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Joined 04-13-04, id: 571760, Profile Updated: 03-25-09
Author has written 10 stories for Radio Free Roscoe, Instant Star, and iCarly.

To anyone who has reviewed my stories: MWAAAH Big fat kiss for you.
To anyone who has yet to review: Come, closer dear...

Call me Geezer, everyone else does. o.O If you want to reach me, email is fine, I love mail...don't you?

My name is actually Tina although I don't use it in my screen names, I don't know why.

I love RFR, X-Files, cocoa, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Bones, iCarly, Firefly, Tom Hanks in anything he does, cocoa, My addiction is music though, the CD's alone could provide decorative wall covering for most of my house. Faves are Blue October, Metric, U2, Coldplay, Stirling, Incubus, Squeeze, reverie sound revue, Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Sarah McLachlan, Cyndi Lauper, (see, I could go on and on...) but I'll listen to anything, especially while drinking cocoa.

My favorite book of all time is The Secret History by Donna Tartt. Second favorite: The Very Hungry Caterpillar, a story where he eats and eats and eats and becomes a Bee-Yoo-Tee-Full butterfly, if only that were true for me.

Hobbies: Obviously reading, writing, listening to music, making cocoa, drawing, NFL football, Razorback football, walking/jogging, drinking cocoa, counting calories on my treadmill (some say this is a personality defect) :)

Writing, which is why you are here, no?: Well, I don't necessarily write for my favorite fandoms. I love to read fanfiction about all of them but for some reason I just can't seem to write for my favorite characters/shows. I think it boils down to being attracted to that which I cannot do. Major mental block. Still, the shows I do write for are great, and I miss them.

Admittance and iBlew It: Two iCarly dabbles in the Seddie ship. Nuff said.

Juvenile: Instant Star fluff as well. Yummy Tommy.

There are a couple of HP fics at Portkey. And one very spicy Firefly fic at my journal on the old LJ. waggles eyebrows

Then there is the darling teeny tiny promise-ring-sized gem of a show called RFR...

Because I Can: By far the weirdest of the lot. It was written in response to a list that was posted of things that were considered asanine, idiotic and just plain ignorant to do as an author. Of course the list was personal bias, which each of us is entitled to, but do not tell me what "not to write." Hence...Because I Can.

Enlightenment and E Strings: Wittle ficlet one-shot, my first ever post here. So that makes its special. :)

Haiku Drivel: Currently in progress. I need to get off my duff. More Trily Triangle. But Ray is so so ebil. For a while anyway, my happy heart likes them to work things out but not in such a treacley way to make you gag...trust me! It has humor, I like humor!

It's the Little Things That Bind Us: I love this one. Really, I do. Not quite a happy ending, not quite falling off a bridge with heavy angst. My favorite vision I've created of Travis.

Because I Know You: I've saved this one for last...cause it's still my favorite. Yes, it is long...consider it an RFR novelette, I put a lot of time and work into this one. I hope it shows. It's my baby! It does have some Rily if that scares you, fear not, the Trily ending is worth sticking around for, I'm told. Oh and they mentioned the kiss wasn't too bad either. ;) Please read it, and review it, I worked hard!!

There are so many good authors on this site. Angie...my beta for Haiku Drivel...has an excellent story...she is RFRAngel92...go look it up, it's called Don't Tell Me! I mean it...how many times have I asked that, huh, huh? DO IT!

Dangrassi - Where Am I just plays up to my C.S. Lewis-loving-heart. Trust me, the soda can scene?...GUH!! Happy Go Nutso Roscoe can make you snort iced tea, yesh, it can. Plus, I earn an elf! BOO Ya!

xrogue81 - I Can Still See The Postcards - This fic cured me of Evil Tridget. Corrective writing for asinine scripts...they should hire her. The Remedy For Stage Fright - OMG - Read this - this is what all OTP's are based on...FRIENDSHIP. I adored it!

Miss Chips - I can't list them all. I reviewed once that she takes the RFR characters and spins them down in a centrifuge so that all the angst is concentrated and she plucks it out without the characters losing integrity. RFR through a different lens...fabulous stuff.

Lilyr2 - Fabulous Rily - and that is from a Trily fan. The ultimate compliment to make the other ship take notice.

Luvsrobbie - This person is amazing...the content may turn your head...especially considering the youth of the author...I won't spoil the surprise. I want to adopt her as my prodigy. Not to mention she is just so so schweet! :)

Oh...what else...Hmmmm...Did I mention I really love cocoa? ;)

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Cherries & Punch by Mizufae reviews
Going to prom with Sam is going to be like a punch to the stomach, Freddie thinks. Oh, wait, that is only because she totally just did that. The stomach punch, that is. prom!fic, but not your usual, I dont think. Seddie, of course!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iJoy by ButterflyRae reviews
Her breathing pattern is markedly different and every so often the smallest and most deafening moan inadvertently escapes her open lips . . . The story of the world's stupidest love triangle. Seddie & SamOC, but the C doesn't stand for "character" .
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
A Conversation of Desperation by the archduke reviews
Freddie tells Carly his theory about Sam. Carly is not impressed. All dialogue. Sort of based on an ancient tale.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Where Am I? by Dangrassi reviews
Being sucked into the world of a TV show: a dream come true, right? You decide! Please R&R! Any pairings you ask, well, maybe Ray and curly fries...FINISHED! Yes, I'm not lying, I finished it!
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,949 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
CPR: Constant Passion and Romance by moosecake reviews
Travis is (not so surprisingly) a CPR guru. But is Lily ready to be his next victim? Story complete!
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
Water Tower Blues by dubleohsev reviews
I'm horrible at these summaries but please guys read and review... i worked really hard on this one... and will cry if no one tells me how it is.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2005
Don't Tell Me by DivineViolets reviews
Ray asks Travis to help him win over Lily's heart. But what happens when Travis discovers and can't handle his true feelings for Lily anymore, after bringing the two together? Read and find out.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004
Happy Go Nutso Roscoe by Dangrassi reviews
Roscoe High's in trouble, and must turn to the Mary Sues and crossovers for help. No pairings, just good fun! Now..there's one question : Y'all ready for this?
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,294 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 5/31/2004
The Remedy for Stage Fright by Roguester reviews
The laughter originated from their chests, traveling to the back of their throats like little bits of lightning, all hacking and gagging, but in a good way. (Trily, one-shot)
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
Vitalism by Miss Chips reviews
Everything is more than what you think. Everything is deeper and more subversive. Lily and Travis figure that out one christmas night, even if they don't want to. Trily. Christmas-y.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2004
I Could Still See the Postcards by Roguester reviews
EPILOGUE: To be that person on the outside looking in is quite a burden. Especially when the view is a bit blurry from where you’re standing.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,380 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004
Six Strings by Spooky-Girl reviews
The first time he picked up a guitar was because of her. To see a part of her soul no one else did... R&R!
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2004
This Is Not a Love Song by Spooky-Girl reviews
It wasn't love. It wasn't even lust. So why was he there? Why didn't he stop? Rated for sexual content and uncharacteristic actions.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004
So Much For Holding On by The Girly Man reviews
But we all bleed the same way as you do, and we all have the same things to go through.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
Protective Deceit by MariCareBear reviews
Lily is doing everything to hide her secret so that she can give Travis the life she thinks she deserves, it's a lie that tears their relationship apart and he'll never get over.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2004
Best of both Worlds by The Girl Next Door reviews
Let’s say that the kiss never happened. Robbie never saw or heard anything, and Ray, Lily and Travis weren’t stuck in a bitter love triangle. Fast-forward to now, a regular Friday in early June. The feelings are still there…just not recognized...Yet
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004
Swangy by DiscontentAlien reviews
Just a silly little piece of RayLily fluff. Really short one shot, but its sorta cute. Give it a try if you want, but ya don't have to, I'll understand.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Songbird by twirlgirl04 reviews
One bad event will always provoke many good ones. One-shot.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
Phoradendron flavescens by Miss Chips reviews
Lily leaned back in her chair before rolling her eyes and saying, 'Don't call it Phoran-whatever, Travis; you can call it mistletoe without the scientific police being alerted.' A TL christmas ficlet.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/22/2003
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Dr Seuss and Onomatopoeia reviews
Typical morning in the Shay household. Or at least the way my brain dreams it up. No pairings really, you may imply what you wish.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Of Follicles and Natural Selection reviews
Magical hair must procreate. So I was perusing scientifical things...Herbert Spencer, an English philosopher, is best known for coining the phrase “survival of the fittest” in describing Darwin’s theory On the Origin of Species. Fate! Methinks SPAM!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Admittance reviews
Sometimes it's easy to admit things. SEDDIE ponderings.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iBlew It reviews
Basically Sam’s thoughts in the weeks following iKiss. ; I’ve watched that kiss scene a lot. And there is this look that cross Sam’s face just before the kiss ends and just after. I was always a bit bothered by it and decided to write it off. ;
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Juvenile reviews
Was it really so bad to be juvenile? Truthfully, it was something I’d missed out on. If everyone is asking her to play ball in this fast paced world why is it so hard for me to slow down and just be? TommyJude
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Haiku Drivel reviews
Seventeen syllables is all it takes to steal someone's heart...or break it.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 8/10/2004
It's the Little Things That Bind Us reviews
Info says it all. Trily romantic angst about the little things that bind us. ONE-SHOT
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Because I Know You reviews
FINISHED! How long can a love triangle last? Can doing the noble thing really bring happiness? Long romantic saga about Travis and Lily.
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,590 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
Because I Can reviews
The power of the written word, Radio Free Roscoe style
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: K - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
Enlightenment and E Strings reviews
A proper ending to the finale. Trily. One-shot
Radio Free Roscoe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Complete
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