PrincessClown1995
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Joined 09-29-14, id: 6156356, Profile Updated: 08-19-20
Author has written 20 stories for Patriot, Pirates of the Caribbean, Independence Day, No Country for Old Men, Inglourious Basterds, Misc. Movies, IT, Krampus, Child's Play, Joker, Stargate, Fargo, The Room, 2003, Taxi Driver, and A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Hello! My name is Crystal. For those of you who don't know me, I am 25 years old, a model, and a part-time fanfiction writer. I am also engaged to the most wonderful man in the world! :)

Favorite movie(s): Bambi, Blazing Saddles, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920), Cape Fear (1991), A Christmas Story, Dumbo (1941), Fantasia, Ghostbusters (1984), Gladiator, The Incredible Mr. Limpet, Jaws, Joker, King Kong (1933), Labyrinth, Lady and the Tramp (1955), The Lion King (1994), My Name Is Jerry, Orca: The Killer Whale, Parenthood, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Showtime, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Taxi Driver, Troll 2.

Favorite television show(s): Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Laboratory, The Dukes of Hazzard, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Flintstones, Green Acres, Hogan's Heroes, Home Improvement, McHale's Navy, Perfect Strangers, Soap.

Favorite actors/actresses: Joaquin Phoenix, Robert De Niro, Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Harold Ramis, Tim Curry, Doug Jones, Bronson Pinchot, Don Knotts, Conrad Veidt, Djimon Hounsou, and Deborah Reed.

Favorite band/artists: Bananarama, Bernard Herrmann, Conway Twitty, David Bowie, Daughtry, Della Reese, Elaine Paige, Elton John, Jeremy Irons, Lebo M, Nickelback, Philip Michael Thomas, Poets of the Fall, Rammstein, Robert Guillaume, Sting, Tim Curry, We the Kingdom, and Within Temptation.

Favorite books: Bambi, a Life in the Woods by Felix Salten, Frankenstein by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, It by Stephen King.


UPDATE (8/19/2020): Hello, my lovelies! I hope all is well with you in your part of the world. Today is a special day in my life, as I am now considered an antique, so my boyfriend says, ha ha! :D

Anyway, in honor of my 25th birthday, I have decided to compose a birthday gift for myself, in the form of a Joker/Taxi Driver slash fanfiction. Special thanks goes to Hank's Lady, who inspired me to write it in the first place. Thanks to her, I have become obsessed with this crossover couple and have been wanting to write my own take on these two bad boys ever since reading her stories. Thank you, Sarah! :)

Unfortunately, I'm going to be busy selling flags for the next two months, so I don't know how much I'll be able to get into writing my story. I hope you enjoy, either way. Happy reading! And remember: stay safe!


"Relax. God is in control." - Proverbs 3:5

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Equilibrium by Hank's Lady reviews
Travis Bickle helps Joker escape from the cops during the riots, and finds Arthur Fleck underneath. With Gotham City in chaos, the pair run to New York and become embroiled in a vigilante lifestyle that Travis previously left behind. Somehow, along the way, romance blooms. M/M, Arthur/Travis, rated for violence and sex.
Crossover - Taxi Driver & Joker - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,265 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 2/12 - Complete
A Million Curses by Buckhunter The Race Horse reviews
"Salazar practically loomed over him with the Trident of Poseidon. 'This is where the tale ends.'" Dead Men Tell No Tales AU in which when Salazar stabs Jack with the trident, but Carina's diary isn't there to save him. Character death. One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Carina S., Henry T., Captain Salazar - Complete
Once a slave by HumanGuineapig reviews
An alternate story of how Munkustrap came to be a Jellicle...when Jellicle Leader, Old Deuteronomy, is looking around the markets one day, he spots a young, starved, beaten Tom-kit and knows he has to do something, that he has to save this kitten. But the kind-hearted leader is unaware of the struggles the kitten will face as he grows and the past that will come back to haunt him.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 124,866 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/7/2019 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Macavity, Munkustrap, Old Deuteronomy, Rum Tum Tugger
I'll See You on the Other Side-A GB story by BlueMoon4657 reviews
When Egon sadly passes away, Peter, Ray, and Winston reflect on the life of adventure and discovery they've had together. Dedicated to Harold Ramis, who sadly passed away 4 years ago today.
Ghostbusters - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Egon, P. Venkman, Ray S., Winston Z. - Complete
Love Sick by mickys411 reviews
When Egon ends up in the hospital after eating the Valentine's day meal she prepared, Jeanie feels guilty thinking she gave him food poisoning
Ghostbusters - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 2/4/2018 - Egon, Janine M. - Complete
Something More Than Fear by itsaaudra reviews
(Pennywise/Reader smut bc I'm literally garbage) If you think a walk home from work in Derry can be scary, just wait until you get home...
IT - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 9/20/2017
My Baby by BadWolfStark reviews
Katie loves dolls, even at the age of 17. She loves the Realistic baby dolls, the Barbie dolls, the glass dolls..She collects them. Her birthday is approaching and all she wants is a good guy doll... (WARNING THIS WILL PROBABLY CONTAIN MESSED UP THINGS! AKA A GIRL TREATING CHUCKY AS A BABY! AND CHUCKY LIKING IT! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)(ALSO ON WATTPAD!)
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Chucky R., OC
Friends to the Ed by No Guns Only Roses reviews
Double D reflects on his friendship with Ed and Eddy and how they have always been there for him.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Ed, Edd, Eddy - Complete
Cogito Ergo Sum by Leibern Basa reviews
A day in the life of John Doe as he records his experiences with people and his thoughts on society.
Seven - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2014
Eating Each Other by lrose20 reviews
Silva decides to describe to Bond what he'd do to him if he had the time, since he has the dear 007 tied up.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2014 - James Bond/007, R. Silva - Complete
The Dog and The Farmer by Hauchen reviews
When Muriel entered the hospital Eustace became restless, which struck Courage as odd because he could probably count the amount of times the farmer had shown compassion towards his wife on one paw.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Complete
Little Star by Little Pisces Dreaming reviews
A mother's love is biased but true.
Dumbo - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Dumbo, Mrs. Jumbo - Complete
No Country For Old Men: Parking Garage by Wunderwaffe reviews
A scene following a killing. Quite short and just a practice story. Also, to understand the scene, you must have seen 'No Country For Old Men.' Sorry for wasting your time with my horrible story...
No Country for Old Men - Rated: K - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
Pure Imagination by ahyobreezy reviews
Just a random super short story I wrote for English. Willy's POV
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Untitled The Man Who Laughs by Wishing I Lived In the '80s reviews
And the beautiful blind maid fell in love with the hideously disfigured clown.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2012
Memorial by M. the Inspector reviews
One funeral, two mourners. Except one's not really there to mourn.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Aldo R., H. Landa - Complete
Quasimodo's Childhood by lolzmelmel reviews
My idea of how life was for Quasimodo growing up in the belltower. May contain D'awwww moments. Reader discretion advised. My first fic, so be nice please.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Claude F., Quasimodo
Alternate Ending For The Green Mile by shaykeleher85 reviews
I love the green mile. It is with out a doubt one of my favourite movies. Except that I was always left feeling jaded when they killed off John Coffey. Do something I find myself shouting at the tv. Well I finally have done something. Enjoy. Pls Comment!
Green Mile - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
I Will be Your Slave by Ryxbantti reviews
Jareth and Sarah fulfill each others wishes. Jareth and Sarah oneshot, rated M for smut. Hope you enjoy!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Envy by El loopy reviews
Doe's diary entry for the day he walks up behind Mills and Somerset are trying to get into his flat. Oneshot.
Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
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He's Your Best Friend
Debra Samuels loves horror movies, but when she starts to have a nightmare about a burned man in a striped sweater and a doll that comes to life, she begins to suspect that one of them is out to kill her. But is it real? Or simply in her head?
Crossover - Child's Play & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Published: 1h - Chucky R., OC - Complete
God's Lonely Men reviews
AU. Travis never goes to New York, but is still a taxi driver. Arthur quits his job as a party clown, but never becomes the Joker. Both of them meet in Gotham City when they are very young and meet up years later in a small town in Pennsylvania. Rated M for slash romance, language, and violence.
Crossover - Joker & Taxi Driver - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 8/19 - Arthur Fleck/Joker
Dancing on Broken Glass reviews
Wendy Tallman invites her old friend, Travis Bickle, over for a visit and to have dinner. When he arrives at her house, he comes face to face with Arthur Fleck, a man who Wendy still has feelings for. Will things end in disaster or will these two men learn to see eye to eye with each other? This story is a continuation of my Jokerverse fanfictions. More to come later! :)
Crossover - Joker & Taxi Driver - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 6/10 - Arthur Fleck/Joker, OC - Complete
We Are One, Cried My Love
'Orca: The Killer Whale' (1977) is one of my favorite movies, and I couldn't find any fanfictions about it, so I decided to write one of my own. It's a sad movie, but I still like it. This story is told through the eyes of the titular character. Warning: mentions of blood, miscarriage, and suicide. Please review.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Published: 6/7 - Complete
Sunshine of My Heart reviews
Seven years after the events of You Know My Name, Arthur Fleck is finally released from Arkham State Hospital and reunited with his love, Wendy. Once they arrive in the city of Metropolis, Wendy introduces Arthur to the newest member of her family: their son, Charlie.
Joker - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 5/8 - Arthur Fleck/Joker, OC - Complete
You Know My Name reviews
When returning home from work one day, Arthur Fleck comes across a young woman named Wendy. This story follows the movie pretty close, but with a few surprise twists and turns thrown in there. Special appearance by Travis Bickle. Rated R for bloody and disturbing violence, language, smoking, and mild sexual content. MAJOR SPOILERS!
Joker - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,199 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 10/28/2019 - Arthur Fleck/Joker, OC - Complete
Kissed By a Spanish Rose reviews
After the car accident, Anton Chigurh is founded and cared for by a young lady who might not only be the key to his future, but to his salvation. After relocating with her to Brainerd, Minnesota, the hitman soon realizes that the woman who saved his life is related to police officer, Marge Gunderson.
Crossover - No Country for Old Men & Fargo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/25/2017 - OC - Complete
Diamonds and Cookies reviews
Chucky and Tiffany plan on having a date night, only for them to receive a phonecall from a friend. Just a short story. Nothing special.
Child's Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Chucky R., Tiffany - Complete
Bad Dream reviews
Charles Lee Ray is having a nightmare. Luckily, Tiffany is there to comfort him and offer him some love. ;)
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2019 - Chucky R., Tiffany - Complete
Her One and Only Chucky reviews
A short drabble about how Chucky and Tiffany first met.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2019 - Chucky R., Tiffany - Complete
As Long As There's Krampus reviews
After her grandfather informs her that he is diagnosed with lung cancer, Catherine "Cathy" Emily McKay looses all hope and faith in Christmas. That night, she is spirited away to the land of Krampus, a dark deity of Saint Nicholas, who forces her to work as his slave for one whole year.
Krampus - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,645 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/6/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Complete
Thoughts and Fears of a Suicidal Boy
A seventeen-year-old-drug-addicted-boy finds himself wishing he never entered the sewers to kill himself. Nobody would care if he was gone or not, and yet he was still afraid that his demons would catch up to him. To make matters worse, that demon has taken the form of Pennywise.
IT - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Complete
Georgie's Death reviews
*SPOILERS!* Who else was saddened by Georgie's death? What do you think his finals thoughts were? This is my interpretation of what happened, as told through the poor boy's point of view. RIP Georgie. :'(
IT - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Complete
You're Tearing Me Apart, Creedence! (The Room and Troll 2 crossover)
Johnny leaves San Francisco behind and goes to a town called Nilbog, where he stumbles across the home of Creedence, the Goblin Queen. (I got bored. Don't judge me!) :p
Crossover - Misc. Movies & The Room, 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Published: 8/2/2017 - Complete
The Fate of Hans Landa
What were Landa's thoughts at the end of the movie? Oneshot. (CANCELED PROJECT!)
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 7/28/2017 - H. Landa - Complete
Shrouded in Mystery (Salazar's Revenge) reviews
An ode to Captain Salazar from PotC: DMTNT.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2017 - Captain Salazar - Complete
Azula, the Devil's Wench reviews
Captain Azula Elgato captures an English gentleman named Fredrick Greene, and holds him hostage aboard her ship. Although Fredrick is struck by her beauty, he thinks Azula is an evil woman. The pirate gypsy wench tries everything she can to seduce him, but it doesn't work. How will she ever get through to him? Rated M for violence, language, and sexual themes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,226 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 10/17/2015 - OC - Complete
When Roland Emmerich Villains Get Together
Colonel Tavington is brought back to life by the Egyptian sun god, Ra, who offers the British solider a deal if he helps him and the aliens from ID4 take over the world. Special appearance by baby Zilla! Please review and enjoy! :)
Crossover - Patriot & Stargate - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2016 - William T., Ra - Complete
A New Friendship and So Much More (Brackisphere) reviews
Dr. Brackish Okun has been in a coma for 20 years. When he wakes up in time for the aliens to return to Earth, he rekindles with his lover Dr. Milton Isaacs, but then tragedy strikes, and it's up to a beautiful Sphere to cure Brackish of his loss. (NOTE: Bought 'IDR' recently and I could not stop watching it! Anyway, am I the only one who ships Brackish with the Sphere?) ENJOY! :)
Independence Day - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Complete
William and the Girl From the 21st Century reviews
Henriette, a girl from the 21st century, finds herself transported in time to 1776. There, she makes the acquaintance of Colonel William Tavington. As years go by, Henriette remains unaware of the horrific acts Tavington commits among the people of South Carolina. Will Henriette learn who Tavington really is or will she see past him? And will this romance lead to tragedy?
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,096 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 8/25/2015 - William T., OC - Complete