One day at Hollywood, SpongeBob and his pals were filming for their new episodes. SpongeBob and Patrick were currently filming their scenes together. "Say Patrick, want to come with me to jellyfish?" SpongeBob asked. "Sure buddy" Patrick replied. SpongeBob and Patrick were jellyfishing at the "jelly field". "CUT!" The director yelled.

"Finally, I've been on this fucking set for 8 fucking hours!" SpongeBob said. "You did great, SpongeBob!" The producer said. "Shut your whore mouth before I shove my foot up your ass!" SpongeBob angrily replied. SpongeBob went off the set to go home. When SpongeBob opened the door, he noticed that his fans were in the parking lot.

"Look kids, it's SpongeBob!" A mom said. "Hey kids, take a look at this!" SpongeBob said. SpongeBob then unzippered his pants and the kids were horrifyed. "THIS IS DISGUSTING, I'M CALLING THE FUCKING COPS!" The mom said. SpongeBob was arrested later on. But because he was rich and famous, he only stayed in prison for a few days.

SpongeBob came back to the set after being released from prison."SpongeBob, you got to stop drinking alcohol and smoking weed on set!" The director said. "Oh, fuck your mother! " SpongeBob angrily replied. "Okay, people, I would like to have a quick meeting before we begin filming our new episode" the director said. "Interviewers are coming here on Thursday and they will interview us"

The crew then began to film the episode. "Ok, SpongeBob and Sandy, in this scene, you have to do a karate fight" the producer said. "Why the fuck would I film a scene with this yellow cunt after he got me pregnant 12 years ago?!" "Sandy, please just go wi-" "No, NO! Fuck this show and fuck you, I've hated doing this shit since this show started!" Sandy left the set. "Ah, who needs that bitch anyways?" SpongeBob said.

Two days later, the Interviewers came and

the cast got on their chairs. went first. "Hello , my name is Larry Barry" the Interviewer said. "So, what's it like on the set?". "Things used to be so great but after we completed season 5, my wife divorced me and took my daughter Pearl with her. Things are just fucking depressing now" said. "Umm, can you tell us a little bit about SpongeBob?" Larry asked. "When I first met him, he was a nice guy but since he got into alcohol 6 years ago, he's been acting like a dick" replied.

"Alright, let's do this sh- what the fuck is this?" SpongeBob asked. "SpongeBob, we're here to talk about you and the way you've been acting for 6 years" Larry said. "Why?" SpongeBob asked. "Because, we want to help you" Larry replied. SpongeBob then began to cry. "Why does my life suck so much, WHY?!" SpongeBob yelled. "SpongeBob, you just have to stop acting like a dick" the director said. "Ok" SpongeBob replied. "Are you truly changed, ?" Larry asked. SpongeBob then kicked Larry in the balls. "Fuck no, I was just fucking with ya, I'll never fucking change!" SpongeBob said

THE END