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Joined 06-20-14, id: 5830120, Profile Updated: 01-19-15

My favorite book series: mortal instruments and Harry Potter

My favorite food: steak

My favorite color: stormy blue

My favorite singer: Ed Sheeran

My favorite ice cream: chocolate moose tracks

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (my religion is my own, it is not recognised.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBIC.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I AM THE GIRL

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out EVER.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.

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A Gift by Lady Ioli reviews
Harry Potter has come into a mysterious inheritance and has ended up with not one but two mates. As a mysterious creature, how will he survive the sudden change? How will he deal with mates such as his? Will he be accepted or rejected? (Under MAJOR Revision)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,709 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 2/24/2012 - [Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M.]
The Dungeon by Sheankelor reviews
Harry needs somewhere safe to escape the press and they would not dare to darken Snape's doorstep, so it seemed like the perfect place to go to ground. It helped that he wants to spend time with the Potions Master and this was a good excuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,719 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/4/2015 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by FatesMistake reviews
Harry is poisoned with a potion known as Lover's Rest. He falls into a magical sleep and can only be woken by 'true loves kiss'. Unfortunately not even Harry knows who this person is. Severus is sent into Harry's dreams to help him discover the answer, but he gets more than he bargained for. Can they reconcile their differences before its too late? SS/HP. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,887 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 156 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dreams by Sheankelor reviews
Meeting in dreams, Severus and Harry formed a friendship that would span across the years. When they figure out who the other truly is, how will this affect their relationship and the end of the war? Cannon compliant until 5th yr. Time-travelish Eventually HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,913 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Potion for the Potions Master by Gleas reviews
The Potions Master is acting strange and it's all a certain lion's fault... and maybe a little known potion he accidentally found...SLASH HP/SS set somewhere around fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Button, the continuation by Sheankelor reviews
We left Severus and Harry with a decision at the end of Button. What was it? And just how many more endearments can we handle? Also, just what is Granny Snape planning? HP/SS silliness Cover by Lizzy0305
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 3/4/2015 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
A Healing Touch by LadyBlack3 reviews
It is but a few weeks after the Final Battle and the Grimmauld place household is still a bit of a mess with our favourite two thirds of the Golden Trio, a mourning werewolf and his son, and a healing bat of the dungeons. What awaits the occupants of the house in the near future? Read and find out. HG/RL and HP/SS. AN: Story under review (2019).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,611 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Finding Home by SarRansom reviews
Ten years after defeating Voldemort, Harry returns to Hogwarts. There, he embarks on a relationship with a very different Potions Master than the one he remembers hating as a teenager. A romance told through drabbles. Updated daily. Compliant to OotP, AU, HP/SS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 45,138 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
The Jingtingler's Waltz: A Christmas Story in Three Steps by Jeshakeoma reviews
Severus just cannot take another minute in the madness that is the Burrow at Christmas. HP/SS. Established Relationship. See Author's Note for more information.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Button by Sheankelor reviews
What happens when a finicky potion mixes with a spell? A tongue loosens and words pour out that were intended to stay forever hidden. Then glares and apologies ensue. Written with YenGirl. HP/SS preslash, AU Cover by Lizzy0305
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Marked as His Equal by juliasejanus reviews
Complete AU: July 31st 1980, the Potter's had twin sons. The elder larger stronger twin was chosen as the likely protagonist of the Prophecy to destroy the Dark Lord. The younger twin, Hadrian is declared a squib and left in the custody of his muggle Aunt and Uncle. Prophecy discarded by Voldemort who seized power in October 1981. WARNING HP/LV SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,829 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Puzzles and Love by BlueSkyeCloud9 reviews
When a 500 year old contract thrusts Harry, Severus and Draco into cohabitation, the two Slytherins learn new and intruiging things that define the puzzle that is Harry Potter. And Slytherins do love puzzles. eventual HPDMSS, Warning: Slash. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,573 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 3,050 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Kit by Hedwig-hoots reviews
Harry wakes up on his 17th birthday to an unusual inheritance, one he can't explain. So he travels, in the hope of finding someone who can explain it. Slash. HP/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,949 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Until the Time is Right by Sheankelor reviews
Right after Harry's 21st birthday, he learns of the Infinity bond between himself and Severus Snape. The good news is, he can accept it. The bad news is, Snape has disappeared. With the Case of the Poisoned Patients stalling, the Ministry needs Snape's help and Harry is sent to find him. HP/SS Slash EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,140 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Harry P., Severus S.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shared Hearts by SableJasper reviews
Slash fic! Harry is in his 7th year and starts feeling an odd connection to a couple of unexpected people! Please give it a try! R&R...Will be SS/HP/DM...Rated for later chapters...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Beauty and the Beast by Dramatic Clovers reviews
After receiving a letter from his father Harry sets out to a beautiful but sinister castle in the woods where a monster captures him and holds him against his will. Slash, HP/LV, DM/NL, GW/FW, SB/RL, PW/OW Character Death, incest, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,318 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
To be With the One he Loves by AntoinetteD reviews
Harry loses the love of his life during the battle of Hogwarts. Seeing their bff on the brink of self destruction, Ron and Hermione do something drastic. They kidnap Harry and take him to the Maurader Days! Hp/SS, Warning!slash! M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,377 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Pieces by jsmartin02 reviews
During the last battle Harry is infected with a dark curse causing him to slowly die a painful death. Harry must trust Severus to help cure the curse. Doing so learning a few things on the way. This story is slash! HP/SS/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.