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Joined 06-27-14, id: 5849195, Profile Updated: 08-16-19
Author has written 7 stories for Death Note, Naruto, Harry Potter, and Soul Eater.

the wonderful egg lord forgives you for being sad about all of them incomplete stories because I'm a shitty writer and I'll probably never get one done I love yall

This is the cover photo to "Lifeless Eyes" that I drew is... on my deviantart that fanfiction refuses to link

My deviantart is the name "Astrothium" so if you really do a good search you could find it. (jk I only have like 5 pics on there)

h t t p : / / astrothium . deviant art . c o m / art / I - Am - Afraid - 664906585

and if this ever works : Cover for "Lifeless Eyes"

fanfic pet peeve

Stop putting song lyrics in your fanfiction. Lyrics often repeat many times, too many times, and the repetition isn't good at all for a flow of a story. If you want to convey a interesting emotion or something new that your writers have not felt, a song is not the way to go. A poem maybe is. The poem has to be short, (obviously if you're no good at poem writing don't do that, borrow someone else's), and it can't take up too much space. Songs are no good on paper. Even if they're supposed to be poems, they're also designed to sound good with instrumentals. Poems are meant for paper, are easy on the eyes, and you don't have to read a repetitive chorus.

In fact, whenever I see a song in a fanfic, I skip it. I don't know how many other people also do this, but I do NOT wanna read a lyrical rendition of your favorite band no matter how moving it is, even if it's MY FAVORITE SONG.

I only wrote this rant because I saw someone had put a song in one of their pretty good fanfics and I skipped over it, even though it was a song I liked. Fuck that, if you want a song in your fanfic, put it in the author's notes at the beginning or end or something. Even in between, but don't interrupt the text with song lyrics. Name the song and who its by. I'm sure youtube will be kind enough to provide anyone with a perfect rendition of what it actually sounds like and not some washed up version on paper.

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New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 187 - Words: 384,464 - Reviews: 19201 - Favs: 4,488 - Follows: 5,976 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 3,043 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
When Fate Takes a Turn by Syluk reviews
After finding out about both his burden and his heritage on the night of Mizuki's betrayal, Naruto decides to flip his world upside down and take fate into his own hands. For the other members of Team Seven, he becomes the rock and foundation they need, and in return, he gains the family he's always yearned for. (AU, Team 7-centric, Seal Master Naruto) SLOW UPDATES
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,302 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 6/25/2019 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3745 - Favs: 6,133 - Follows: 4,090 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The 101 Guide To Writing the Ultimate Fanfiction by Concept101 reviews
A satirical comedy focused around Post-5th-Year stories and tropes that surround them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry James Potter: Anagram by Perspicacity reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Harry Potter becomes a Hippie reviews
When trying to get close to his deceased parents, a boy finds a unique group of people who guide him to understanding that what the world needs is just peace, love, and understanding. Join Harry in his journey to greater understanding of the world, eye opening dialogues, as he teaches his friends that there's more magic to the world than just some little magic school called Hogwart
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/6/2019 - Published: 3/7/2018 - Harry P.
Harriet Potter and the Game Called Life reviews
Harriet Lillian Potter Status: Pissed off. Decrease intelligence by 15%. Harry's life is in shambles no thanks to the great and mighty Dumbledore. Dark Lord Voldemort isn't helping. Why does everyone think she is the new Dark Lady? Either ways she's only trying to play this dumb game in order to avoid punishment. VideoGame, FEM- Harry (Solo leveling, The Gamer, DND ect)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/17/2019 - Published: 8/15/2019 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Overpowered Harem reviews
Anybody get sick of those overpowered harems? Well here's one that I wrote. M for sexual implications, but no actual sex unfortunately
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 1/7/2018 - Hermione G. - Complete
Lifeless Eyes reviews
Where the Naruto is a voluntary mute, scarred by stares of hatred; where Sasuke can't stop remembering the past through visions of blood; where the world is a darker place than it's made out to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,433 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 2/14/2017
The Candy Shop reviews
Dear Lawliet, You have until the end of your lifespan to change the course of history. If you fail, you will go to hell. If you succeed, you shall go to heaven. We're trying to clear out purgatory. There are just too many souls here. And you're fully capable of changing the world. At least you're capable of changing their world. With Love, The Shinigami King (ABANDONED)
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 4/14/2016
The Wall reviews
L dies, finding himself in a world of mischief, chaos, souls, and demon weapons. Being suddenly ten years old doesn't help very much. As he slowly finds his place as a demon weapon without a meister, his worst enemy and best friend dies. Raito comes into the world, just as confused as L. Just ignore each other and pretend nothing happened, right? (ABANDONED)
Crossover - Death Note & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 7/3/2014
Where the Compass Points reviews
L obtains Captain Jack Sparrow's compass. Stuff happens.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Light Y., L - Complete