Sarcastic Realisthide bio
Author has written 55 stories for CSI: New York, ER, CSI, CSI: Miami, Sue Thomas: FB Eye, House, M.D., Crossing Jordan, Prison Break, Lost, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs, and Star Wars. My name is Shay, I live in Canada, I'm sixteen years old and I love the following shows: CSI, House MD, Crossing Jordan, Criminal Minds, and Numb3rs. I do have certain ships that I favour, but I'll do different ones if I'm in the mood. CSI-- Grissom/Sara, Warrick/Catherine House-- House/Cuddy, Wilson/Cuddy, House/Stacy Crossing Jordan-- Garrett/Jordan, Bug/Lily Numb3rs-- Charlie/Amita, Larry/Megan Criminal Minds-- Garcia/Morgan Thank you for taking the time to read this pathetic little biography, and feel free to PM me for whatever reason, suggestions, anything. I like PM's. (coughgarretelliotcough LOL) And I'm publicly declaring my love for the following authors, who are wonderful because... well, just because: garretelliot, bobby's sheila, GoddessofSnark, Darcy Brandon, Remote Control Princess, jesus-chick, and Kate. There are a whole lot more of you, but unfortunately I don't have room to list them all. Anyways, have fun reading and remember I LOVE reviews! Hehehe. See y'all later. Shay |
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Fanfiction by Pathetic Fallacy reviews
Logically, the Internet is the same everywhere... even in TV shows. A tale of hell breaking loose, involving maniacal plans, turkey, Mexico, printer cables, chips, and the loss of a day's work. In a manner of speaking.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Parallel Reality by Pathetic Fallacy reviews
They will insist on getting into their swimming costumes whenever you order them to drown themselves in the pool. House and Wilson play games during work. Things happen. Mild slash, rated for language and innuendo and vague discussion of things.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
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Crash reviews
[WC] ‘Never doubt and never look back. That’s how I live my life.’ Right. So what happens when it involves a dark skinned blueeyed hottie we all know and love…?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005
Altered Emotions reviews
Every object persists in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed upon it. [GCR]chapter five. COMPLETE!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Gil G., Catherine W. - Complete
It's Raining reviews
Set after Humpty Dumpty. HouseCuddy pairing. What happened after the screen went black at the end of the episode? COMPLETE, chapter eleven. Thanks for your reviews!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Girls' Night Out reviews
It's Padme's eighteenth birthday... what happens when a certain Jedi shows up? Obidala. Chapter Two...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Make Me reviews
Tiny steps eventually carried him to the end, and he looked down. 'Oh my god,' he thought in horror… [GJ]
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Come Get Me reviews
[GJ] 'Enlighten me, Jordan. Does trouble just naturally follow you around'
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Twelve Red Roses reviews
Just a little Valentine's Day fluff story for ya. Last chapter up.
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Mistaken Identity reviews
She's not what she seems. And he's falling for her. ColbyOC, WIP. Better than the summary.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Colby G.
Kids reviews
Post 'The Fox', on Morgan's comment about kids. [MorganGarcia] Please review.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Chinese reviews
He knew she would pick up. She always picked up. He knew she would pick up and yet when she finally did, his prepared speech flew out the window... [oneshot][GideonElle]
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Christmas Cheer reviews
[GJ] 'You started it.'
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Nobody Drinks Alone reviews
Every demon, every ghost from your past, and every memory you’ve held back, follows you home. [GJ]
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Regrets reviews
Not a day goes by... that I don't think of you. [HouseStacy] COMPLETE! Thanks for the reviews!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Shattered reviews
Garret Macy has hit rock bottom, and there’s only one person he trusts enough to help pick up the pieces. Problem is he doesn’t know it. Not my usual pairing. [oneshot]
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
At Arm's Length reviews
[BugLily] What if he hadn't let her run away?
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
I Want You reviews
[GJ] 'That's just it, Garret. You don't know what you want anymore.'
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Redeeming Love reviews
She stared at it again. The faint pink line jumped out at her, taunting. Oh God. She was pregnant.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005
Magnetized reviews
He was a magnet an incredible force pulling at her with a grip so strong she felt powerless to resist. [HouseStacy]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
What's Underneath reviews
Cuddy's got a secret... [oneshot]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Fresh Start reviews
NOW COMPLETE! What happens after.... Thanks for the reviews!
Sue Thomas: FB Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Just to See That You're Alright reviews
She answered the door quickly, and he hated that she looked surprised to see him something that he hoped would change sometime in the future… [GJ]
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Lost reviews
He smirked at her. “You know you like me.” [Skate] Sawyer and Kate have a confrontation on the beach.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Special reviews
He gave her a look that was son incredulous she had to laugh. “That’s your job,” he defended. [GJ]
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Gradual Descent reviews
How far do you have to fall before you crash? [GJ]
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Camping Trip reviews
The Agents at the bullpen... A camping trip... what more can I say? NOW COMPLETE! Thanks for the reviews! It's been a blast!
Sue Thomas: FB Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes reviews
At the door, he stopped, turned to face her, and smiled briefly. 'I guess I’ll have to stick around, then.' [MS]
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Baby, Don't Go reviews
He knocked, somewhat frantically, and restrained himself from throwing his arms around her when she opened the door in her animated pyjamas. [GJ]
Crossing Jordan - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Couldn't, Wouldn't, Shouldn't reviews
He couldn't. He wouldn't. He really shouldn't. GJ oneshot fic. Read and review, please.
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
Nighttime Visitor reviews
Jordan gets a nighttime visitor, and this time it's not Danny. Set after 'Luck Be A Lady' and 'Double Down, Triple Threat.' Read and review, please.
Crossing Jordan - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005
Break reviews
Had she imagined everything? The dinner, the almostkiss near the drain, the smiles… [WC]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
She Had to Care reviews
Short DNA drabble. Very sad.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2005
Close reviews
Just a little MylesLucy fic I wrote. Short and sweet. Hope you like.
Sue Thomas: FB Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2005
What Are Friends For? reviews
COMPLETE! 'I guess this is what happens when you sleep with someone.' [MS]
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
Eye of the Storm reviews
Muahaha... read it and see. Just a little MylesTara fic. Not really romance, more drama.
Sue Thomas: FB Eye - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2005
Disillusionment reviews
Why'd he have to be so damned difficult? [HM]
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005
Warning the rest of the title didn't fit reviews
Cuddy's tired and hears an odd conversation coming from House's office... hehehe
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2005
Cannonballs, Clowns, & Cotton Candy reviews
They finally parted, joined hands yet again, and continued along the edge of the lake, tension eased by the consciousness of this new phase in their relationship. [MacStella]
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Pay Attention! reviews
The title kinda sucks, but I couldn't think of a better one... House is deeply involved in his Gameboy game and Wilson can't bring his head up, so he makes up a story. Chaos ensues. [HouseCam]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005
Houseguest reviews
God, that woman irritated him. Irritated the hell outta him and fascinated the the hell outta him. Her nosiness never ceased to infuriate him, but then the way she moved... [HouseCameron]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2005
Secret reviews
Calleigh has a secret and Horatio wants to know what it is... HC
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2005
Over the Sunset Stream reviews
A sequel to Under the Willow Tree. You don't have to read that one first, but it might be a good idea. You won't be totally lost or anything... GC
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2005
Under the Willow Tree reviews
A collection of slightly humourous drabbles that I wrote after deciding I needed to get them out of my system... I don't think they're that bad, but why don't you tell me? GC
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/24/2005
Drowning Sorrows III reviews
[EC] Last part of the trilogy.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Drowning Sorrows II reviews
[EC] 'Why, hello there, Mr Delko.'
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
You're Too Late reviews
Something weird I wrote because I got tired of Grissom being a jerk...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2005
The FBI's Most Embarrassing Moments reviews
I have no idea where this came from, but I think it's funny. I know, the summary sucks, but the story isn't that bad!
Sue Thomas: FB Eye - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2005
Drowning Sorrows reviews
[EC] 'You're cute when you're tipsy.'
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
James Bonding reviews
Just a little drabble I wrote at 12:15am, it's a post-ep for "What you see is what you see." Hope you enjoy!
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005
Let Go reviews
A short poem set right after the end of the season finale, 10-7. It's kinda sad...
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005
Butterfly reviews
Sara has a tattoo and it's bugging Grissom...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Complete
Translation, Please? reviews
Another post-ep for 'the closer', it has Greek in it! please r&r! Second chapter now up; more Greek this time!
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005
Change reviews
[MS] 'Change isn't so bad, is it'
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
Sara's Prank reviews
Sara plays a prank on Greg...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Not so Bad reviews
Ray finally gets up the courage to ask out a colleague... [RayNeela]
ER - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
