My writing sucks. Bleh. While I mainly enjoy having a good laugh, I also enjoy a good, enthralling story. Also...I'll try to have updates at the end of this profile. For those of you who give a crap, I suggest you read them. They might clue you in on future developments...if I can be arsed with updating. Derp.

Oh yeah, here's a little disclaimer: anything written by me (including this profile) may contain offensive language and/or content. If you don't like it, just leave it. If you try to sue my ass, or if you flame me (or whatever), you're being a petty little piss-ant. Also, if you are such an individual, I recommend you do everyone (and yourself) a huge favor and get a frikkin' life or a job. Lazy bastards/bitches.

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Name: Tiger Tank.
Gender: "I'm a guy, you jackass!"
Location: On some island in the middle of a god-damned ocean.
Interests: knives - pointy knives that burn with the fires of a thousand evils, and other cutlery and edged weaponry; video/computer games; good fiction; toy figures (I miss (e)MSiAs!)...
Dislikes: "I VOTED FOR NADER! I HATE EVERYONE!" Seriously. The list is extensive - I can only give you things from off the top of my head, and even that list is pretty long.

Brown paper packages all tied up with string, these are a few of my favorite things (that's from The Sound of Music, with Julie Andrews, if y'all don't know):

Favorite Games:
--World in Conflict: Soviet Assault (best RTS game EVAR!)
--Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War II (awesome and memorable series)
--Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War (pretty fun and memorable)
--Mass Effect (Hate hunting for resources in the BTR-90 in SPACE, but the rest is all right)
--Mass Effect 2 (enjoyed the awesome character interactions and the dialogue, mostly)
--Metroid series of games (really cool. Even though I suck horribly at such games. Stupid boss battles...whatever. Samus Aran's hot. "OMIGOD HOTNESS!")

Favorite Anime/Manga:
--Full Metal Panic! (bloody hilarious)
--Highschool of the Dead (sheer awesome, even with the hilariously gratuitous, over-the-top fan service)
--Spice and Wolf (MIND. BLOWN.)
--Slayers (getting into it; inb4 slowpoke.jpg)
--Armored Trooper VOTOMS and the Pailsen Files OVA. (Both series were pretty cool; albeit somewhat cliché)
--Gunslinger Girl
--Grenadier
--Tenchi Muyo!
--Love Hina
--Mobile Suit Gundam (I'm more partial to the Universal Century universe. Y'know, the original one? But most of the other series had some pretty cool cannon fodder mecha, too - I like the cannon fodder)
--Excel Saga (pretty funny)

Favorite Books:
--Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Imperium (awesome series of novels, recommended even for newcomers to the WH40K universe)
--Frank Herbert's Dune (I've only read the first and fourth novels of the original six)
--Warhammer 40K Horus Heresy novels (the first five, at least)

Favorite Quotes (from various sources):
--"Si vis pacem para bellum." Translation: "If you seek peace, prepare for war." ~ A Latin quotation, from a Roman military strategist.
--"When in deadly danger / When beset by doubt / Run in little circles / Wave your arms and shout." ~ Parody of the Litany of Command (WH40K universe)
--"Killing with the tip lacks artistry, but don't let that hold your hand when the opportunity presents itself." ~ Duncan Idaho, a paraphrased quotation from Frank Herbert's Dune.
--"When God hath ordained a man to die in a particular place, He causeth that creature's wants to lead him to that place." ~ Liet-Kynes, a quotation from Frank Herbert's Dune.
--"If knowledge is power, and if power comes with proportional amounts of responsibility, then knowledge carries with it a terrible burden." ~ Me (Tiger Tank)
--"Conscience is a poisonous thing, especially when combined with knowledge and awareness." ~Me (Tiger Tank)
--"There is no such thing as intelligence - only degrees of idiocy." ~Me (Tiger Tank)

ACHTUNG!: (21 April 2012)
Oh hey, I remember this. I've been too busy to write. 'Been wanting to, though.

~TigerTank