The 2004 version of S.L.Haynes...

S.L. Haynes, author of infamous papers such as 'Yes, I did like my Summer', 'No, I do not believe in uniforms', and the triology of psychological thrillers, 'If we were all animals', 'If we all were men', and 'Things you probably shouldn't eat'. Having virtually no audience, I strive to change the face of Naruto fanfiction by writing half-decent stories that make you think 'why am I reading this?'

The 2007 version of S.L. Haynes...

S.L. Haynes...PERVERTED PERSON TO THE MAX. (LIKE, MORE THAN JIRAIYA-SAMA-PERVERTED! OH YEAH.)

Ultimate favorite pairings:

Sai X Naruto (Oh dear lord. This is such a sinfully delicious pairing...there are no words to express my love!!!)

Gaara X Naruto

Itachi X Naruto

Others: Everyone x Naruto

(Except the 3rd and 5th Hokages shudder and uh..that dog of Kakashi's. Animals are a no-no, INCLUDING AKAMARU! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? oh, sure he can look like Kiba but... -_-;;; Oh lord! The thoughts! EW!)

Status:

Feb. 2008

Sorry, but it seems no matter how much I try, I just can't write the rest of this story. Hopefully, I'll be able to finish it one day, but it's looking more and more grim.