Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Sarah returned victorious and recorded her adventure. Years later her tale was made into a film. Alas, due to the exceptional performance of the actor playing the Goblin King, poor Jareth has been inundated with runners. The situation now desperate, the king seeks a surprising solution. Will this be an epic tale of long lost love, or the car crash of Labyrinth meets Rock of Love…

In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

A compiliation of DGC drabbles and one-shots. Most will involve Alfred. Individual summaries on my profile.

CHAPTER 8. When Girthona's Black Ajah allegience is discovered by a certain Brown, there's only one option: the Brown must die. And so must anyone who tries to stop it. Fortunately for Girthona, she has always enjoyed killing.

Stories converge and bizarre happenings abound as a new season opens at the Loonyland amusement park.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

--4th in Contest series-- Amelia takes a risky chance when Xellos delivers his next challenge. But amidst a busy season in Saillune, can she even compete, let alone win? --slight TRAD, dedicated to Ichiban Victory, whom I blame entierly--

Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.

Book!Will wakes up on his 14th birthday to find himself in the universe of movie!Will, and much confusion ensues... warning: spoilers for the movie and moviebashing

The thoughts and words of the Black Rider, from his exile beyond Time.

Will and Bran watch 'The Seeker'.

COMPLETE: What if the Dark had won at the end of Silver on the Tree? The world is sliding into darkness, and only tattered remnants of the Light remain. Will, Bran and the Drews grow to adulthood, and each to their own destiny in this World to Come.

Humiliation's the law when Xellos tries to get one over Amelia again. Can she escape this time? 3rd in the contest series, implied trad

Sequel to a little contest After his last trick backfired Xellos has been planning ways to get one over on Amelia…

Oneshot! Alternative Universe. Set after the Episode “Time Lost”. What might have happened if Venger had succeeded in changing the Earth’s past.

Xellos has a little drinking contest... and loses! Who could possibly outdrink a mazoku? Don't try this at home. [Oneshot]

Xelloss will never play a prank again after this disaster.

Four vignettes on life after Venger returns to the side of good. Rated for mild bad language and very mild slash.

A short and silly vignette. What would happen if the Autobots suddenly found themselves stranded in the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons?

Will saw what happened when a mortal found the Light to be a cold master, saw him die for his betrayal. But long before Will's 11th birthday, something happened. The Dark took a leaf out of Merlion's book.

Just as the title says

Don't mess with Zel's favorite hot beverage...

Val, now nine, runs away to the woods after Filia yells at him. There he jumps, literally, into the arms of a very familiar purple-haired man. First Slayers fic, so please be kind! r/r!

On their way through the desert, Xellos ponders a couple things, including a certain Golden Dragon...