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Joined 03-30-04, id: 563828, Profile Updated: 09-20-11
Author has written 5 stories for Ranma, and Rurouni Kenshin.

'Sup. It's been awhile since I've gone to the trouble of updating this thing. Here are a few ground rules when it comes to reading some of my stuff: I respect criticism, because it creates a better story. I may be writing the story for myself, but I'm also writing it for your own enjoyment, and I'd like nothing more than to create your ideal story as well as mine. On the flip side, I reserve the right to defend my choices and feel reasonably offended should you go out of your way to hurt my feelings. I hope you consider my work worthwhile, and what doesn't kill me (etc. etc. and all that jazz).

Music: Some favorite artists are Gary Allen, Cobra Starship (classy), Rolling Stones, Queen, Webber, the Beatles (duh), Brad Paisley, Brooke Frasier, Liliana Rose, Feist, Lilly Allen, the Thorns, Marcy Playground, Jason Mraz, Regina Spektor and etc. The list goes on. I believe music is an important way for the regular individual to stay in touch with the aesthetic aspects of life.

Books: I believe every girl should read Jane Austen. She's such a staple in female literature that she's a difficult author to ignore. Some classics I still enjoy reading are favorites such as "East of Eden" by Steinbeck,"Fountainhead" by Rand, "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" by Betty Smith. Oh, and of course "Jane Ere" by Bronte.

The Movies: FAVORITE t.v. show ever, (which has sadly been canceled), is Pushing Daisies. I love embracing the hipster in me with independent films and most British comedies. I highly recommend "Death at a Funeral". Favorite movies include others such as "Princess Bride", "ten Things I hate About You", "Fantastic Mr. Fox", "The Guard", "Strictly Ballroom", "Sin City" and "300", now also "The Spirit"... So many favorites, not enough attention span. :)

Musical Productions: I absolutely ADORE showtunes. "Jekyll and Hyde", "Aida", "Les Miserables", "Phantom of the Opera", "Wicked", "Hairspray", "Annie Get Your Gun", "Man of Lamancha", etc. etc. Get on it, it's good stuff.

Some favorite quotes/poems: Well, most of them you will see printed in my stories but...

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." - W.C. Fields

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain

" Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dreamed before..." - Edgar Allan Poe's, The Raven

"...When the stars threw down their spears, and watered heaven with their tears, did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the lamb make thee?... " - William Blake, The Tiger

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe." - Anatole France

"The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. Loved for ourselves. Or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." - Victor Hugo's, Les Miserables, spoken by Fantine

"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face." - Victor Hugo

" If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down." - Ray Bradbury

"Technically, I don’t believe you can blow someone’s guts out their mouth." - Pushing Daisies

"Have you ever shivered when you peed? That's how I felt when he spoke." - Pushing Daisies

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Without Words by Zeh Wulf reviews
(AU) A good deed goes awry when Kagome loses the shikon jewel while saving a drowning prince. But how can she get it back when he lives on land and she below the waves? (An adaptation of the original fairy tale)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,520 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Missing in Action by FrameofMind reviews
Complete. AU. Inuyasha is an American fighter pilot in WWII, down behind enemy lines. Kagome is a member of the French Resistence, and the 'companion' of Colonel Kouga, a local German officer. But things get complicated when their paths cross...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,799 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Hating Normal by Danyu reviews
[oneshot] YusukexKeiko. Yusuke struggles with his feelings for Keiko, and he begins to hate the concept of normal they use as their facade. That is..until normal begins to change.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/30/2005 - [Yusuke U., Keiko Y.] - Complete
The Harder They Fall by Vaniah reviews
Ranma/Akane: Ranma's an undercover cop. Akane's a med student. Nabiki knows something she shouldn't. Add a mysterious disk, some persistent assassins, a little romance, and the trouble's just begun…AU
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Akane, Ranma
Rekindling a Flame by Skywatch reviews
Ranma and Akane have known each other for years and been married for three, but some things still don't come easy. A story of despair, hope, misunderstandings and a promise blindly given. Lime warning part 2. COMPLETE!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,532 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
Mellow by Andrina reviews
Years ago, when Tendou Kimiko passed away, the Tendou household fell apart. Years in the future, with Tendou Soun dead, how long will it take this time for them to heal? Add one reappearance of Saotome Ranma, and Akane is just about to fall apart herself.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,449 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
The Prize by Roja-Cyd reviews
Akane's a princess, Ranma's not nice, and this time it's Ranma's evil master who kidnaps her! RanmaxAkane Completed
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,110 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Akane, Ranma - Complete
The Solar Demise by Pinku reviews
The prospect of the end of the world causes Akane to realize what and who she really cares about in life. Becomes AU, rated for language and future content. New: Chapter 10 completed!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,650 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Ranma, Akane
In These Final Hours by Zeh Wulf reviews
(AU)(rated R for chapter 12) Kaoru's tomboy lifestyle is ruined when she's forced to become the personal escort to the prince. Her duty is to protect him from a prophecized disaster... and duty failed can have a heavy price. (Complete)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,902 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Summer Glory by Bobbwa reviews
What the hell! How did this happen? One minute I'm arguing with Akane about swimming, then the next thing I know... well... we weren't arguing, that's for damn sure. Not that I'm complaining. Hell, all I can say is... it's about damn time.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Complete
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a Priori reviews
An infamous Manhattan serial killer has been brought into custody. Or has he? Detective Tendo is unwillingly paired with Ranma Soatome: a loathsome, irrational FBI agent... in order to solve the murders still occurring while the murderer sits behind bars.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,006 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Akane, Ranma
In the Midst of Battle reviews
When the world is consumed by war, Ranma must prove his loyalty to his home by betraying his heritage. But he didn't know he would have to choose between his country and the one person he couldn't stop himself from caring about. RxA. my first fanfiction.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,226 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Ranma, Akane
Sitting Ducks reviews
Ranma is trading info with a government lackey when a shooting takes place. Now he's the leading suspect in a murder, the detective assigned to his case being none other than Akane Tendo. Possible crossover with InuYasha in later chapters. RxA
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005
Entre Nous reviews
REVISED Entre Nous Between ourselves in confidence. Kaoru seems like any other fairytale princess... until she meets a mysterious stranger who attempts to take her life. His eyes are molten and his hair like fire. What is it they share? Loneliness. KK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin
There At Last reviews
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. -Anatole France. One shot for Ranma and Akane...What no one thought would happen has happened.But maybe it's not what YOU would expect.PG13 just cuz :)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
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