Hi Guyz, whatz up? I'm the one and only Perky-Thief! Thanx for taking the time to actually read my profile, though I doubt that it will actually benefit you in life. Okay, um...lets see, what do you want to know about me... Well, I live in New York on Long Island, although the city's fun too! But my most favorite-est thing in the whole wide world is to print out coloring pages off the computer and color them. Yeah, I know, it's kinda dumb, but hey, it's really fun. I recommend that everyone try it; it's a really good stress reliever. (And you won't know until you've tried it, so don't be hypocrites and call me a retard!)

Name: Caitlin ~~ aka.Caity

Age: 20

Emotional Age: 5, (4 when with friends)

Looks: Caucasian, long blonde hair (I act blonde too, teehee), sea-green eyes, average-sized, about 5'3, weight - I'm not telling...the rest is for me to know and you to never find out, hehehe!

Fav. Color(s): Crimson, or Purple...but I look good in Pink

Fav. Food: BEEF STEW ~_~ And Wendy's, but who doesn't? ~_~

Sibling's: Andrew, Midget-Midg. for short- little brother (blech!)

People Say: - That I look most like Quistis out of any other character in the FF Series. (I share the same b-day and blood type too!) Personally, I think I look like Rikku from FFX and FFX-2.

Hobbies: Sleeping, playing on the computer, watching t.v., reading books (Harry Potter), playing video games, coloring and duh... Writing!

Things I Am Not: A prep, a nerd, a dork, a lesbian, a loser, a bitch, a crazy man named Phil, a hypocrite, a weirdo, a slut, a bloody English pig-dog, a circus freak, a dinosaur in disguise, a cat, a homophobic, a midget, a Nazi, and... most importantly: Normal!

Other Friends / People who Scare Me:

Matty-Matt - With a name so nice, you gotta say it twice. Love youuuuu!

Kevin - My boobs are bigger than your boobs! Ha!

Mo-Khan - Please stop texting me during class...

Lauren - I will not skip out on work to go to Six Flags with you...no matter how tempting it is

Lauren (skinny) - I'll always love you...despite how much you look like Skelator

Jen - Bikini Bars...enough said lol

Likes:

~~Final Fantasy~_~VII, VIII, IX, X, X-2~_~ (The others lack in comparison)

~~Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2~~

~~Inuyasha~~

~~Harry Potter~~

~~Angel Sanctuary~~ (Incest isn't my thing, but it works in this...)

~~Princess Monomoke~~

~~Spirited Away~~ (Such an amazing movie)

~~Sailor Moon~~

Fav. Pairings:

~_~ Inuyasha Kagome ~_~ Miroku Sango ~_~ Rin Sesshomaru ~_~ Kagura Sesshomaru - Inuyasha

~_~ Rikku Auron ~_~ Tidus Yuna ~_~ Wakka Lulu ~_~ Paine Nooj - Final Fantasy X-2

~_~ Squall Rinoa - Final Fantasy 8 ~_~ Selphie Zell - Final Fantasy 8 ~_~ Zidane Garnet - Final Fantasy 9

~_~ Harry Ginny ~_~ Hermione Snape ~_~ Ron Luna ~_~ Draco Ginny ~_ ~ Lupin Sirius - Harry Potter

~_~ Serena Darien ~_~ Rei Chad ~_~ Mina Andrew ~_~ Ami Greg ~_~ Lita Ken ~_~ Michelle Hakura ~_~ Serena Seiya ~_~ Ami Taiki ~_~ Mina Yaten - Sailor Moon

~_~ Chihiro Haku - Spirited Away

~_~ Setsuna Sara - Angel Sanctuary

~_~ Sora Kairi - Kingdom Hearts

!~!~!~!~! Sayings in Life That Are Equivilant to God !~!~!~!~!

'What makes the hair on a Troll Doll stand straight up?' - Me

'Never spit into the wind...' - Gail

'What were they thinking when they made M&M's Mini's? Did somebody just bite into an M&M and think, "You know what? I just can't finish this."?' - Anton

'Sexy is not a word that's often ascribed to me. Psycho, now that turns up pretty often.' - Me

'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...' - Monty Python

'I like my stupid hat, for it is warm, yet fluffy.' - Anonymous

'It's just a flesh wound.' - Monty Python

'Rebel against the individualists and follow the trends!' - Me

'It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!' - The Mask

'HEY! I have a permit for that!' - The Mask

'Support Bacteria! They're the only culture some people have.' - Anonymous

'Love is Grand; Divorce is a Hundred Grand.' - Me

'If I had my own band, I'd be the lead Kazoo Player...' - Anton

'If at first you don't succeed... cheat like hell and run for the hills.' - Me

'If I had to do it all over again, I'd kill more people.' - Sign on my Door - Always believe what they tell you!

'We don't need another CD devoted to Billy Joel, we have enough...' - Cranberry

'I like cheese...' - Mary (jEff)

'Neef.' - Mary (jEff)

'You'll never get a quote from me! Ha ha ha... (laughs evily)' - Runa, (little does she know...)

'Oh, you are as cute as a button! Wait, buttons aren't cute?' - Mary (jEff)

'Ohhh, it hurts so good...' - Frank, Lorenz, Kevin

'Oh that felt good...do it again.' - Kevin

'Uh-oh, I think we have to take you back to the Minx Farm for a refund.' - Cranberry

'Don't pet a dog on fire.' - Lauren

'2 much txting makes u a bad splr.' - Outback Steakhouse coaster :)

'If at first you don't suceed, quit.' - Mom

'You only live once, so be skinny so you'll look good now.' - Lauren (skinny)

'Life's a dick so grab on tight and ride the shit outta it!' - Amanda

Enjoy the stories, hope ya like 'em! Please post any reviews for me, they're most welcome! Hey, I even like criticism, but no FLAMERS!