imagination? Whatever it was, she somehow knew, she just knew, that she had to prevent the core transfer. But how do you change your story that's already been made for you?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Aperture High School reviews
Chell has been transferred to a new school. She quickly gets new friends and begins to finally feel like she has found her place. But her new best friend Wheatley gets bullied and the school's principal Gladys seems to be hiding something. This place holds more dark secrets than it let's on.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Lost Friendship reviews
GLaDOS has reawakened Doug Rattman to test. But there seems to be more going on behind the scenes of the history of Aperture Science. Portal One-shot. Based on a rp I once did (There do some things happen, but THIS IS NOT BASED ON A SHIP!)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2016 - D. Rattmann, GLaDOS - Complete
