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Okay, I'm serialhugger, yup, yup, yup, thats my name! My real name hasn't been used in so freakin' long I seem to have forgotten it, and my friends are no help as they refer to me as 'Smurf'; serialhugger is actually a collective of people who are into the whole fanfiction thing. There is a list of who we are and what we do below.

(Updated July 23 2012)

Hmmm Okay, so lets see, things you might find interesting to know...

We- or rather Smurf, is currently accepting requests for fics! The guidelines for requesting a fic are pretty much the same. If you have a request please follow the guidelines as described below:

1) Please deliver your requests via review or PM
2) Clearly state, the pairing or character(s) you would like featured.
3) If you want something smutty, say so, or you will more than likely wind up with something fluffy and cute.
4) Do NOT under any circumstances request Kaka/Kanku, animeverse!Sloth/Ed, or animeverse!Sloth/Al as Smurf has a deep seeded belief that both ninja should be allowed to be with anyone else in the fandom, but each other (She said something along the lines of: 'Kakashi/Kankuro pairings are even more evil than smooth peanut butter', and she really dislikes smooth peanut butter), and dislikes animeverse!Sloth/Elric brother pairings with a passion.
5) If you have a basic plot line, or any other specifics you would like to have included in your fic, please include it in your request, as the poor girl is not a mind reader, and is not opposed to taking a bit of direction every now and again if it means giving you what you want... though, she does rather enjoy having free rein.

What We Do!

Generally speaking, we write fanfiction, though we do have actual lives. Janey & Eric tend to spark ideas for fics and have Smurf write for them. Mandy and Shannon tend to write in the Inuyasha fandom, while Smurf writes mainly in the Naruto and Harry Potter fandoms. That isn't to say those are the only fandoms we write for, but, rather, the other fics the collective are working on are nowhere near ready, and wont be posted until Smurf's inner perfectionist is satisfied with them as a whole.

People who use this account...

Shannon: the enthusiasm for fanfics also known as dogdemon-Narutofan

Mandy: the reality check... she also writes on dogdemon's account.

Janey& Eric: the pervert & the pervert's husband. Yes, they count as one entity!

Smurf: the e-mail address, and self proclaimed Court Jester of Odd Pairings.

Completed Works of Fanfic-Goodness:

1) Just the Fact That She Does (written by Smurf & Janey) -Naruto
2) A Misunderstanding Of The Feet (by Smurf) - Naruto
3) From the Floppy Called Subversive (by Smurf) - Naruto
4) Obito; On Hands, Hormones, And Being Dead (by Smurf) - Naruto
5) Chouji's Chips (just another Smurf drabble)- Naruto
6) Attraction To A Wallflower (by Smurf)- Harry Potter
7) Attraction To A Hufflepuff (a companion piece to ATAW) - Harry Potter
8) The Laws Of A FanFic Universe (sequel to FtFCS- by Smurf; written to get over writer's block)- Naruto
9) Closet Case, Or The Case Of The Closet... Which Ever (this was done to appease Smurf's need for smut.)- Naruto
10) Sometimes (by Smurf) - Naruto
11) The Lion And The Mouth (by Smurf) - Naruto
12) The Kit The Puppy And The Cherry Blossom (request fic- by; Smurf)- Naruto
13) Like A Stack Of Branches (request fic- by; Smurf)- Naruto
14) Vicariously (request fic- by Smurf)- Naruto
15) A sort of love in and of itself (Fuery/Armstrong- By Smurf)- FMA
16) First Times (request from wildkit naru/hana smut)- Naruto
17) Drabbles for The Eighth Sin (by Smurf; 3 drabbles Naru/Hanabi, Naru/Anko, Naru/Tayuya)- Naruto
18) Of Commitment and Indulgence (requestfic. Tango Pair. By; Smurf)- Tennis no Oujisama
19) Holding Hands (request from LiquidAsh. Naruto Ino & a tattoo)- Naruto
20) Blame it on the Sake (request fic)- Naruto
21) Fun With Books - FMA
22) After Seven - FMA
23) Educating Gaara - Naruto
24) Two Tales for the Nine Tails - Naruto (request fic)
25) Shinobi Rules - Naruto (request fic)
26) The Kit In Love - Naruto (request fic)
27) Long Blonde Hair - Naruto (giftfic)
28) Good/It Killed Him - Glee (requestfic)

Other Stuff:
This section is where we list the Fic's that we are undecided on.

A) The Life and Times of A Dead Uchiha - this was meant to be a yondi fic, but it got out of hand and morphed into something else, though it does still include the fourth, and his team, and the other inhabitants of the Naruto-verse. So It might just be a random side project... don't really know yet. When it's finished with, we'll either post it here, or put up a link. But for the time being this project is strictly between Smurf and Dead Uchiha. Even we fellow serialhuggers are out of the loop on this one. HOLY SHIT! This thing is F-ing long; it's something like 215 chapters.

B) Kage inspired debauchery- this isn't the actual title. Holy dead-thing on a stick batman! We actually started it... sort of. We did some brain storming and then I did some free-writing, and it didn't totally suck! There was even a minimal amount of spelling and grammar mistakes. When & if it is ever continued depends a lot on our schedules.

Also, Smurf has attempted to combine all of Dead's AFF challenges into one fic... I think she's calling it Wizards, Chuunins, and other nonsense... dunnoe.

Odd bits!

Smurf's update
Big apology to everyone who's been waiting on requests. For those of you who don't know I suffer from an auto-immune disease, and sometimes It's difficult for me to use my hands for something even as simple as typing. I promise they're being worked on and since today seems to be an okay day, I'll start typing up what I've got so far.

Remember! If it doesn't say by Smurf then it isn't written by her. So if you really want to write bad reviews go ahead, just remember the notifications go to her address, so make sure you do it in a witty way. She hates it when people rely on profanity instead of using their brain and vocabulary to point out the failings of a certain work.

Thank you!

Hugs and Oreos;
Serialhugger