I write because that's what I love to do. I'll write to most anything I want to, be it SAO, Pokémon, Percy Jackson, Fairy Tail or whatever else is catching my attention at the moment.

I'm open to suggestions on my stories. So feel free to PM me with ideas, or post them in the reviews. Though I'm very picky about it.

I'm also an aspiring author (shocker, I know) so constructive criticism is appreciated. If not, just tell me how wonderful I am, I'll write more, and we can move on.

100% of the people in the world are crazy. I'm the only sane one warning you people that the end is coming.

So, I've seen a bunch of profiles with the whole anti-stereotype thing, so I just wanted to clear a few things up. Stereotypes are just funny, and half of the people treat them as such. I don't take 'em seriously, and neither should you. I mean, come on, if someone actually believes an obviously stupid stereotype, (such as all black people carry guns and act like gangsters) those aren't the people you want to be around. Anyhoo, I figured that I'd just go ahead and say it, though I don't know how many of you actually read profile pages.

Anyways, just thought I'd go ahead and clear up a few stereotypes. (WARNING: IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SATIRE, JUST...I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS SATIRICAL. I GAVE YOU FAIR WARNING.)

I'm Conservative, so I MUST own a gun, and hate everyone who disagrees with the 2nd amendment.

Yes, this is true. In fact, I would go so far as to say that we should all drive guns. Give me a Tank, give little Jimmy a howitzer, and we'll all ride to school together in style. That would be FUN. If you don't think so, there is something WRONG WITH YOU. I mean, come on. You're driving a TANK. That's 68 tons of steel AWESOMENESS. You can run over WHATEVER YOU WANT. (Seriously, man. Driving a tank is on my bucket list) If you don't agree with me, I will choose to run over your house first with my 68 tons of steel amazingness.

You're a girl, so you MUST be crazy.

Uh...no, girl's aren't crazy...hahaha...haha...ha...um...Yes. Yes, girls are insane. Guys are idiots though, so it all evens out.

This is a song that I always listen to whenever I'm feeling down, in a good mood, or when I feel like starting the day off right. It never fails to put me in a good mood. For reference, it is Mr. Blue Sky by ELO (Electric Light Orchestra).

Sun is shinin' in the sky

There ain't a cloud in sight

It's stopped rainin', everybody's in a play

And don't you know, it's a beautiful new day, hey

Runnin' down the Avenue

See how the sun shines brightly

In the city on the streets where once was pity

Mr. Blue Sky is living here today, hey

Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why

You had to hide away for so long

Where did we go wrong?

Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why

You had to hide away for so long

Where did we go wrong?

Hey, you with the pretty face

Welcome to the human race

A celebration Mr. Blue Sky's up there waitin'

And today is the day we've waited for

Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why

You had to hide away for so long

Where did we go wrong?

Hey there Mr. Blue, we're so pleased to be with you

Look around see what you do

Everybody smiles at you

Hey there Mr. Blue, we're so pleased to be with you

Look around see what you do

Everyone is positive

Mr. Blue you did it right

But soon comes Mr. Night

Creepin' over, now his hand is on your shoulder

Never mind, I'll remember you this, I'll remember you this way

Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why

You had to hide away for so long

Where did we go wrong?

Hey there Mr. Blue, we're so pleased to be with you

Look around see what you do

Everybody smiles at you

About yours truly:

I am amazing. I like to think I am a philosopher. That's...that's about all you need to know. And about all I'm going to put on here at the moment.

I've also got a fiction press account, named lightningwarrior21, though I only have two things on there. Check it out if you want. I don't update it nearly as often as this one.

Favorite Authors:

Actually, it's probably Kurt Vonnegut. The guy's freaking insane and his books are off the wall, but that's what I like about them. I mean, in his book Breakfast of Champions, he literally enters his own book about halfway through. How awesome is that?! Plus, he's a black humorist and his books always carry a warning for humanity to watch what we're doing. Humor, insanity, and a deep meaning. What's not to like?

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I'M NOT DEAD ANYMORE!