As was previously 'Queen of the Crunk'. He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.

Like every sister, I love my brother no matter what. Even when he's an idiot. Even when he's in the spotlight and I'm forever waiting in the wings. That's life as Lorena Potter. Can't complain, really. At least I don't have a psychopath out for my head. OC-centric DracoXOC

"What do you know about Meg Wood?" "Pretty girl, nice bum. Why?" Fred asked."Because I'm going to kill her." James' fork stabbed down into his eggs, a loud clang echoing through the hall. - James is the greatest prankster since his uncles' time and so far 6th year is perfect, that is until Meg Wood has the audacity to steal the map from him. 2nd gen. JSP/OC (T for a couple swears)

Since returning to Hogwarts, Rose has jinxed Scorpius's hair and eavesdropped on him. Scorpius can't figure out whether to hex her or kiss her. Well, O.W.L. year was never going to be simple. cover by Enigma @TDA

When Eva Wood is named Quidditch captain, she feels ready to take on the world. But first, she'll have to take on a Slytherin captain, a roommate obsessed with her dad, and James Potter, who thinks he should be captain. Game on.

Rosalie was snarky, snobby, and cynical - a stereotypical Slytherin. She's back for her sixth year at Hogwarts, returning as captain of the Slytherin quidditch team, and main rival of James Potter. Complete.

Sirius Black and the rest of the Marauders are forced to learn ballroom dancing in lieu of their horrendous "dancing" at the Halloween Ball.The worst part is that he's partnered with one of the few girls in school who has ignored his existence.Ooops.

The Trio, plus one Ginny, spot Malfoy at Platform 9 3/4 with his children. But who is that blonde woman with him?

L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

Rosalie Vanderbilt... Hot headed, sarcastic and trouble with a capital T... and she just fell in love with her worst nightmare. DMxOC

James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.