Quotes:

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."-Oscar Wilde

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."-Voltaire

"Make it idiot proof and someone will just make a better idiot."-unknown

"Support bacteria! They're the only culture some people have."-unknown

"God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players i.e. everybody, to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."-Good Omens

"Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home."-Good Omens