Protector of Meladon
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Joined 03-20-04, id: 557663
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Outsiders, A Knight's Tale, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Updated: March 21, 2007

By the way...

My name is Emma and I like to write. I enjoy mainly Bell/Wood fics, or things that circle around those two and their friends, the lovely Alicia, Angelina, Fred, George, and Lee. I love those fics. I love to write them. I also love Marauder-era fics. And shamelessly, I am a Tonks/Lupin fan. I occasionally venture out of the HP-verse, and attempt something weird. For instance, I have an HP western that I was working on, and will work on again when I have the inspiration. But not all my loves are HP-driven. I also enjoy Pirates of the Caribbean fics as well as LOTR and A Knight's Tale fics. I'll never write a LOTR fic, because I'm only movie educated. There are some other fandoms that I infrequently dip in to, but I've been so long gone from this site that I hardly know what's out there anymore.

My shoddy work history...

Working On
Heir To the Insanity
No Need to Argue
The Process of Restoration

Revising
Lots of things.

Discontined
You're So Tactless

Completed
All one-shots.

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Captain's Choice by AgentPersephone reviews
.'A bet. To lose our virginity to someone, preferably good looking,' Roger said. 'And female,' Marcus added, looking pointedly at Cedric. 'Oh ha ha,' Cedric replied sarcastically. AU hot Quidditch Captain mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,495 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Oliver W., Cedric D.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Boxers by Pyro Symptoms Unleashed reviews
Looking back, it was all because of those blasted boxers. Yes, he would blame it on the boxers. That and her stupid knickers. And his sofa. And Blaise. And Colin. And that dratted cat. Oh, and buggering sperm. Yes, it was a conspiracy. Yes, that was it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Why Do You Stare? by Ninde Annare reviews
I stand on the threshold of something great and terrifying; something I've never encountered in all my immortal years....a shadow stands before me...a guide?...Remus, is that you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,209 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Remus L., Severus S.
The Last Seer by Carefree Quill reviews
Miranda dreams of another world and then wakes up in it and goes on a quest. Haldir/OC Romance... Full Epic. COMPLTE! Reviews are appreciated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 199,422 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Gandalf, Haldir - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by EstelWolfe reviews
Jack, Will and company face off against a young man with a special gift who seeks their destruction to right what he perceives as a wrong. Sequel to To Love and Protect, fourth in the arc started with A Taste of Misery
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004
A Tribute to the Late and Great Sirius Black by silver-sunn101 reviews
A songfic to Fire and Rain. Remus wanders through his fond memories of Sirius at the funeral of his old friend. Dedicated to Sirius Black. Contains Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Van Helsing: the Microwaveable Pop Tart Version by Yrch Monger reviews
A “slightly” abridged version of the film Van Helsing. In which Gabriel has the intelligence of a swallow, Anna turns into Mufasa, and Carl is unable to distinguish which movie he’s actually starring in.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
Writing a Harry Potter Novel for Dummies by awkward reviews
In an undetermined place, on an undetermined year, an indescribable boy did magic of little description. The indescribable boy and his friends of undetermined name and number quickly fell into a plot of no importance involving the Dark Chocolate Arts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Harry P.
To Love and Protect by EstelWolfe reviews
A traitor among the crew of the Pearl leaves Jack and AnaMaria surrounded by enemies. This is a sequel to 'A Taste of Misery' and 'Trust Me Still'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,029 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Complete
The Mystery of Marietta S McKay by interabang reviews
ok, ok, so it's another let's-make-fun-of-Mary-Sue story. I know it's been done a million times before! I wanted to write one too, what can I say? They're fun:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2003
Pointlessly Random And Unrelated Title by cyropi reviews
Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Trust Me Still by EstelWolfe reviews
Jack returns to Port Royal again only to find himself on a mission to rescue one of his closest friends. This is a sequel to 'A Taste of Misery'.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,502 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Complete
A Taste of Misery by EstelWolfe reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royal, destined for the gallows for a crime that he honestly didn't commit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,714 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Love Is Worth Forgiving For by arielx reviews
*COMPLETE!* It's been 11 years, and no one has heard from the former head girl. Draco made a terrible mistake, and pays for it every day. Written PRE OotP. Complete, but currently being re-written. 3/16 chapter rewrites completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,308 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Lily Livid
...'But it wasn’t wiggling ears that made Lily terrifying.' The classic, torrential, LilyJames romance in five acts. Told through the wry wit of Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
No Need To Argue reviews
Jack speaks with eloquence. Anne speaks with violence. Gibbs speaks with a little persuasion. A tale about double crossing, double negatives, double takes and perhaps a little adventure along the way.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006
Heir To the Insanity reviews
..'I wasn’t ready to give it up, and Angelina’s nutty suggestion that I should look into the next Captain was absolute tosh. Why I still – er… was graduating this year…' The hardest part of letting go for Oliver is finding someone just as insane as he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Oliver W., Angelina J.
The Process of Restoration reviews
An amnesiac Cherry is living a life she thought was real, as a prostitute. But one day, one little boy radically turns her life upside down when he brings her home for dinner.DallyCherry R&R!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Cherry V., Dallas W.
You're So Tactless reviews
BellWood. DISCONTINUED. But still here if you're that desperate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Otherwise Known As A Good Fonging reviews
Wat muttered something about pain, and lots of it while Geoff snickered. He caught Will’s eyes and smirked devilishly. Will and Kate exchanged glances and rolled their eyes simultaneously. Roland chuckled. A Humor ficlet. R&R!
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Papers in the Wind reviews
Then, Luna's magazine, as well as a few homework papers, blew off the bleacher they were sitting on. As if nothing ever happened, Luna and Harry jerked apart. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
When Love Is Worth Missing Quidditch reviews
In the broom closet, flashbacks and admissions are worth missing Quidditch over...RLSB SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Green Stripes and Snitches reviews
Sadly, during the middle of that kiss, Remus woke with a start, cursing and blessing his recurring dream that had been haunting him for months now... RLSB SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Housewarming reviews
There he went again. He used my nickname this time. Now he was going to tease me for something I had said or done, or something I was doing now. Oh my! What could I possibly be doing? I'm not thinking straight! This can only end badly! RLSB SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete