Hey peoples!

I'm Adam. Call me Stalker. It's what everyone else does. Do the right thing.

Nothing to tell you except that I'm a young bisexual who lives in Canada, I read a lot, I write a lot, I forget to eat a lot, and I'm totally obsessed with this guy that my friend and I have nicknamed 'said person'. He doesn't know. Enough for you? Good...

“Too bad the world’s not filled with Care Bears… err, maybe not.” –Cath

Adam: "I'm not me, I'm him, but he's me too."

Cath: "But it's cool, though; for you see, you're you... and not you... But since you're not harming me you get to be full you."

Adam: "Huh?"

Adam: “I’m awesome at multitasking. I can talk to four people online, talk on the phone, eat, drink, read a book, and read online all at once.”

Cath: “Wow. If I tried that, I’d end up telling my friend to eat my dinner and tell my dinner to fuck my friend.”

Adam: "No way! He's the best!"

Ashley: "Adam, the Energizer Bunny is gay..."

Adam: "Yeah, but he has awesome sunglasses. I want them."

Adam: "Hey Jackie."

Jackie: "Adam, I've finally mastered eyeliner. It's awesome. I think you should start wearing eyeliner, too."

Adam: “Why are you putting a flower in my hair?”

Emily: “All the guys in Hawaii have them, and they’re hot!”

Adam: "Em, you're SEVEN."

Emily: "So?"

Contessa: “Hey, Caroline, let’s invite Kyle to homecoming. He can be a pimp and we’ll be the ho.”

Jackie: “I’m a Swedish whore.”

Everyone else: 0.o "Okay..."

Jordan: "I don't drink or eat anything that an animal had to die for. That kind of vegetarian."

Adam: "Why do you drink milk then?"

Settino: "How can a cow die for milk?"

Adam: "Easy. A cow doesn't have enough milk, then the farmer gets pissed and kills the cow."

Kashtin: "Adam was probably just calling his girlfriend or something, he's on the phone so much though..."

Leroy: "And Settino picks up."

Adam: "You asshole!"

Adam: "That guy has a lot of pop."

Kashtin: "Okay..."

Adam: "I'll count them. One, two, three, four, five..."

Random Old Dude: "Grrr!"

Kashtin: "And now he left. You're so rude, Adam."

Adam: "You bit my finger twice. I owe you a bite on the finger."

Jordan: "Hey!"

Adam: "Ow! You scratched the inside of my mouth, you asshole! I think it's bleeding..."

Jordan: "Sorry, man. For payment, now you can touch my hair whenever you want."

Adam: "Yay!"

Megan: "On a scale of one to ten, how bad is it to lie to a guy who likes you by saying you've become a French exchange student in France so I cant go on MSN... when really I blocked him and told him he couldnt call me because it's too expensive?"

Radha: "Thirteen."

Adam: "Seven point five."

Catherine: "So do you think most people at your school are retarded?"

Adam: "Yes. Yes I do."

My fanfiction ships...

DN Angel: Daisuke-Dark, Daisuke-Satoshi, Satoshi-Krad, Keiji-Dai, Keiji-Anyone, Dark-OC, Daisuke-OC

Harry Potter: Harry-Ginny, Harry-Blaise, Harry-Draco, Harry-Cho (if it's well written), Harry-multiple ships and James-Sirius. I've read one good Harry-Sirius but the rest've sucked.

s-CRY-ed: Ryuhou-Kazuma, Ryuhou-Mimori, Cherise-Kazuma, Asuka-Kazuma, Asuka-Mimori

Inuyasha: Inuyasha-Kagome, Inuyasha-Miroku, Inuyasha-Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha-TEEN Shippo, TEEN Souta-TEEN Shippo, Sesshoumaru-Kagura, Kohaku-Souta, Kohaku-Shippo

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn-Legolas, Aragorn-Arwen

Diabolo: REN-RAI.

Princess Mononoke: Ashitaka-San (duh), Ashitaka-Eboshi-San

-Adam