Utsukushi-Mayonakahide bio
Profile: Call me: Jei In a nutshell: lazy, apathetic, moody. Likes: Few things Here to: pacify my guilty pleasure to feed my need to read..? Current (Apr08) fandom interest: Death Note yes, i only like the Wammy boys. Light/Raito.. is Kira and Kira is evil for he has killed L and will 'remove all obstacles' in his path to 'better the world'. ... yes, i'm back. if you know what i'm talking about, you have been stalking me. -_-' which would be freaky. |
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Resurrection and Recall by AkNari reviews
"This was supposed to be a simple job." The Vampire Hunter finds himself taking on more than he bargained for with his latest bounty. Between plots to turn everything on its head and a clueless girl who can't keep her wits about her, he has his work cut out for him. With any luck, he'll be able to keep her alive long enough to help her discover who she is.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 208,220 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 12/22/2005
When the Saints Come Marching In by Hybrid-Demon reviews
When Near meets L for the first time, he's confused about the feeling the older man sparks. What could it be? And what will become of them in the end? LxNear. Spoilers for Near's real name. RESTARTS ON CHAPTER 17. BEING REWRITTEN. Rated M later maybe?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,842 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2006 - L, Near
A Monster Unloved by Rivvil reviews
They say, even damned men can be forgiven, and loved. But what if that man was actually half Vampire and half Human? What if a man was a Dhampir? CH 4 Up
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/17/2006
The Other Card by reraimu reviews
Mello wants Matt to give him a Valentine's Card, but Matt just finds the whole Valentines thing to be pointless. So when he hand-makes Mello a card, he discovers that there's also a another card, not for Matt, but for Near. ONE SHOT.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Amoeba by Mail Jeevus reviews
Mello's moods were so...fickle. Matt's mind was joking with him that living with Mello was dangerous, like rooming with Kira himself. MelloxMatt; COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,978 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Happy Ending by DK2005 reviews
Mello & Neiar's secret meetings, promises and "happy endings". Sequel to Predator.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Reset by AEonVicious reviews
Five years after the events of Death note the infamous books have surfaced once again. With Near at the head of this new investigation he brings in an unlikely helper - L!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - L, Near - Complete
Pen Pals by welpderp reviews
There is a new assignment at Wammy’s, and every child is supposed to participate. The assignment involves secret pen pals, and it seems like L is out to annoy the two top students at Wammy’s House…
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Mello, Near
Saviour by Doc Scratch reviews
I'm looking... at you now." Near muttered. "It's alright, I... don't mind. I... always knew... you'd be the one... to kill me." Implied Mello/Near, Spoilers up to the end.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
The thing called life by ToNightIamgone reviews
Mello is a prostitute, Near is lonely and L is dying. They all meet a cold night in London. AU.MelloxNear,minor yaoi.Character death.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Contagious by SleepyCantWrite reviews
Just an idea I had to write. Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Separation by Doc Scratch reviews
Good Idea: Teaching Mello to control his temper. Bad Idea: Sending him away from Near to do it. MelloxNear! Now has a sequel!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Pine by Mello McQueen reviews
Matt has a hard time understanding Near sometimes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Fun With Akatsuki by Teslyn reviews
Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Itachi U.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Photograph by Doc Scratch reviews
He didn't forget about it. One-shot. MelloxNear implied slash
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Born of Boredom by Charlie Yubari reviews
Near walks slowly, intently, like he resents the activity extremely but is determined to see it through." Matt is not keen on a special day out for the Top Ten. Neither, it turns out, is Near. Wammy's House fic.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
The Switch by EllieF reviews
Mello wakes up in Near's body, and vice versa. Rating is mostly for everyone's potty mouths and partly for mild yaoi. There's a dash of Harry Potter in here, though no HP characters. It turned out a lot less utterly cracky than I expected.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Great White by The Fox Half reviews
Nine-year-old Mello knew quite well what he liked and didn’t like. Near wasn’t someone he liked. Near drove him crazy, gave him violent impulses, made him want to hit things, yell, insult- but Mello never knew one of those impulses was to kiss Near. Shota
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Mello, Near
Darts by Doc Scratch reviews
Lets play a game. MelloxNear One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Plural by Her Sweetness reviews
A grammar lesson takes place and Mello is found to be a sore loser. OS.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
St Valentine's Day by Doc Scratch reviews
Secret Admirers, confusing crushes, mushy cards, rivalry, and a whole lot of candy. Oh boy. This could get messy. MelloxNear Onesided MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Near likes L by artemisgirl reviews
It's simple: Near likes L. But the quest for Near to reach L's heart isn't nearly so simple at all. LxNear with slight MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - L, Near - Complete
Salt in the Wound by vaudevillain king reviews
They have a pattern, like dominoes across the floor tracing back to the dry dirt of a grave. [Mello x Near, lime, oneshot.]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Real Art by Helike reviews
Deidara, Tobi and REAL art. Or rather Deidara, REAL art and Tobi doing his best in order to get killed by his teammate. Well... Our hottempered, blondhaired Akatsuki member has a kind of artist block. Will he manage to overcome it? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Rain by SterlynSilverRose reviews
This is a series of oneshots. Rain is the first and it's Kanda x Allen and well..The others you will have to wait and see.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007
Stripes by TIBryant reviews
Mello was black, Near was white. And Matt was the stripes inbetween. MattxNear Seriously. MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Cheesy pick up lines by TIBryant reviews
For the life of me, I never thought hitting on Near with cheesy pick up lines that never work would have such an effect. Matt x Near oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Hold 'Em by chibi.daydreamer reviews
Kanda was screwed... He would have never thought that a simple challenge would lead to him sitting on the floor of a rented room with nothing but a pair of boxers on.... KandaxAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
Why do I know you? by Internet Luv Masheen reviews
Massive Naruto lulz. Don't bother.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Plastic Ponies by D.C.1 reviews
It all began with a harmless joke on an unsuspecting chunin. Nothing bad was supposed to happen, really, and Kakashi was supposed to go scotfree. Instead, he got saddled with the finished problem: One supercute Iruka chibi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,673 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sniper by MLPhoenix reviews
My first Weiß Kreuz story! A sniper collides with Weiß only to work with them!
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004
Random Christmas by PockyAddict reviews
Very late Christmas fic. Warning: Contains utter randomness, singing assassins and SMILING AYA?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004
Feral by J-Rocker Girl reviews
The WK boys get an add-on to the team. Will they be an adnavtage or just a nuiscance?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2004
