Hey everyone, I'm AutumnMoon12, one of your fellow fangirls, and here's my profile, a great, chaotic mixture of insanity, shipping, craziness, etc. I hope you enjoy reading this.

If you

wear too much black

and are obsessed with gay fanfiction

and spend 90% of your life on the internet

and are always have some sort of mild internal breakdown

CLAP YOUR HANDS

If you are a HTTYD fan, you need this on your profile:

Normal People- Oh My God!
HTTYD Fans- Oh Great Odin's Ghost!

Normal People- (when being chased) HELP! POLICE!
HTTYD Fans-(when being chased) HELP! *insert your dragon's name here*

Normal People- @#$% *$$#@ (any curse)
HTTYD Fans- SON OF A HALF TROLL, RAT-EATING, MUNGE BUCKET!!

Normal People- *Goes shopping*
HTTYD Fans- *hunts for trolls*

Normal People- Over summer vacation, I hung out with friends
HTTYD Fans- Over summer vacation, I tried to find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Harry Potter FANS: Believe the opposite of what Professor Trelawny says.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
Harry Potter FANS: say Merlin’s Pants!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!
Harry Potter FANS: say shut up or I’ll avada kedavra your butt!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think witches are wicked, have green skin, wear all black and have warts.
Harry Potter FANS: Ask how Luna Lovegood could ever be considered wicked and say her fashion sense isn’t that bad.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
Harry Potter FANS: Pick up a stick and attempt to fight back.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think fairy tales are Cinderella and Snow White.
Harry Potter FANS: Know the best fairy tales are made by Beetle the Bard.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don’t run into walls.
Harry Potter FANS: Platform 9 3/4, here we come!

HTTYD

The first character you fell in love with: Hiccup

The character you never expected to love: Heather

The character you don't like that everyone else does: Snotlout

The character you like that nobody else does: Fishlegs

The character you're most like: Hiccup

The character you'd slap: Heather

Three Favorite characters: Hiccup, Toothless

ZEUS

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt
You think you have what it takes to run for President
You think every problem has a solution
You do what’s best for everyone
You were voted Class President
You like being in charge
You love showing off
You are Aqua phobic
You like plane rides

4/9

POSEIDON

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis (Or swim in your own pool)
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane
You feel at home in the water
You never get seasick
You swim professionally
You are acrophobic
You hate seafood

3/10

HADES

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying
You experience bad moods on a regular basis
You’re not that much of a people person
You spend at least half your time alone
You like listening to loud music
You feel most active at night
You like staying in the dark
You like to keep to yourself
All your closets are padlocked
You write in diary/journal

3/10

DEMETER

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly
You have a special connection with animals
You love going to flower shops
You’re an environmentalist
You like the great outdoors
You have a green thumb
You own a garden
You’re a vegetarian

3/10

ARES

You don’t always think before you do something.
You’re a very aggressive type of person
You have/had anger management
You don’t take crap from anybody
You never back away from a fight
Everyone does what you say
You like reading about war
You like watching wrestling
You often start fights
You’re competitive

0/10

ATHENA

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it
You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis
You think knowledge is more useful than strength, but not as common
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card
You think it would be better if you were the President
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge
You have a huge shelf of books at home (I wish)
You’re the teacher’s pet in your class

7/10

APOLLO

You like listening to all kinds of music in general
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests
You have straight As in Art on your report card
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes
You can play at least 2 musical instruments
You always feel sunny and optimistic
You’re very creative and artistic
You like going to art museums
You are talented at drawing
You like writing poetry

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You spend most of your time outdoors
You like the moon better than the sun
You love to move around the place
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You dislike boys in general
You can shoot targets (I want to)
You love wild animals
You like silver

6/10

HEPHAESTUS

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots
You build awesome things during your free time
You’re the best at Wood shop in your class
You often have carpentry projects
You dream of being a carpenter
You have your own toolbox
Metalworking is your forte
You have a way with tools
You aren’t afraid of fire
You’re a techie

0/10

APHRODITE

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis (Yeah, to get dressed)
Your motto is 'It’s never a party without me'
Every person of opposite gender swoons for you
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school (I'm kind of popular)
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping
You’re always at the front of every trend
You never experience a bad hair day
You’re often invited to parties
You like putting on makeup
You naturally smell good

4/10

HERMES

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits
You like making witty and sarcastic statements
You’re the best speaker in the class
You like pickpocketing your friends
You’re inventive and resourceful
You consider yourself restless
You often start arguments
You’ve never lost a debate
You’re a speed demon
You’re a prankster (I wish)

3/10

DIONYSUS

You like going to social events and mingling with people
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there
You can finish a martini in less than a minute
You think that too much of anything is bad
You have a happy, cheerful disposition
You feel that you’re abundant in life
You like trying out new food
You’re the life of the party
You’re a foodie
You like wine

Beautiful Wolf Story

One evening, an elderly
cherokee brave told his
grandson about a battle that
goes on inside people.

He said "My son, the battle is
between two 'wolves' inside us all.
one is evil. it is anger,
envy, jealousy, sorrow,
regret, greed, arrogance,
self-pity, guilt, resentment,
inferiority, lies, false pride,
superiority, and ego.

the other is good.
it is joy, peace love, hope serenity,
humility, kindness, benevolence,
empathy, generosity,
truth, compassion and faith."

the grandson thought about
it for a minute and then asked
his grandfather:

"which wolf wins?..."

the old cherokee simply replied,
"the one that you feed"

Copy and Paste this if you live by this story.

How To Train Your Dragon in:

Irish: Conas a Traenach Do Dragon

French: Comment Entraîner Son Dragon

Japanese: ・・ﾈ・ｽ・ﾌ・h・・・S・・・・・P・・・ｷ・・・・・@ (Anata no doragon o kunren suru hōhō)

Spanish: Como Entrenar A Tu Dragon

Norwegian: Dragetreneren

Danish: Sådan træner du din drage

Greek: Πώς Να Εκπαιδεύσετε Το Δράκο Σας

There's a 13 years old girl, and she wish

her dad would come home from

the army, because he'd been having

problems with his heart and right

leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made

her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes

later), the doorbell rang, and

there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been

having trouble in my job and on the

verge of quitting. I made a simple

wish that my boss would get a new

job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55

there was an announcement that he

was promoted and was leaving for

another city. Believe me...this

really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years

of age. I had always been single

and had been hoping to get into a

nice, loving relationship for many

years. While kind of daydreaming

(and right after receiving this email)

I wished that a quality person would

finally come into my life. That was at

9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM

a FedEx delivery man came into my

office.He was cute, polite and

could not stop smiling at me. He

started coming back almost everyday

(even without packages) and asked me

out a week later. We married 6

months later and now have been

happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but

while you do, think of a wish.

Make your wish when you have completed

scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the

number of minutes it will take for your

wish to come true. are 25 years

old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish

to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will

now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it

can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.

something major that you've been wanting

will happen.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

10 facts about you

1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

60 fun things to do in an elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, stupid motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"

53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dang it!"

58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Honestly officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not god!"

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

You call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature and everything in nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment.

When nothing goes right, go left.

The guy who said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer "Where to begin?"

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

An old lady is lost at the train station and she calls over someone to help her. she says, "can you get me to station 10?" the person says, "well, if you go left, you'll be right." she starts hitting him with her cane and says, "don't get smart with me!" and he says, "okay, but if you go right, you'll be left."

1. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color and favorite animal): Purple Wolf

2. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (favorite color and favorite drink): Purple Lemonade

3. YOUR GOTH NAME (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Bella

4. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (favorite fruit and something that can go wrong): Apple Crash

5. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (favorite color, pirate accessory): Purple Hook

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG

i am the girl kicked out of her home
because i confided in my mother that i am a lesbian

i am the prostitute working the streets
because nobody will hire a transsexual woman

i am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful tearfilled nights

we are the parents who buried our daughter long befor her time

i am the man who died alone in the hospital
because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room

i am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares
of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had i wish they could adopt me

i am one of the lucky ones, i guess,
i survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks
and in another year i might be able to walk again

i am not one of the lucky ones,
i killed myself just weeks before graguating high-school
it was just too much for me to bear

we are the couple who had a realator hang up on us
when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom, for two men

i am the person who never knows which bathroom i should use
if i want to aviod the management getting called on me

i am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children i bore,nursed and raised.
the court says i am an un-fit mother because i now live with another woman

i am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly distant and cold
when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman

i am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because i am male

i am the father who has never hugged his son
because i grew up afraid to show affection to other men

i am the home economics teacher who has always wanted to teach gym
until somebody told me that only lesbians do that

i am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating
me as soon as they realized i was transsexual

i am the person who feels guilty
because i think that i could be a much better person
if i didnt have to deal with society hating me

i am the man who does not attend church anymore
not because i do not belive but because they closed their doors to my kind

i am the person who has to hide what this world needs most:

LOVE

Quotes and Sayings From Books/Movies/TV Shows/People That I Live By:

Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.

Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?

Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for. (From Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring)

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand." - Albert Einstein

"This is Berk. It's twelve days North of hopeless, and a few degrees South of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word, sturdy. It's been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting, and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. You see most places have mice, or mosquitoes, we have... dragons." - Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, How To Train Your Dragon.

"And now the spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile." - Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (To Toothless), How To Train Your Dragon.

"Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is real or not?" Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"I'm glad to be with you, Sam Gamgee... Here at the end of all things." Frodo Baggins, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

HOW CRAZY??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your jello, but you forgot your spoon, so you try to drink it through a straw.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends you're high, because you can't stop laughing when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world.
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty"
Crazy is when you start a sentience and in the middle of it you stop and watch nothing pass by you then start talking again.

SECRET!!!
[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
[2] The answer is to look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.
[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.
[5] First, look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.
[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.
[9] Be patient, and look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.
[12] Sorry, look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.
[14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.

(How many of you just kept going through this?)

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

Really beautiful video about Hiccup, Hiro, and Jack Frost:

Demons [Jack, Hiro, Hiccup]

My Top Ships:

BirdFlash (Young Justice)

Bluepulse (Young Justice)

Supermartian (Young Justice)

Hijack/Frostcup (HTTYD/RotG Crossover)

RobRae (Teen Titans)

JayTim (Batman)

Harry/Luna (Harry Potter)

Ron/Luna (Harry Potter)

Sam/Frodo (Lord of the Rings Trilogy)

L/Light Yagami (Death Note)

Luke/Han Solo (Star Wars Original Trilogy)

Me/My Crush (Real Life

An English professor wrote this sentence on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is everything.