"Sometimes you can cry until there is nothing wet in you.
You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures.
You can pray, all you want, to whatever God you think will listen.
And still, it makes no difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when
it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent,
it would not be because it cared."
-Jhonen Vasquez

laughs evily like Johnny You are all my slaves! slaves! SLAVES! hahahahahahaha! boom shot die

x.X --me now.

Favorite Quotes: --Mostly taken from http:///vasquezquotes.html --wonderful, yes.

JTHM

"On a crowded street, I could drain a flower vendor of all his blood, and not get caught! People would scream and vomit, and yet, somehow, I would walk away unscathed. I could do that! ...Oh, wait...I did do that!" -Johnny, in JtHM #3

"AAAAAAAGH! FFFuck! Fuck, shit, and other such expletives!" -Johnny, in JtHM #4

"I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life." -Johnny, in JtHM #6

"Are you going to chop me up and put me in the garbage now? Because Shmee tells me you're a bad guy. He says this is a bad place to be. Please don't chop me up." -Squee, in JtHM #7

"This place is scary! Everyone has bags! What's in all those bags!" -Squee, in JtHM #3

"My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness. Some call me the Altar Boy of Doom. Others will know me as the second coming of damnation...My mom calls me Pepito." -Pepito, in Squee!

"No, Daddy! No! He's weird, and scary! And I don't like him! And he's the son of Satan!" -Squee, in Squee!

"'I'm trying to eat here, could you please stop pooping?'" -Devi, in I Feel Sick

"I am as unpredictable as the nervous park squirrel!" -Tenna, in I Feel Sick

"Babies: they're chewable!" -sign in I Feel Sick

"Eat shit! It's new!" -another sign

"I give you satanic head bitey!" -Satan #2, in a Meanwhile

Invader Zim quotes:

"Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine." -Zim

"I love you, cold, unfeeling robot arm!" -Zim, as a baby

"I'm only thirteen levels away from finishing this game. So I either finish my game or make you wish I was never born." -Gaz

"When you die, can I play?" -Gaz, watching Dib fight for his life

"Human law enforcement vehicle. Markings: lighting flashy thingies on top. Defensive capabilities: minimal. Explodes on impact with giant weenies. Evaluation: pathetic! Pathetic Earth vehicle! Mwahahahahahaha!" -Zim

"On Monday, we settle this like children!" -Zim making his challenge

Dib: Ms. Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?
Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?
Dib: (looking down) Pretty far.

Zim: Now, Dib, I leave you to your ... (thinks)
GIR: (offscreen) Moosey fate! (louder) Moosey fate!
Zim: (pure evil) Your moosey fate.

"Watch it carefully, GIR. (pause) Pretend it's a taco!" -Zim, a little exasperated

"The Earth is saved! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it." -Zim

"But he's so bad at it." -Gaz, assessing Zim's plans for world conquest

"Oh my God! Look! It's an alien! (Zim quickly puts on his wig and contacts) Oh. False alarm." -some guy

Zim: And then watch you transform, more and more, into what you really are deep down in your heart!
Dib: Deep down I'm bologna?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: That's just ... dumb.
Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib! Dumb like a moose!

Horrible rat person: I was once a man.
Dib: But you're a woman.

"I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom..." -GIR

Zim: What are you doing GIR?
GIR: Nothing...
Zim: Nothing or...something?

Dib: Horrible nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Sit down.

My Screen Names: -im never online...dont bother...

MSN: Angelofmynightmare8863@
Yahoo: Thorns_Poison_Needles
AIM: Afireinside8863--SilentCurse8863--BR0K3N0NLIF3(the 0's are zeros)