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Joined 02-05-14, id: 5507537, Profile Updated: 12-22-17
Author has written 9 stories for Thor, Avengers, Sherlock, Frozen, Hunger Games, and Doctor Who.

Greetings! All stories published here are a product of my boredom. My main project is The Everyday Misadventures of Earth's Mightiest Heroes. I really enjoy writing, but I know I'm not the best. You will not find any cursing or boy/boy, girl/girl pairings in my stories.

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Loki's Pranks by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
THIS STORY IS DISCONTINUED AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS. IT IS NOT BEING UPDATED. I mistakingly did something that bumped up the "Updated" date. It was an accident, which unfortunately I can't undo. (This story was actually the first fic I ever wrote, and it really embarrasses me now... But I know a lot of people like it, so I'm not going to delete it, even though I kind of want to).
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 150 - Words: 207,773 - Reviews: 3178 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Age of Ultron: If She Should Be Worthy by Black' Victor Cachat reviews
During AoU, Thor discovered someone worthy of wielding Mjolnir. Years later, with his dying breath, King Thor All-Father made this person the heir to his power and throne. These are the stories of Lila Barton, daughter of Hawkeye, Queen of New Asgard.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Hawkeye/Clint B., Laura B.] Sif, Thor
The Price of Freedom by The First Adventuress reviews
War is hell. We lived it. We fought at the front of the Second World War. We survived the horror of Azzano. But evil has many heads, and HYDRA dragged us down. Hope is gone. Death stares us in the face. But one may change the tide of battle, and save the world. A Captain to whom every man, every life, is valuable and worth defending.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, J. Schmidt/Red Skull, OC - Complete
Changying and The Doctor by Splendiferous Whovian reviews
The Ponds are gone and the second Clara Oswald has died, and while the Doctor is chasing Silurian he just might have found a new companion. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2015
Magic and Mischief by geek-on-girl reviews
A collection of tales in which young Loki practices his (magic) tricks.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Thor, Loki, Frigga
Of Dwarves and Gods by geek-on-girl reviews
Loki sends Thor on a dangerous mission to the Dwarfish world. How will he respond to his brother's crisis?
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Complete
Unconditional by samhaincat reviews
Thor - Dark World. Takes place right after Thor takes Loki out of the dungeon.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Loki, Thor - Complete
When Doctors Collide by Alliprince reviews
What will happen when suddenly Doctors 9, 10 and 11 are forced to live together in the TARDIS with old and new companions? T to be safe. Characters that might appear: Rose Tyler, Mrs. Tyler, Martha Jones, Mrs. Jones, Captain Jack, Mickey, River song, and more! (Do not own the cover! WILL NOT UPDATE REGULARLY!)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,265 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 10/29/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Deliverance by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Loki falls. Thor catches and lets go. 'A blasted Sun sweeps withered stone, but Thor is warmer over me; his heartbeat echoes in the World Tree, above my bursting, blistered bones.' (Loki's death.) (A much belated birthday gift for CrackinAndProudOfIt.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Thor, Loki, Frigga, Odin
Far Too Little, Far Too Late by inactivatedaccount reviews
Odin decides that the best way to deal with Loki is to throw him into the dungeons without a trial. Three hundred years later, Thor is king and he decides that it's time for his little brother to come home. He is completely unprepared for the weak, broken creature, a mere shadow of his brother, that the guards lay at his feet. Warning: Major Angst.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Call Him Loki by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Loki used to have an identity crisis. But there will be a day when he but utters, "Say my name," and they will scream it at him. (Inspired by Tom's performance as Loki at Comic Con.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Loki - Complete
The Forsaken Prince-Loki by LadyoftheOperahouse reviews
A poem upon Loki's suffering
Crossover - Marvel & Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013
Control by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
"Thor seems to take a breath as the scepter's power percolates him, flowing up the veins of his neck and filling his eyes until they nearly brim over with blue." If Loki's scepter didn't just control 'lesser beings.' Inspired by the picture by ShadowsIllusionist on DeviantART. (Story takes place post-Avengers. Dark. Not romance.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Loki's Poem by The Phantom Of The Labyrinth reviews
A poem about Loki
Thor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Loki's Trrilogy by LokiLaLalLA reviews
Loki's life is a trilogy
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Loki - Complete
One of the Many Sides of Loki Laufeyson by LokiLaLalLA reviews
A simple poem, on Loki Laufeyson
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Loki - Complete
Each Time It Rains by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
"You stand and stare out the window, the raindrops falling as silver as his tongue could spin words. And you remembered the times you huddled close, when he would climb into your bed in the middle of the night because he was terrified, and he felt so cold." Thor's POV, of three instances we didn't get to see in the movies. Brotherly love.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Thirteen Ways of Looking at Loki by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
Parody of the poem "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird" by Wallace Stevens
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Pain of Loki Laufeyson by Paddehfeets reviews
One-shot. Loki's torture.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Loki - Complete
I'll Be There For You by BlackFox12 reviews
Five times Loki was there for Thor… and one time Thor was there for Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
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The Everyday Misadventures of Earth's Mightiest Heros reviews
What do The Avengers do when they aren't saving the world? This is a collection of short one-shots I'm writing just for fun! More updates to come! Follow and favorite so you don't miss out :D
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 28,980 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Clintastrophes reviews
Coffee. Clint dragged himself into the kitchen and took a sip of the hot beverage... and that was the last thing he remembered... Join Tony and Clint as they attempt to unravel Clint's sleepwalking mystery. And as Tony gets some long overdue revenge. *SEQUEL to my other fic, STARK FAILS* Follow and favorite so you don't miss out!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Hush, Little Baby reviews
One-shot: John and Mary are now proud parents of a little girl named Casey, but not everything is as perfect as it seems... WARNING - MAY BE SLIGHTLY TERRIFYING. I don't own the cover image, just found it on the internet
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 9/17/2014 - John W., Sherlock H., Mary M. - Complete
Fangirl on the TARDIS reviews
I stared at the blue box in front of me. The blue Police Box to be exact. No way this was actually happening. Rubbing my eyes, I expected it to disappear when I looked again, but this time a man in a bow-tie and suspenders stood in the door. "Hello." He smiled. "I'm the Doctor." Thus begins the adventures of the Time Lord and a Fangirl. More updates to come. (don't own cover)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 10/13/2015 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS, OC
STARK FAILS reviews
In order to get revenge on Tony, Clint Barton and Thor Odinson set out on a hilarious mission to obtain potential viral internet videos of Tony failing. And failing epically. *SPIN-OFF of my other fic, The Everyday Misadventures of Earth's Mightiest Heroes* (don't own the cover image) Completed! :D
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor, Pepper P. - Complete
Hydrated reviews
"Do you want to jump in puddles?" FROZEN PARODY. Follow the story of the water-logged queen of Arendelle and her sister that is obsessed with chocolate. I don't own the cover just found it on the internet. Please review! (Written in collab with Toothless the Adorable Dragon)
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Elsa, Anna, Kristoff B., Hans
Thread of Hope reviews
The 75th annual Hunger Games have begun. The threat of war hangs in the air. Katniss and her new allies are fighting for their lives and the districts are rebelling. But what happened to Cinna? (One-Shot) Rated T for brief violence. FEELS.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Cinna, Pres. Snow, Katniss E., Caesar F. - Complete
Poems on Loki reviews
A collection of poems about Loki Laufeyson.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Loki
Do it for Me reviews
One-shot: This takes place in Thor TDW while Loki is in prison. *prepare for mother/son feels*
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Loki, Frigga - Complete