Spencer is embarrassed by his lack of sexual experience. Emily offers to help. Will the be the best idea they've ever come up with or will it ruin everything they had as friends/co-workers? PWP

"The first thing she became aware of when she woke up was that she could not remember falling asleep. The second was the sharp pain on her left temple and the dull ache on her entire body. And the third was that she was stuck inside a cage" The team gets taken by an unknown man who forces them to play a twisted game that has the potential to break even the bravest of them all.

After fighting the newborns, Alice notices Jasper has been acting strangely and asks Carlisle to help. Takes place during Eclipse shortly after the Cullens fight the newborn army and Victoria.

The BAU realise what it feels like to hit rock bottom when one of their own is diagnosed with what is considered to be one of the worst psychiatric disorders of all time. First chapter is way shorter than the rest. Trigger warnings inside.

A young girls escapes to Forks to escape her traumatic past. Will Dr Cullen be able to treat her just like any other patient?

Season 5/DARK/Aaron Hotchner & Emily Prentiss/ "Is something wrong?" Aaron asks, and Emily turns, watching the dark sky outside the window behind him. Black and empty, the stars all gone. "No," she whispers. "Everything's fine." She stopped searching for stars long ago./ dark theme

"I'm alive, Emily. He lost. We beat him…" He whispered as his thumb brushed the tears that still wetted her cheeks. "Touch me." Oneshot.

A new job at the BAU and a child she hadn't told her oldest friend about. Can Emily and Hotch get through the trials of a tried friendship and kept secrets?

TWILIGHT READING TWILIGHT #2... The Cullens' home is now filled with curious shape-shifters, imprints and Quileute elders, all desperate to hear the rest of Bella's story. How much can one weekend really change things? And what other secrets does Bella have in her past, waiting to be exposed? READ "TRT1: DYING TO KNOW THE TRUTH" FIRST!

Doyle was gone but even in death, he still left her with a mess to clean up. Even in death, her monster still lurked around in the shadows, waiting to swallow her whole. Continuation of the end scene on the jet in 7x12

When a dare between two FBI special agents turns into a manhunt, the BAU must race to solve some strange clues in order to save one of their own. Disclaimer: I do not own Criminal Minds or any of its characters.

I take requests and write drabble / ficlet things over on my tumblr, and I figured I should collect them here too, for those of you who don't do the tumblr thing. These are the Hotchniss ones.

Aaron Hotchner gets the call that his youngest agent has yet again landed himself in the hospital at 3:57 in the morning, but Reid's explanation of how the night happened doesn't quite ring true. Content warnings inside.

To the outside world, Jennifer Jareau is perfection. Smart, beautiful, strong, and in control. However, behind closed doors she is doing everything she can not to fall apart. Trigger warning: eating disorder, anorexia. Please read and review!

Hotch and Emily were in a relationship fifteen years ago, but he made a huge mistake and was forced to end things with her. Now she is starting her new job at the BAU and will have to face the only man she'd ever loved. How things will work for both of them? Does he feel something after all those years? Slightly AU. There will be some Morgan/Garcia too. COMPLETE.

TWILIGHT READING TWILIGHT #1 - It is the day after Bella's 18th Birthday, and Edward has just decided that he is going to leave her for her own protection. However, when a mysterious gift is left on the front porch at the Cullen's home, will he change his mind? Will old enemies be able to set aside their differences and change their collective futures for the better?

"And what should I say? 'Hey Hotch, here's the thing. I can't sleep properly because I have nightmares with that son of a *** killing me all over again every single night but guess what I found out? When I sleep in your arms I don't have nightmares. So, what do you say? Can you borrow me your arms on regular basis so I could sleep better?" ONESHOT.

Forks High School is holding a Father/Daughter Dance as a fundraiser and Bella asks Charlie but he scheduled to work that weekend. What is Bella to do? She doesn't worry long when a certain pale vampire doctor steps in and saves the day. How does Bella react&How does the dance go? A sequel to "A Father's Warm Embrace" but can stand alone. Mainly Bella&Carlisle Father/Daughter Fluff

When a car accident kills her father on her first day back in Forks, Bella finds herself alone in the town she never wanted to come to with only a kind doctor and his strange family to look out for her.

Bella is left with Rosalie and Emmett during the school day due to a hunting trip. What happens when a couple of girls bully her and hurt her in the process? Will Rosalie and Emmett let it stand? How does Carlisle help her? A little Rosalie, Emmett and Bella sibling fluff with mentions of motherly Esme. Mostly Carlisle and Bella Father/Daughter fluff. R. T for swearing and bullying

Derek finds himself confessing his love for her at the most unexpected time.

The love story of Carlisle and Esme Cullen.

While on a case in Massachusetts one of the team is arrested for a heinous crime. Will the others be able to prove their teammate's innocence or will they go down for a crime they did not commit?

Edward & Bella find themselves locked in the closet after snooping around in Carlisle/Esme's room. They get more than what they bargained for.

Bella visits the Cullen house just days after her return from Italy, claiming that she can't sleep. But Carlisle notices something wrong and tries to ease her into telling him...What could be wrong? Set between New Moon and Eclipse, Carlisle and Bella father/daughter bonding and slight Esme and Bella bonding as well.

Bella loves books. Emmett hates boredom. Esme loves red markers. Carlisle hates it if you don't check this out. One shot.

Emily is struggling with her identity as she finds some part of her can't let go of Ian Doyle. She runs to Derek, but she's living two lives now: one inside her head and one with the rest of the world. When she is kidnapped and tortured by a man with ties to her past, will her team come in time to save her again? It may cost them more than they're willing to risk. -Eventual DEmily-

"A weekend, in California, along the beach, with you in my arms showing me off too people that were once overprivellaged kids that went to a private high school with you?" Emily asks Derek for a big favor! Rated T for language.

Picks up after Starlight... Carlisle/Esme and Edward/Bella try for having another baby. Caleb & Delilah's relationship progresses. Conflicts will occur later, but their family is adjusting to life in Minnesota while some really begin to miss Forks.

Scandalous one shots.

7th story in the Lunar Eclipse Series... Picks up after The Darkened Sun... Revolves around Carlisle/Esme ... Rosalie is about to have a baby, Alex/Michael's wedding will be happening in the near future... some obvious conflicts will occur to keep it all interesting :) Enjoy.

Continuation from my Miracle of the Lunar Eclipse Series.. this one begins after Shadows of Midnight. Progressing the relationships of all of our characters. Caleb is getting older. Alexandra & Michael's relationship progresses. Lots of good stuff between Carlisle/Esme and the rest of the Twilight characters. There may be some "M" moments, as I always warn, but it will be mainly T

On those rare sunny days Edward and the others aren't in school, Bella's life is made a living hell. When Carlisle and the others find out, they decide action must be taken - and Bella finally realizes her new family will stand behind her no matter what.

Two months after Bella's 18th birthday party, Jasper is unable to deal with his family's depression. Hoping to at least try to fix things, he heads to Forks, only to come face to face with the consequences of Edward's decision. (French translation is available thanks to Aladine98! Check out her profile if you're interested :D)

The 5th story of my series (beginning with Miracle of the Lunar Eclipse... then Under the Crimson Moon, After the Equinox and Moonlit Skies). Revolves around Carlisle/Esme, but includes a little bit of everyone. Picks up a few months after Moonlit Skies. Rated "T" but has some "M" moments.

A one-shot for the film, The Conjuring. Takes place during the eight days after the Maurice exorcism. "He didn't know how long it'd be before he also cracked. He needed her; he needed his wife, his Lorraine. And he could tell that this time, a piece of her had been taken that was so large, he couldn't fathom fully seeing his lively, loving wife again." Ed/Lorraine, The Conjuring.

For weeks, Prentiss has struggled with her secret feelings for Hotch, who's currently with Beth. When her feelings are revealed, the repercussions causes problems between every team member that may push Prentiss to her limit.

The 4th story in my series (Miracle of the Lunar Eclipse, Under the Crimson Moon, After the Equinox).. Tensions rise with the Volturi after the decisions of a few family members. More babies? Maybe... hope everyone enjoys reading.. Still revolves around Carlisle/Esme... There may be some "M" moments but it will be mostly rated "T"

Continuation from my previous 2 stories (Miracle of the Lunar Eclipse & Under the Crimson Moon)..

Sequel to Miracle of the Lunar Eclipse... Carlisle/Esme & the rest of the Cullen family is getting back normal after they faced off against the Volturi.. new challenges arise between our favorite couples (new & old). Rated T, but there may be a chapter here and there with some "M" fluffy stuff..

Post Breaking Dawn - The family is getting back to normal after their latest run in with the Volturi. Carlisle and Esme may have a child of their own on the way.. some fluff.. story in progress.. any reviews would be great!

Jumping on the Emily return's bandwagon. There are few that deal with the team not accepting her back. This does just that, but it upsets Emily so much. Can the team find a way to accept her before the depression takes over?

Hotch has to tell Emily disturbing news and he does everything in his power to keep her safe.

Emily is no longer able to compartmentalize things like she use to, so she finds another way to handle things. Warning: Self harm/cutting.

When a member of the BAU is accused of kidnapping, the team rallies to help their friend and search for the missing child.

What happens when you leave Bella with Jasper & Emmett.........TROUBLE ! Post Breaking Dawn. Involes ice-cream, a mental institue, wal-mart & family therapy ? I suck at summaries

Emily snaps at Hotch, much to Hotch's surprise. When Rossi explains her motives behind her words, Hotch struggles with how to tell her how he feels... But what happens when Emily's life in put on the line? Hotch/Pretiss pairing! Spoilers for 100

A list of things the Cullen kids and Jacob can't do. It's funny, or so i think. Rated T.

The love story of Bella and Edward is now a famous one. But what happened on the other side? What happened to his family during this stressed out time? Twilight from Esme's POV, her and Carlisle's romance is a main part of the story.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.