Polyfunctional
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Joined 05-26-15, id: 6802030, Profile Updated: 01-04-19
Author has written 3 stories for Steven Universe.

Hello! I'm Poly, and I really enjoy writing in my free time. I also like that sweet, sweet validation so I've decided to post my writing for people to enjoy. My main inspiration comes from V.C. Andrews and George deValier, so if anyone wants to read more stuff similar to mine, I'd suggest checking out their work! Though I'm not nearly as good as them.

Want to learn more about me or see my art? Check out my tumblr:

You can also find me on AO3 as Polyfunctional.

The Girl Next Door:

It's taken me a long ass time to do this, but I am finally updating TGND! I've been working on rewriting the new chapters for some time, as many people that have been following me have known, but I decided that my resolution for this year would be to actually get some real work done on it. Because of this, I have deleted all previous chapters because they are no longer relevant. The story has changed significantly, and although I'm not done with all the chapters I have a few done that I'm going to be posting semi regularly. My life still gets in the way of my work sometimes, but I'm hoping I can find some time to work on it more.

I'm sorry to anyone that really liked the older version and would have preferred if the older chapters had been saved, but I didn't think they should stay up. They were really bad in my opinion and made me cringe a little bit honestly. So they've been deleted, but I still wanted to keep all the thoughtful and lovely comments that older fans have left. I really appreciate everyone that has been continuously supporting my work and it's all those people that gave me the motivation to even continue with the story since there were a lot of times I thought about dropping the story entirely.

Thanks to everyone and I hope both old and new fans like this newer version!

Double Dealing:

This has been recontinued! I showed this to a friend of mine just for shits and they really liked it and are pushing me to continue it, so I decided to give it another go. The first chapter will be revised, just like TGND and then I'll be posting new chapters.

Late Night Thoughts

A cute little one-shot I made up while I was sad! It's another human AU but it's separate from TGND.

Idk??

A new Steven Universe fic I'm in the process of writing, but I have no idea what to call it yet. It's another lapidot human AU, because I'm really fond of writing these apparently. Here's the summary, which I might add onto later if I think to add anything else:

Peridot has a nearly perfect life - she's the daughter of a rich CEO, she does incredibly well in school, and she has a great best friend. But her whole life is shattered when she makes a dumb, but life altering mistake. With an overly critical mother and an emotionally distant sister, Peridot feels completely alone during the most vulnerable part of her life. Her only sliver of hope is a mysterious girl she meets who is as equally lost and alone. Together, the two of them tackle life's greatest challenges and more.

To everyone who is supporting my fanfictions:

Thank you all, I appreciate everything you do! I love all the reviews and favs and follows and I would hug every single one of you if I could. All of you are the reason I keep writing and posting on this site. You people are awesome, thanks again!

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Until the Rain by ZoologyKaM reviews
Irken smeet Zim has been bullied and called defective all his life. After one particularly nasty beating, Zim loses everything when he's betrayed by a friend and launched into space. Alone with no way home, Zim loses all hope of ever breathing fresh air again until he crashes on Earth. Hope's restored until it starts to rain.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,878 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Zita
Fragility by tempestSylph reviews
It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,625 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
The Ides of March by Blackdragon3 reviews
It all started with a silly, silly prank. But the events it triggered were bigger than anyone could have foreseen. it just really has some of everything. ZADR, hurt/comfort, angst, psychological, insanity the non-funny kind , friendship/romance, will eventually contain lemon, some hinted RAPR,
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,828 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Zim, Dib
Yellow Textbooks by The Scent Of Rain reviews
Peridot finds herself with a hopeless crush on her teacher, Professor Diamond. However, her friend and roommate, Lapis and Jasper, seem to get a little worried when Professor Diamond starts getting a bit too involved with Peridot.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,057 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Yellow Diamond, Peridot] Lapis Lazuli, Jasper - Complete
Little Rebellions by Dragon Elexus reviews
Not all Pearls have the chance to run off to another planet and take up arms. Not all fights are grand and romantic. These are the little rebellions- little, but just as defiant.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 63,538 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Pearl, Blue Pearl, Yellow Pearl - Complete
Unaware Connections by Dysfunctional Serenity reviews
Dave Strider and John Egbert have been best friends for over six years though neither of them know any basic information about the other- not even each other's names. But what's to happen when they're suddenly living in the same town and going to the same school without knowing that it's their best friend? And what happens when they start to fall in love all over again?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,337 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
The Talking Head Game by Predominantly Normal reviews
When Peridot falls into a secret relationship with her taken best friend, she's already well aware that it can only end in disaster. But if she gets the one thing that she's always wanted, then who cares about the minor casualties along the way? [Pearl/Lapis][Lapis/Peridot] Complete. human AU. Rated M as of chapter 7.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,655 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Pearl, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot - Complete
Ivory Tower by Sifl-senpai reviews
Dende is a Namek. He is neither male nor female, but also both, and he is in love with a boy that is both human and alien, and also neither. (Post-Buu shameless Gohan/Dende in an honest-to-goodness relationship!)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,266 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 10/21/2015 - [Dende, Gohan]
The Danish Slaughterhouse by Decada reviews
At Mathias's insistent begging, the rest of the Nordic Five decide to go visit this "new, bigger, totally badass" mansion of his and spend some vacation there. But the stay might not be as pleasant as Mathias had let on... I don't own Hetalia or the characters used in this. Trigger warning: Rape, murder (since Suspense and horror is not a good enough indicator of what this fic is.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Norway, Denmark] [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Tourmaline by Phantomrose96 reviews
A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,818 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
Rings by Seth Roselti reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, Emil Steilsson, prince of Crodinia, receives an unusual gift from his brother: an Altorienese prisoner of a finished war who calls himself "Leon." With the passing of time, however, Emil realizes there might be more to his pet than meets the eye and slowly falls into a twisted, inescapable love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,937 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Hong Kong, Iceland] [Denmark, Norway]
In Another Life by Terminally Introverted reviews
Kiku has been a hospice nurse for seven years, and his life has fallen into a comfortable, if not slightly boring, routine. But that all changes when he transfers to a new hospital, meets Heracles Karpusi, and he begins to see the world in a whole new light.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,340 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Midnight's Hymn by CrimsonRegret478 reviews
Lovino knew he was neither perfect nor loved. Feliciano had that role. Lovino didn't care. All he did was get beaten by his father every day. Yeah. He didn't care. But when a sickly Spaniard moves in next door, can they be the reason for each other's survival? Prequel to MD.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,927 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Raging Quiet by Shyrgasse reviews
Mathias is the village outcast where the community is certain he is possessed by the devil. Lukas is a spoiled kid from Oslo coming to live in a remote, religious, village in hopes of creating a new future for himself. When he realizes the truth about Mathias being deaf he tries to teach him to speak while struggling to not fall in love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,727 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - [Norway, Denmark] Sweden, Iceland
Fantasy, Nightmare, Reality by birdie7272 reviews
Sometimes your mind can play tricks on you. It can make you see and hear things that aren't really there. John always thought he could handle anything that came his way. That was until the suicide of his best friend and flatmate Sherlock Holmes. But if he was truly gone then why can John still see him? What happens if he actually comes back? Johnlock. hallucination!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 255,493 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Fire and Brimstone: The Donald Trump Saga, Part I by spoopytanuki reviews
Donald Trump, the king of Egyptian Cotton and Gold, meets his crush, Gordon Ramsay and is invited to star on Hell's Kitchen. However, everything is not right! Donald may have gotten himself into more trouble than he could have ever asked for.l
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2013
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
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The Girl Next Door reviews
Peridot makes the mistake of accidentally trapping herself outside in the middle of a thunderstorm - her worst nightmare. Out of desperation, she seeks help from her neighbor, Lapis. Something about her neighbor is mysterious and intriguing and as she learns more about her, she discovers that Lapis might be living a nightmare of her own. Lapidot, human AU. (revised)
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/25/2019 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Lapis Lazuli, Jasper, Peridot
Late Night Thoughts reviews
Unable to sleep and feeling lonely, Peridot decides to go visit Lapis in the middle of the night after not seeing her for quite some time. The visit makes her feel a lot better than she expected. Human AU, one-shot, and slight NSFW (?). Nothing too graphic, though!
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2017
Double Dealing reviews
Pearl's life hasn't been easy, but she would like to think of herself as a very sensible person. But when she's suddenly shipped off to tutor her trouble-making cousin, she questions if she'll be able to handle everything that comes her way. The last thing she was expecting, however, was accidentally becoming someone's boyfriend. Pearlapis human AU that could be interesting.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Pearl, Lapis Lazuli