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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. I'm just a Spermdevil, trying to write some weird stories. In case you are wondering... I'm currently fifteen (born on the 24th of December, 1999) and from Austria. AUSTRIA, not Australia. There's a little difference. Also, I'm a guy and yes, I write smutty gay love, because I want to. Also, a long time ago, I read this fucked up story in which Nagini makes love with Voldemort with her tail. If you are the author of that story: I love you and regardless of your gender, I'm going to marry you. If you are a German speaking person walking by, this is the link to my account where I write about German YouTubers (or ex-YouTubers for that matter): fanfiktion . de/u/Cainmalsmeer By the way, I'm a Huffleclaw. |
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The Boy Who Survived by TheDarkLadyofLight reviews
We have all read the stories where people in Harry's life find out he is abused, but what would happen if the entire wizarding world found out at once...and how would it affect not only Harry Potter but also the war. In the time of truth will Harry be able to stand strong, or will he crumble to pieces. Warning: mentions of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,924 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Language of Snakes by FalconLux reviews
In 1986, Harry meets his first friend, a tiny green snake. That friend will change everything. - A retelling of canon with a darker, smarter, more cunning Harry in possession of a pet snake and a sense of self-worth. Some reworked canon scenes in the beginning but original scenes will be frequent. Dark! Smart! Independent! Harry; Eventual Drarry (SLASH), VERY slow developing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,974 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S., Voldemort
Harry Potter: Master of Death and RPG's by Victor.A.Seaswitch reviews
When Harry died, he expected to be reunited with his family. What he didn't expect were the words 'Game Over', or a figure named Fate to apologise to him. Harry has the chance to restart his entire life, but all he can think is 'why do these things always happen to me'. Rated T for language, may change later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,247 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Harry P.
Kitty Korner by Warviben reviews
Harry helps Snape obtain something he needs. Along the way, Snape repays the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Give the Moment Wings by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, past DMAG. Scorpius enjoyed spending time with Mr. Potter, since his father just left him by himself with house-elves all day. And it all would have stayed a secret if his father hadn't come home early one day. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 207 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Question of Lust by WinterStorrm reviews
Scorpius is getting a little hot and bothered as he enjoys his favourite pastime: watching the manor's gardener, Harry Potter, at work.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 367 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 8,228 - Follows: 1,070 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Room of Desire by enchanted nightingale reviews
As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 341 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 366 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Treppensteigen reviews
Something more peculiar than Draco Malfoy or Voldemort is going to be Harry's arch nemesis: The bloody stairs which lead to the girl's dormitory. After all – his greatest achievement is to let them crumble under his very shoes. Trans!Harry, Harry Potter/Neville Longbottom (later on)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
