My name is Caitlin, and I love 90's music. And I like dancing on the kitchen floor and updating my livejournal.

I frustrate people. :)

I wear jeans alot. And shirts with indie bands on them. And you know how some people have those thick, black, wide glasses?
Oh yeah. That's me.

No, I don't have anyone tied up in my clost. (Shifts a little.) Who told you that?

My goodbuddy Elvish-mist got disabled, and I'm not pointing fingers (lord knows, when you start pointing fingers someone'll get poked) but to those who've hurt her- I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! It's okay, I know she's a bit testy, but lay off man.

fin.
p.s. 'Eldawen' in Quenya (elvish) literally means 'daughter of elves'

"And then they made me their cheif..."- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"Dairyworld?"
"Nope, Fairyworld."
"Oh, darn it!" - FairlyOddCow from Fairly Oddparents

"He's not weird, he just carves swastikas in his forehead." - My best fiesty friend, Colin

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." - Blazing Saddles

"A black sherriff?"
"Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles." - Robin Hood, Men In Tights

"We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side."
"There's a brighter side of death?"
"Of course. It's just harder to see. " -Anna and Van Helsing, from Van Helsing

"I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow... and I will live forever."- Dracula, Van Helsing

"...but even now when the Chinese speak of their country, they call it Our land. " - Hero

"Hey Shaun, look who it is!"
"OHFUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!" -Ed and Shaun, Shaun of the Dead

"Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State." - Principal from Napoleon Dynamite