Long time lurker, looking for love. I enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners and blood-soaked Uni-WOOPS! Wrong profile.

Hi! I'm Jessie and I'll be awkwardly rambling on my profile page for you this evening.

Firstly, at this point I have not uploaded any stories so, why are you here? No offence. I'm just saying, it seems odd and so far all I've done is state the obvious and be rude. And yet... You just keep reading. Man, people who hang out on fanfiction sites are weird.

I'm hoping to do some work in the Slenderman/Marble Hornets universe, but when I do it probably won't be posted here. But, if I post elsewhere, I'll let you know.

Also on my mind is Bo Burnham. Not because I'm going to write about him, I just like to go through life with him on my mind. I spend a lot of time thinking of that video where he performed 'Friday' by Rebecca black. Mostly the way his legs are all hunched up because they're too long to fit under the keyboard he's playing at. And also the fact that he had all the lyrics memorized and busted the song out in the middle of a show. It's just a curious video. Why didn't he just adjust the keyboard stand?

I'm kind of in love with serial killer/sociopath AUs. Is that a big thing? My strive to find lots of them seems to suggest that they're not. Which is a shame. I've read some great ones in the Teen Wolf fandom. If you're also a fan and you know of some good ones you should send them my way. For realsies.

Wow, typing out a profile summary is weird. And also kind of boring. I'll add more later, as long as I don't forg