Where did your fanfics go?

They're not coming back. Ever. I went through way too much bullshit for it to be worth putting them back on the site. If for whatever reason you want to read any of those pieces of shit PM me, I still have them. I kept them for giggles.

What do I do now that I don't waste my time with shitty fanfics?

I just took my extreme stupidity elsewhere. And frankly, I don't think anyone cares what stupid shit I've been doing so I'm gonna tell you my awesome plans for the future! It's very likely at this point that I'll die of starvation at some point in the near future (I don't want anyone to feel sympathetic btw because remember, I committed the worst crime known to man: I made fun of Steven Universe). But dying of starvation is really really REALLY fucking lame. Only losers die peaceful deaths! I want anyone reading this to recommend me an awesomely violent suicide method. No run of the mill methods like hanging, a single shot to the head, etc. I want to be able to win a Darwin Award in this way as well. It has to be unique, stupid, and violent. Something like putting on roller blades on a cliff, attaching fireworks to the roller blades, then setting them off so that I fly off the cliff and FUCKING EXPLODE IN TO A MILLION GLORIOUSLY DISGUSTING BITS OF FLESH AND BODY FLUIDS!

Thx have a nice day. p.s. I won't actually begin the thing until I'm dying so that's too bad for the people who REALLY hate me.