Water Owl
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Joined 03-04-14, id: 5569415, Profile Updated: 09-18-14
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Name: Water Owl, duh! A long time ago this was a part of my e-mail and then a whole bunch of numbers no one could remember so I changed it! So when the time came to get my pen name I put Water Owl!!! Now being the not at all obsessed PJO die hard fangirl I am thinking 'Oh my gods, It's Percy and Annabeth!! Water Owl!'

Gender: I'm a fangirl. Do you need anymore help there?

Age: Well I'm still in school so around that time! So ya I'm not a creepy old stalker dude but you shall never know my real age!

How one could stalk me: Well, along time ago in a galaxy far away Eros made the sky and the earth fall in love. Then they had children and their children had children and then Zeus was there and then Athena (Hi Mom!) and then there was the whole thing with Prometheus and the fire and they clay people. Then there were a bunch of wars and fun stuff and now here I am! So to answer the question I live on Gaia, who only might take over the world in Blood of Olympus!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book(or take pictures, 'cause I'm a yearbook nerd!).

I'm that girl who likes books more than boys and I'm planning on taking either Harry, Percy, or Leo to prom.

I'm that girl who falls down the stairs reading a book or stops in the middle of the street reading the everyone on the yells at her to get out of the freaking middle of the road..

If you don't like those wonderful people who read all the time, why are you here? Come to think of it, why would you be on fanfiction then?

-Water Owl

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The link above is a wonderful countdown to Blood of Olympus! Look at it I say, look at it!

My name is Cerise (My name is not! This is a copy and paste thingy!), and I'm 14 years old. People say I'm shy. I say I'm thoughtful.

People say I'm weird. I say I'm special. People say I'm dorky. I say, "Why aren't you?"

People say I'm nerdy. I say, "I already know that." People say I'm geeky. I say, "Thanks for that great compliment!"

People say I'm crazy. I say, "I know, ain't it grand?" People say I'm freaky. I say, "What are you, then?"

I'm Cerise, and I'm 14 years old. And I hope you stay strong and don't listen to the haters.

You know you're a geek/nerd/dork when:

You use really long words You have a unique fashion sense You tend to fan boy/girl out You know facts about anything, including the fandom you follow You're not part of the Cool Cliques You will never be consider one of the Populars You appreciate who you are and what you are You don't care what the Populars say or think of you You are reading this and agree with this You will copy and paste this onto your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book(or take pictures, 'cause I'm a yearbook nerd!).

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.(Hi certain people I won't name here!)

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend/boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year (Please, ever! Well once as a joke but we don't need to go into that!).

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who hates and isn't obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, WanderingShadowlight, No1butjoe, Nicole Roza Ozera, And Pidgons Fly35, EnglandPoland, Rosie Luvs Choccie,PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Water Owl

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever fell down the sitars well reading a book copy and paste into your profile

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso .

5. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

6. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with The Prophecy."

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify that your drive-through order Is "To Go."

9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

10. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

11. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives. They're loose!!"

12. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

13. And the Final Way to keep a Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, azuashihiko, AngelAndAnime, TheLighteningTheifRocks, HAWTgeek, percyxannabeth18770, 78meg9, no-percabeth-is-no-life, mkc120, The Goddess of Myths, ShimmeringDaisyFace, PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, Water Owl

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.

The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it

The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care

The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.

The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them

The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are.

I'm That Girl: who passes all her classes. (Please, my lowest grade was an -A! I hate you tech!)

I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date. (I call Percy!)

I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand. (Um, only about 3 times a day)

I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with. (Ya, well, I'm only a TOTAL FANGIRL!)

I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family(Yes, but only the real friends!)

I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could. (I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts letter!)

I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it

I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say. (Well, not all black, more fandom shirts and all that jazz!)

I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up. (Oh, hey, I've done that before!)

I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.(What's this reality you speak of?)

I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.(Duh! Why would I be here if I didn't)

I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction. (We need to say it twice!)

I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl. (Hey, I don't want to be that stupid popular girl!)

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I swear to officer, I'm not god mr.drunk!

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

Crazy and proud:

Have you seen my sanity? I'm afraid I've lost it! Jk! I never had any!

There are times I question your sanity. You can't. Why? I don't have any!

I think you might have crossed the line between Genius and Insane. Please! I never crossed it! I was born on this side!

You just crossed the line! Oh please! I just went around it! You know it isn't very big.

I think you have lost your sanity. WHAT SANITY?

You are a crazy person! No! I'm YOUR crazy person!

Are you sane? What is sane?As far as I know there is Crazy and Crazier!

Do you know the differences between you and me? Of course! You are boring, your life is pointless and unexciting. You have no imagination and you never think outside the box or take risks! I am interesting. My life is full of joy and laughter. I have an imagination, always think outside the box, and always take risks! No. I am sane and you are not. MY POINT EXACTLY!!!!

Question: Do you know who I am?
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

You: OMG did you just fall?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face!

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Tell me ... is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

You sound better with your mouth closed.

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.

I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

Copy/paste this in your profile if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horrible to Percabeth!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't

You Know Your Obsessed With Percy Jackson If..

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also she's a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.

You didn't go look at page 203 in BotL because you have it memorized

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.

You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.

You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon

Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO.

You did a happy dance when TLH came out.

You are on FanFic trying to quench your thirst for PJO until BoO comes out in fall.

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.PERCABETH RULES ABOVE ALL ELSE. THEY SHOULD BECOME THE KING AND QUEEN OF OLYMPUS AND CAST HERA AND ZEUS INTO TARTUARUS!!!! Don't strike me down lord zeus and queen hera *gulps*)

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.

You're in love with a fictional character.

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

You have links to every great PJO site.

You add things to the list every day.

You know what you would do if you were Percy.

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.

You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!)

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.

You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)

You call up the Camp Half Blood number.

You want to learn Latin.

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.

You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.

Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.

You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book.

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You name your pet fish Clovis

You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).

You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.

You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.

You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".

You try to talk to horses.

You try to summon the dead.

You try to summon lightning.

You try to breathe underwater. (which did not end well...)

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.

You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.

Your screensaver is a blue Greek delta

You are trying to learn Greek

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief
22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian
23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books
24. There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it - Titan's curse

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: KNOW that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest to save her goddess knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died of the greatest heroes

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Everyone else who died in the Titan War or saving someone else because they knew it was right.

May they rest in the the Field of Elysium.

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
*You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You have multiple exes.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

1/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood
You never get seasick
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

0/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
*You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
*You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
*You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
*You feel most active at night.

4/10 Well of all the BIG THREE I am most like a child od Hades! Is that a goode thing??

DEMETER

You own a garden.
*You like the great outdoors.
*You have a green thumb.
*You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
*You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
*You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
*You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

6/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
*You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10

Athena

*You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
*You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
*Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
*You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
*You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
*You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
*You think it would be better if you were the President.
*You have a huge shelf of books at home.
*You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

9/10 OH YA!!!! I LOVE ATHENA!!!!!

APOLLO

*You’re very creative and artistic.
*You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
*You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

*You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
*Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals (Tiger, lepoards)
*You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
*Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

4/10 I’ve considered joining the Hunt before but now maybe I’ll reconsider

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
*You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. (Does this happen to anyone??? If it does seriously PM me!!)
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good. (Ya right!)
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 Thank you!!!! It would be awful to be child of Aphrodite um, no offense anyone!!

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
*You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
*You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
*You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

3/10


DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10 Yes!!!!

HECATE

*Being called 'crazy' is a compliment
*You like magic
*You like Harry Potter
You're bold
*You hate when people think you're the bad guy
*You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy
*You couldn't care less about fashion
Teddy bears are lethal in your hands
You like being different from everybody else
You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous

6/10 Well, before I took this I knew I was a child of Athena(From thousands of other quizzes and I’ve always thought she was the best)!!!! But if I’m not I would think I’m a child of Hecate!!!!!

When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

HP fan: Accio umbrella!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

HP fan: Merlin’s pants!

The Pledge to PJO

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go

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I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,232 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Three Times by morbidbookworm reviews
Three times Will Solace let Nico di Angelo get away and the first time he didn't. And what came from that. Three times for Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,679 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
A 'Goode' Surprise by Teenaged Author reviews
Yes, I know, it's another Annabeth Goes to Goode story, and they're going to assure you it's different from the rest. Well, I'm just saying mine is most likely better written and all characters are still demigods! If any are OOC please notify me immediately I do not like it when characters are OOC. It bugs me! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,471 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
100 by Geek Without Glasses reviews
A collection of one hundred drabbles, each approximately one hundred words long. Be prepared for laughs, tears, and everything in between.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 93 - Words: 14,277 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014
Percy Jackson's Little Sister by xXBlazingBlueXx reviews
Hi! My name is Mirra Blofis. When I was four, I got in a car crash and was put in a coma for three years. When I woke , I found out my daddy, Paul Blofis,moved to New York and got married to my mommy, Sally. Since my birth mommy died in the car crash, Sally's the only mommy I've really known. So now I'm living a normal life with my parents and big brother. Or I thought so...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,595 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Percy J., Sally J., Paul B. - Complete
What Life Brings by daughterofposeidonhere reviews
Percy is the school's most popular guy; Annabeth is the new girl. New beginnings, friendships, falling in love, getting hurt, reaching your dreams. What will happen with these two on their journey through their Junior year? Please read and review. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,484 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Rosie Goldenshimmer the stupid Mary Sue by MyWordsAreMyInsanity reviews
This is a really random story that I did at like two in the morning about a perfect Mary sue. Edits and comments done by my friend Claire. Yup.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Annabeth C., Chiron, Percy J.
Summer Love by Blondie B. Happy reviews
Annabeth is convinced that life will never be like a happy song, so she tries to keep it real. She decides to spend some time with her dad over the summer in Naples. She'll be working at the Waldorf Astoria Resort there for three months. It just so happens that a certain Percy Jackson is the lifeguard. Annabeth may not believe in love stories, but will he change that for her? AU/AH
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,590 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Somewhere Only We Know by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
The rings are what people live by. They tell you who to love. Who you belong with. And people never question. OR Annabeth wants a choice. And Percy might be the one. Soulmate AU. Two-shot. *Percabeth*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C., Piper M.
Hidden in the Shadows by bordeaux cookies reviews
Annabeth Chase is a no one, spending her time studying, hiding from others, and burying herself deep into her past. To top it all off, this anti-social loner has the biggest crush on Percy Jackson—the most popular guy in school. Travel through the pain of high school with Annabeth as she watches her beloved one, hidden in the shadows. Percabeth ;)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,085 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Girl with the Fishtail Braid by bordeaux cookies reviews
It was a fishtail braid. That was the name of the braid the girl was wearing. Ever since he first saw her, he couldn't take his mind off of her. He was engrossed with her – she was all he thought about for the past twenty four hours. And he couldn't figure out the reason behind his strange fascination. [For peanut-butter-mouse]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Letter Boy by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
'Dear Annabeth... I can assure you I'm not some weird stalker or anything... You looked so beautiful it hurt to breathe... I didn't want to give you just one kiss, so I gave you fifty instead... You're cute when you blush... Happy Valentine's Day... I love you... From, Your Secret Admirer' OR Annabeth receives roses and letters from a mysterious boy. AU. Oneshot. *Percabeth*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 209 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
An Unforgettable Summer by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
Annabeth Chase goes on a summer vacation with her family & friends on a beautiful island off of the Miami coast. Little does she know that she'll meet Percy Jackson; one of the gorgeous islanders. Will this be a summer that both of them will want to remember forever? Or will they just do everything in their power to try to forget? PJO & HOO characters, Percabeth, Thalico, & Jasper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,900 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
We're off to see the (Hogwarts) Wizard by Sassy Percabeth reviews
Set right before the Giant War (against Gaea). Seems like the worst time for a quest: right before a war!, but the 7 Nico and Thalia are sent to Hogwarts to bring back some more demigods because, according to Chiron's old friend Professor Albus Dumbledore, there are quite a few in Hogwarts. But, The Golden Trio are starting to get suspicious... COVER ART BY RL-DUMP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Percy J., Thalia G.
I Never Would Have Thought by percyjacksonfangirl14 reviews
Annabeth's real mom is dead so she doesn't go to school for a few weeks. She's usually ignored, but when she arrives back at school, there's a new kid, Percy Jackson. Tryings to fit in, he bullies Annabeth along with the other students. Next year they go to Goode High School, and things start to change. Will this bullying go on in Annabeth's life forever, or will it be stopped?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013
High School For Annabeth Chase by flipwriting reviews
Annabeth surprises her boyfriend by transferring to Goode without him knowing.But what will happen when she finds out Percy is considered the hottest guy to walk school grounds and that a lot of girls were after him?Will Annabeth give up or fight for him?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,216 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
5 Waysto Distract Annabeth Chase from her homework by HecateA reviews
A useful guide by Percy Jackson. Sorry for the lack of space in the title, the title was too long .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Band Geeks and Football Stars by dnapolymerase314 reviews
When Percy, star quarterback collides with Annabeth, band geek. Who will come out on top?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Jackson's Chase by Agent Astro Zombie reviews
It all started with a bet. Percy Jackson a junior in high school, and the school's number 1 hottest playboy always gets the girl he wants. However when a new girl moves into town he was determine to get her despise how much she hates him
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 133,109 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
First Kiss Or So We Think by flipwriting reviews
Jason, Piper and Leo were bored. So The Stolls gave them something to do. And that's watch a video of Percy and Annabeth's first and underwater kiss after the war, taken by the Stolls and pretty much the whole camp. But DONT TELL ANNABETH AND PERCY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Ten Reasons by bloomingauthor7 reviews
Valentine's Day special. Extra fluffy Percabeth future fic... please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
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The Blood of Octavian reviews
Join the seven, their loyal friends, and some new found allies as they team up to fight the biggest threat yet. A threat so large, it has the capability to wipe out the entire teddy-bear race! Can they stop him in time? Find out in the fandom's newest book, 'The Blood of Octavian' *Dramatic Music* They story may change over time! Co-authored with Silverwing321!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2014
Percy Jackson Song Parodies reviews
Leo sings his own amazing spoof of Let It Go! Percy sings Payphone! Piper writes her own version of Call Me Maybe! I own nothing! The characters are property of The Great Rick Riordan and the original songs are from various artists!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,649 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Leo V.
Young Percabeth reviews
Annabeth and Percy met at the beach as six year olds! What will the two make of each other?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Sally J., Frederick C.