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Joined 06-18-14, id: 5820175, Profile Updated: 02-05-19
Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

My name is Jo, I'm a twenty-year-old bisexual lady and I'm from the southern US.

So, this is kind of weird, but today, November 16th, 2017, marks the first time I've logged into this account in years. I read my old fic, Destiny Calls, and got weirdly inspired to go at it again. Now it's literally been years since I've written anything fanfiction-y and have mostly been focused original works, but I really want to throw myself back into the community and finish that old ass fic for 14 year old me! Also, as a sidenote, I recently signed up for A03 and will most likely be re-posting fic there!

But anyway, back to the important shit.

An unhealthy obsession with Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy plagues my life and has plagued my life since I was but a wee gal. Expect a lot of feely feels on that front, as well as extremely self-indulgent fic along the way.

I am always open to constructive criticism, and would actually thank you kindly for it. Be as harsh as you please, I promise to put on my big girl pants and deal.

I AM DOWN WITH PRETTY MUCH ANY PAIRING EVER, BUT HERE ARE MY FAVES THAT I'M ALWAYS DOWN TO READ

soriku akuroku (as long as the age gap isn't super wide) akusai (otp otp otp otp) namiku, always sorikai, if you're feeling adventurous *shrugs* namixi vanikai...don't murder me...we all have guilty pleasures literally any rarepair or femslash because...i'm fucking gay and of course... always... Mickeyriku

I'm always down to read your OC/Canon fics, as I have quite a few of my own!

CURRENT PROJECTS

Destiny Calls

in which I am a complete hypocrite and break every single one of my OC/Canon Insert rules and make my own OC terribly unlikable on purpose for my own enjoyment. Read and review so we can make fun of my writing together!

*EDIT, November 16th, 2017* I will be working on this fic almost exclusively for the time being. I really want to finish this, and it's totally self indulgent and stupid, but it's something that's gonna make me so happy!

Drabbles, Drabbles

a one-shot collection of me being incredibly trope-y and self-indulgent. Basically, me trying to get better at writing fluff and not turning all my characters into giant dicks

FUTURE PROJECTS

College/Highschool AU???

been sittin' on this idea for months, kinda just toying around with it in Word. Still not quite sure what the heck it is, but I am pretty sure it is basically a bad 90's sitcom. Just imagine Saved By The Bell but with more sarcasm and more gay kids.

As always, just PM me if you want me to read anything/wanna be friends with a giant dork.

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To Be Weightless by Kyojiro Kagenuma reviews
What if the battle for Ercison's went differently? What if it didn't end quite so tragically? All Clementine ever wanted was a home, a place where she belonged, without the constant threat of death. The chance to live a happier, lighter life. One where she's free to pursue dreams, friendship, and now with Violet, a chance at love. But nothing's perfect. Clementine/Violet.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,037 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Clementine, Louis, Minerva/Minnie, Violet
Sex Ed by BlissfulNightRain reviews
"Am I teaching Sex Ed or how to be a porn star? Because you don't seem to know the difference." This was not what Sora signed up for. SoKai. Collab fic with SoraxKairi7 and Painted With a Palette.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,492 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/12/2019 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Sora, Kairi] Riku, Roxas
A Date with my Best Friend's Sister(s) by BlissfulNightRain reviews
"You hanging out with Sora tonight? This is his house, right?" "Yeah, it's his house, but he ditched me so I'm wasting away in all this estrogen over here." AUish/Riku POV [Complete/Epilogue added!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,367 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2019 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Riku, OC] [Sora, Kairi] - Complete
Rags To Riches by Painted With a Palette reviews
A potential war brews about in Radiant Garden. Princess Kairi had always been treated with respect. She was so used to getting whatever she desired with the snap of a finger, it turned her into a selfish teenager. Only one boy seemed to have the balls to treat her like a regular human being instead of a goddess. AU. Sokai. Cover art by my wonderful friend, BlissfulNightRain!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,774 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Sora, Kairi
Nautical Miles by BlissfulNightRain reviews
A collection of nonconsecutive one-shots featuring Kairi. Summaries included inside with each story. Prompts/requests welcome! Latest chapter: "I really do regret not training or sparring with Riku and his friends. If I was stronger, maybe I could have saved him." Kairi can't stop worrying about her best friend who has disappeared.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Kairi
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Destiny Calls reviews
The struggle between sensitivity, self-importance, inner darkness, and responsibility plague Akira. She'll either learn to grow up, or she'll be swallowed whole.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2019 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Sora, Kairi, Riku, OC
Drabbles, Drabbles reviews
This is a mish-mash of KH one shots I've written. These are all basically for my own enjoyment, so read at your own risk.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014