Current Status: Currently scheming the next chapter of Crossing Paths...a particular RP that I have joined is gonna have me need it finished soon, with a possible follow-up story to follow up soon after depending on if I manage to get at least Jace to the end of it.

Things to Note About Me

1. Reviews are more appreciated than you may believe. Sometimes, a person's input may be the very thing that winds up getting me unstuck on any particular multi-chapter story, or even possibly inspire another part to a one-shot tale. So, feel free to speak what's on your mind, even go as far as what you think MIGHT happen. Who knows...it may just happen. :3
2. Things said in reviews on my stories are fair game for my use. If say something in a review, you're giving me permission to use anything that may be inspired from it.
3. Certain kinds of characters run higher-risks of being OOC than others. Normally, this happens with characters that normally act like 'bumbling idiots' on most occasions, for the primary reason that I just canNOT wrap my mind around such a mindset and that's NOT from lack of trying.
4. I can, and often will, miss things when writing up a story. I have a train of thought that can go in a million directions at once and see enough connections between these varying thoughts that I will often sometime miss the most-important connection. It's annoying, but I have to live with it. This also sometimes leaves me with a plot-hole I didn't realize I left hanging. IF this happens, feel free to PM me and I'll see about finding a viable way of correcting the plot hole without changing the story too much.
5. I do my best to bring with my stories something that hasn't been seen before. If I do decide to use an often-used mechanic in a tale, I will put a serious twist to it. So, expect the unexpected, folks.
6. The story lists I put up here are not only so that people can get an idea of what I'm scheming, they're also a personal aid in case I have a bad enough seizure that makes me forget what I'm doing entirely.
7. As much as this sucks big, I DO have seizures in my sleep. If you notice an odd delay in any story without word, don't be surprised if another has struck...
8. I know how to play multiple TCGs. Pokemon, M:TG and YuGiOh I've had the most experience with. I've dabbled with Harry Potter and Digimon once upon a time as well. I also play several online CCGs as well when I find them.
9. If you know what the old program NetMonster was and used to play the game, LEMME KNOW! I wanna know if there's still people out there that still remember that old game! I just CAN'T be the only one! ...too bad a virus destroyed the original source code...
10. I may scheme many stories at once, but unless the second thing's a one-shot I need out of my head, I focus mostly on one multi-chapter tale at a time. Some of the stories you see below may not come about into fruition for a good long while. I may work out possible scenes and scenarios for other tales to get them typed down and out of the way, but I focus on one story at a time.

The Challenge List

I sometimes have ideas for stories that I don't immediately have a way to play out. Here's some of my current ideas that I'm kicking around. If you wish to take a shot, feel free but PM me when you do. Just a note, I plan on doing a good number of these myself at some point as well.

1. Danny Phantom
Challenge 1: John Fenton Nightingale must appear as a main character. Either he's alive and in Amity Park from falling through a ghost portal or appearing as a ghost himself, that's up to you. This MUST happen after Infinite Realms, so John will recognize Danny's ghost form.
Challenge 2: Danny Phantom has been sighted in the Real World and needs help getting back home. Oddly enough, he's only been able to land on buildings that are 10 floors high or taller. Otherwise, he's stuck in the air, and hasn't be able to revert to human safely because of it. The only ones that have even a chance of seeing him are those that are fans of the show he's from.
Challenge 3: Danny finds out that a polygraph machine actually works rather-accurately on him as Phantom and has an idea that may help him finally clear his name. How on earth he winds up finding the polygraph machine that leads to this discovery is up to you.
Crossover Challenge 1: Pick a/n anime/book/cartoon/comic/game/play/movie/tv-show that does NOT have its own category. This would be best done with an old one of the above that has been lost to time or something. Your mission is to cross it over with Danny Phantom in a way that works, filling in the blanks needed for the parts of the crossover that are needed. You're essentially using DP to help breath new life back to the old.

2. Pokemon

Challenge 1: The many events that take place in the movies could have possibly set into play any number of events not portrayed on-screen. Write a story that contains the possible aftermath of any movie, either in the form of an OC that has their life changed by Ash and his companions or anything else. I personally have an idea linked to the movie "Lucario and the Mystery of Mew"...

Characters I can't use unless I absolutely HAVE to and why

From Danny Phantom...
1. Jack Fenton: The level of numbskull this character displays outside of protecting his family and his inventions oftentimes lands me in a stumped mindset. I should be able to, considering how...admittedly socially-awkward I am in real life, but...yikes.
2. Nicolai Technus: Folks, you have no idea how much it feels like a self-insert writing in this character. On , he is flagged as a "Cloudcukoolander", which describes a lot of possible traits for the social disorder Asperger's Disorder...WHICH I HAVE. I have pulled some of the more humanly-possible stunts this ghost has pulled, only minus the tech theme.
3. Desiree: This isn't as much of an "I can't use" as it is an "I won't use". Using Desiree in a DP story to make the main plot possible is just TOO EASY. It's more fun to find another way to get things done, though there are a few stunts that won't seem to come into reality any other way...

From Pokemon...

1. Brock: I'm sorry, but this boy's a classic pervert and reminds me just a little too much of my own boyfriend. Unless Toxicroak's somewhere in the tale with him, my use of Brock just isn't happening.
2. Arceus: Use of a god to get things done could be the LITERAL definition of godmodding, not too mention most gods are what I would call a 'legal Mary Sue', since it's expected that they'd be able to do anything without effort. This is emphasized even more with the fact that Arceus IS the Pokemon God of Creation. I normally avoid using Arceus, even if I use other Legendaries, but I do have a character that has just ticked the old goat off just one too many times...and is required in a planned tale...yeesh. When that series of scenes comes about, you folks among the DP community especially are gonna have serious nightmares.

Individual Tales and Statuses

These are tales that I either have planned or are working on, most-likely all at the same time.

1. I'm Not Lying
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Predicted Rating: K
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Danny Fenton/Phantom)
Summary: One of Danny's most-recent ghost fights has him wind up landing into a room in the local police department with a normal polygraph machine and finds out that it actually works for him as Phantom. He gets an idea that might help him finally clear his name, but we all know it's NEVER that easy. Post D-Stablized, no PP.
Status: Not started yet

2. Bring Him Back
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Predicted Rating: K
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Various)
Summary: He hasn't been able to touch the surface of the world he was forced into for several years. When one woman discovers she can move awareness between her home and his in her dreams after finding him, she tries to return the lost soul to the world that misses him. Post-PP, not the typical self-insertion fic.
Status: On pause until I figure out a better way to write this tale. This was primarily meant to be a way to work out some of the things floating around in my head. I do, however, promise not to make it too sucky a tale because of the self-insert bit. I KNOW I'm not perfect.

3. A Game of Chess
Fandom: Don't Starve/Danny Phantom
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Danny Fenton/Phantom)
Predicted Rating: M (Rated for extreme amounts of gore and cruelty that makes Vlad seem tame.)
Summary: Something strange happened when a portal opened up right in Danny's flight path, no one has a clue what happened. All anyone knew that saw the incident was that the Phantom that had fallen out of the sky had a vaguely-familiar set of blue eyes instead of his normal green ones. (Response to a draken14142 challenge.)
Status: Under scheming...title may change as well. I also decided to make this a standalone tale, since it doesn't seem to fit with the rest of The Strangers series.

4. Journey Through the Ninth World
Fandom: Magic the Gathering/Numenera
Predicted Rating: T OR M
Primary POV: First Person - Limited (Jace Beleren)
Summary: Jace Beleren is a young telepath on the run through the Ninth World, what the Earth as we know it has become over 1 billion years into the future. This is the story within his journal about the dangers and the wonders the future has to show for those alive in those far-distant times... (Numenera-based AU, rated due to one character that's been introduced.)
Status: The RP is rolling and the scribe is getting to work...keep in mind, even I've got no telling what the hell is gonna happen next, so I'm just as in the dark as you readers (which is an interesting place to be. o.O)

Series Sets, What's in Which and Statuses
I think in chains, so I already have multiple series under scheming that interweave with one another. Prepare for some shows and to learn about some things, folks.

Series Name: The Strangers
Primary Fandom: Danny Phantom

1. False Positive
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Danny Fenton/Phantom)
Rating: T (Rated for language from one character)
Summary: A new class is being taught at Casper High by a Ghost Hunter with a GIW-approved Ghost Companion. Danny finds the new class rather-informative, while Valerie has to resist the urge to shoot the spook in the class as well as the teacher. Starts just before Double-Cross My Heart and ends way past Phantom Planet. Inspired by an altered version of ghostanimal's Ghost 101 challenge.
Status: I have started on the 'Kindred Spirits' episode chain and I am scheming the rest of the stories while figuring out more of what I'm gonna have Kyani teach and the experiments I will have her and her students perform as well as figuring out the timeline I'm gonna have all the events between Double-Cross My Heart and Phantom Planet occur. Just a warning, the order of episodes you all might be familiar with may not match the order I have them listed on my computer when I downloaded the episodes. Honeyko, whomever you are, you have made the continuation of this tale, even when stuck offline, possible. If you folks have an experiment idea, LEMME KNOW. Hell, your idea might cover a part of ghostly information I might have overlooked myself.

2. Disaster's Herald
Fandom: Danny Phantom/Pokemon
Predicted Rating: T (Rated for the same reason as False Positive)
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Danny Fenton/Phantom)
Summary: A brightly-colored stranger from an alternate reality finds himself in an unfamiliar world. While Danny knows he isn't a ghost, the newcomer's unusual eyes still disturbs the young spirit. The fact that the newcomer can't look straight at Danny without a pounding headache doesn't help, either... Sequel to False Positive and Crossing Paths.
Status: On pause, I really screwed up the intro...

3. NetMonster
Fandom: Danny Phantom/NetMonster
Predicted Rating: K
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Tucker Foley / Danny Fenton/Phantom)
Summary: Any and all computer-based technology that requires being plugged in is being sent on the fritz for no apparent reason, causing massive amounts of panic depending on what was affected. Tucker finds himself in a position where he can be the hero instead of Danny when an odd message comes from one of his PDAs. Sequel to Disaster's Herald.
Status: Not started yet, scheming how to pull off crossing over Danny Phantom with a game that has sadly faded from time...hopefully, this Shadowrun RP I'm jumping into will give me an idea of how to get this tale started.

4. You Again?
Fandom: Wizard101/Danny Phantom/Pokemon
Predicted Rating: K
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Neos Rivetter / Danny Fenton/Phantom)
Summary: A series of portals randomly appear under the feet of Danny, Tucker, Sam and Jazz, with black vines grabbing Danny to make sure he goes through, landing in a colorful world full of magic and miracles. They run into the brightly-colored stranger in this world, but only Danny recognizes him...or remembers anything at all before arrival! Post Malistaire's saga/Phantom Planet, sequel to NetMonster and Let Me Stay.
Status: Currently under scheming. Wizard101 doesn't even have 'Tucker' available as a first name! o.o Danny, Sam and Jazz at least have full versions of their first names, but Tucker's left out in the cold here!
Note: If you see the names "Daniel Soulcatcher" (along with his Ghost Dragon named "Shadow"), "Samantha Darkblossom", "Jasmine Dreambringer" or "Richard Goldbreaker" in Wizard101, THAT IS ME. It's also me if you see either "Kieran Spiritshard" or "Michele Mistweaver". I have all six in my account and they are being leveled as I scheme.

5. Title: Not of the Fade
Fandom: Dragon Age/Danny Phantom
Predicted Rating: T
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Various)
Summary: A portal suddenly opened up in front of him, causing the young soul to fly straight into it before he was able to stop, crashing near the base of a ancient towering building that felt like it contained great power within its walls. Awakening to the sight of humans with power greater than his own as well as others whom seek to keep these people under lock and key, the people he left behind back home seek to try to get him back where he belongs. It's just a shame the people who found him believe him dangerous, considering his dual-natured existence... Post Phantom Planet, original Dragon Age storyline.
Status: Under scheming. Playing a bit of Dragon Age: Origins had me thinking about the beings of the Fade in that reality and how dear ol' Danny could possibly both be able to knock them out of a mage host as well as be mistaken as a mage that has become an abomination, due to being able to shift between his human and ghost forms at will.

Series Name: The Traveler
Primary Fandom: Pokemon

1. Of Blue Light
Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn/Pokemon
Predicted Rating: M (I include...questionable scenes that would be considered off-cutscene in this story.)
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Neos Rivetter (OC))
Summary: Pulled in hard through a portal after hearing a strange voice, a strange human finds himself in a unfamiliar place. Friendships are made, enemies are fought, and he wants to stay FAR away from one particular Ul'dan Guildmaster... Based off the game's storyline with necessary changes and tweaks to keep it from being too predictable.
Status: Summary's lacking for the moment because I'm trying not to give out TOO much that's added...it will change as I flesh the story out some more. This story was inspired after an event that happened in the RP part of 'To Speak in Whispers' that resembled way too much like the Echo of Final Fantasy XVI: A Realm Reborn and I...just ran like the wind with it. D&D-based RPs inspire some fun oddballness at times, I suggest participating in at least one such session.

2. To Speak in Whispers
Fandom: WarHammer 40k/Pokemon
Predicted Rating: M (WarHammer as a whole is...yikes.)
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Neos Rivetter (OC))
Summary: He found himself pulled into the ground by a strange portal, awakening in a realm far unlike his own world. Not knowing the reason he was there, he found himself being hunted after being mistaken as a 'Psyker'. The only thing keeping him sane as he tries to find a way back is a pair of kids he winds up adopting during his travels. Events past a certain point are based off an actual RP; sequel to Of Blue Light.
Status: Working on Chapter 2, not yet at the point of RP crossover. The RP itself has finally started yet, so I'm saving the transcripts of the important parts.

3. Title: Crossing Paths
Fandom: Magic the Gathering/Pokemon/WarHammer 40K
Predicted Rating: T OR M
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Jace Beleren / Neos Rivetter (OC))
Summary: Jace's time as the Living Guildpact takes a turn from the tiring to the interesting when a trio of newcomers emerge from the streets of Ravnica, one of them he thinks might actually be another Planeswalker. Hearing of certain instances being stirred up between the guilds, including reports of a shapeshifting creature doesn't help, either... Sequel to To Speak in Whispers.
Status: Getting back to rolling on this story and am scheming the next chapter. Depending on what happens in The Grand Crossover Roleplay: Pathway to Origin, there may wind up being an unplanned follow up to this tale. I'm gonna pull an Azorius stunt and get bracing for such possiblity anyway.

3a. Title: GCRP - Pathway to Origin
Fandom: Magic: The Gathering/Pokemon/NetMonster/Who knows what else
Predicted Rating: M (Severe violence warning. Kenpachi from the Bleach universe brutally murdered Sephiroth at one point in the RP, and that's putting it lightly.)
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Jace Beleren / Neos Rivetter (OC) / Chandra Nalaar (controlled by another person) / possibly Tesability Black (OC))
Summary: Distortions have been spreading throughout the Multiverses, each one summoned by an eternal being in hopes of finding a rather-unique Artifact. Jace Beleren is only one of many beings and objects taken away for this and his guardian tries his best to keep Ravnica whole in the process, but there's only one way to undo the damage realized by his absence... Sequel to Crossing Paths and NetMonster.
Status: The RP this is based off of is still rolling strong, and I'm trying to play the role of scribe to get it transcribed in a clear and understandable way. Wish me luck.

3b. Title: GCRP - When Worlds Collide
Fandom: Magic: The Gathering/Pokemon/possibly NetMonster/Who knows what else
Predicted Rating: T OR M (We'll see how this fares.)
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Jace Beleren / Neos Rivetter (OC) / possibly Tesability Black (OC))
Summary: (This RP's schemer isn't willing to give me a viable summary, so even I'm in the dark here.) Sequel to GCRP - Pathway to Origin.
Status: Won't be able to even think of starting anything for this until the associated RP starts.

4. Disaster's Herald
Fandom: Danny Phantom/Pokemon
Predicted Rating: T (Rated for the same reason as False Positive)
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Danny Fenton/Phantom)
Summary: A brightly-colored stranger from an alternate reality finds himself in an unfamiliar world. While Danny knows he isn't a ghost, the newcomer's unusual eyes still disturbs the young spirit. The fact that the newcomer can't look straight at Danny without a pounding headache doesn't help, either... Sequel to False Positive and Crossing Paths/GCRP.
Status: On pause, I really screwed up the intro...

5. Let Me Stay
Fandom: Pokemon
Predicted Rating: Between T and M
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Neos Rivetter)
Summary: Arceus is tired of him coming back to the realm, no matter how many times he's been flung elsewhere to other realms and realities. The god has tried to make it clear that he isn't welcomed here anymore, but now, it seems the point isn't getting through...
Status: Not under full scheming, yet.

6. You Again?
Fandom: Wizard101/Danny Phantom/Pokemon
Predicted Rating: K
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Neos Rivetter / Danny Fenton/Phantom)
Summary: A series of portals randomly appear under the feet of Danny, Tucker, Sam and Jazz, with black vines grabbing Danny to make sure he goes through, landing in a colorful world full of magic and miracles. They run into the brightly-colored stranger in this world, but only Danny recognizes him...or remembers anything at all before arrival! Post Malistaire's saga/Phantom Planet, sequel to NetMonster and Let Me Stay.
Status: Currently under scheming. Wizard101 doesn't even have 'Tucker' available as a first name! o.o Danny, Sam and Jazz at least have full versions of their first names, but Tucker's left out in the cold here!
Note: If you see the names "Daniel Soulcatcher" (along with his Ghost Dragon named "Shadow"), "Samantha Darkblossom", "Jasmine Dreambringer" or "Richard Goldbreaker" in Wizard101, THAT IS ME. It's also me if you see either "Kieran Spiritshard" or "Michele Mistweaver". I have all six in my account and they are being leveled as I scheme.

Series Name: Survival of the Luckiest
Primary Fandom: NetMonster

1. NetMonster
Fandom: Danny Phantom/NetMonster
Predicted Rating: K
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Tesability Black (OC))
Summary: Any and all computer-based technology that requires being plugged in is being sent on the fritz for no apparent reason, causing massive amounts of panic depending on what was affected. Tucker finds himself in a position where he can be the hero instead of Danny when an odd message comes from one of his unplugged PDAs. Sequel to Disaster's Herald.
Status: Not started yet, scheming how to pull off crossing over Danny Phantom with a game that has sadly faded from time...hopefully, this Shadowrun RP I'm jumping into will give me an idea of how to get this tale started.

1a. Title: GCRP - Pathway to Origin
Fandom: Magic: The Gathering/Pokemon/NetMonster/Who knows what else
Predicted Rating: M (Severe violence warning. Kenpachi from the Bleach universe brutally murders Sephiroth at one point in the RP, and that's putting it lightly.)
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Jace Beleren / Neos Rivetter (OC) / Chandra Nalaar (controlled by another person) / possibly Tesability Black (OC))
Summary: Distortions have been spreading throughout the Multiverses, each one summoned by an eternal being in hopes of finding a rather-unique Artifact. Jace Beleren is only one of many beings and objects taken away for this and his guardian tries his best to keep Ravnica whole in the process, but there's only one way to undo the damage realized by his absence... (Summary prone to change)
Status: The RP this is based off of is still rolling strong, and I'm trying to play the role of scribe to get it transcribed in a clear and understandable way. Wish me luck.

1b. Title: GCRP - When Worlds Collide
Fandom: Magic: The Gathering/Pokemon/possibly NetMonster/Who knows what else
Predicted Rating: T OR M (We'll see how this fares.)
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Jace Beleren / Neos Rivetter (OC) / possibly Tesability Black (OC))
Summary: This RP's schemer isn't willing to give me a viable summary, so even I'm in the dark here.
Status: Won't be able to even think of starting anything for this until the associated RP starts.

2. The Oldest AI
Fandom: Shadowrun/NetMonster
Predicted Rating: M (Rated for safety because I don't know what will happen in the RP)
Primary POV: Third Person - Limited (Tesability Black (OC))
Summary: Based off the events of an actual RP. An AI miraculously predating both Crashes is traveling through the world of Shadowrun when she meets up with a strange group, and isn't sure how things are gonna turn out in the long run... Sequel to NetMonster.
Status: RP has crashed, but it has given me enough to work with to write a viable Shadowrun story.

Headcannons

Danny Phantom:

1. Despite all the equipment that seems to target or affect Danny, I'm not quite sure he's even part-ghost. It's very possible he's actually a spectral-empowered human, instead. A LOT of heroes that wind up getting their powers from some sort of scientific fiasco don't wind up as part-something. Yes, they get a lot of the abilities and traits, yes, but they aren't hybrids.

2. In the case of Vlad, I think he did die after getting the Ecto-Acne. The acne just acted as a way to keep Vlad's soul bound to the body, creating a phenomenon similar to what Danny can do physically, but would also explain the great amount of difference between Vlad's human and ghost forms. In other words, this guy's pretty much a ghost that has a dedicated meat puppet.

More to be added soon...

Wizard101:

1. I've mentioned this in my story Remember Who You Are, but I believe that the Spiral has a form of protection known to a rare few as the Filter, which causes those coming into the Spiral, but are not native to it, to forget their old lives and names. This causes the newcomer to be completely different from what they used to be a lot of the time. The ones aware of this phenomena are often strange enough to be immune to this severe alteration of mind.

More to be added soon...

Pokemon:

1. In the case of the Pokemon Ditto (and possibly Mew), I think they were born with the ability to read DNA by just really looking at someone, turning their vision microscopic at will. BUT that could be just me.

More to be added soon...

Magic The Gathering:

1. I've actually got a few theories regarding Jace Beleren and the lines that appear on his face and possibly throughout the rest of his body. The way they are often drawn and sometimes made to glow when he uses certain abilities could possibly flag them as personal leylines, meaning that his connection to mana can never truly be broken. Suppressed, yes, but never shattered. Another is the possibility that they appeared soon after, if not immediately after, the first time he dipped into the Blind Eternities. I severely doubt he was born with them...

Extra things I thought to be interesting

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (The only spare weight I have is from my one pregnancy.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. (Weakness means nothing with a well-placed smack.)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Depends on your definition of 'bitch'.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (...seriously?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (JUST because I don't pretend to know what higher power exists does not mean I'm evil and moral-less.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Is it a crime for black to be my favorite color?)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (EXCUSE ME?!)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (Erm. :/ My significant other has to work hard to get me to get me to do the horizontal tango with him.)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (1/4th of one)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I prefer comfort, I don't give a damn about appearance oftentimes.)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (If this is the case, I'd rather be a homo.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (I know someone that's a forced vegetarian...and he's not like this.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (No, it's just a bitch to befriend other females.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (I DON'T want big boobs! I value my back!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Posing is something I don't do, fuck you.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (1/4th of one)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I probably hang out with the one gay that despises pink...)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (You don't need to be Polish to live with the sin of Avarice.)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (I don't need to smoke to get high, the second-hand's enough for me. The people smoking the stuff are my filters. ;) )
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (A female gamer that doesn't have to worry about flashing lights despite having epilepsy, because flashing lights don't do jack SHIT to me.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Other than the prego belly fat, NOPE.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (These people have never seen full-blooded Germans, and I'm 1/4th of one...)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (So I’ve been told, being Goth means to enjoy the darker aspects of life, accepting it as a part of the natural order and celebrating it. This doesn't mean that they condone what isn't part of that order, such as murder, though.)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Being a neurotypical is overrated.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Depends on one's definition of 'young'. I'm just over a quarter of a century/26 years of age.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Um...this one just might be true...)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (No, I just panic when around lots of unfamiliar people.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Humanity forgets that everyone is crazy, we just penalize the ones that don't benefit us with their internal madness.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (*whistles innocently*)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. (If it wasn't for Thoroughbred racing in California, I wouldn't even have been born, so...I also don't have a horse to begin with.)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Not as much an intentional crossdressing as is the case of I can look like a guy if I'm not careful!)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (...please. Don't even start.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Say that to the staff that smacks you in the face. I'm also stronger than I look.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I'll give you the arrogance, but the obese one will get you slapped.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (On SSI, but this is true...)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I just have a taste for the red liquid...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (It's just not for me, thank you.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Hm...I usually avoid just that. Even my self-inserts do a good job of avoiding the label.)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. (I personally know of a few Pagans that would take serious offense to this...)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. (There are Pagans whom worship a being known as the Horned God, whom Christians would often mistakenly match up with Satan, due to his appearance. So...while that may be a true statement, it's not in the way you think.)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (JUST because I don't pretend to know what the powers above are, assuming they do exist, doesn't mean I'm flat wrong.)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I at least seem to have this weird ability to negate a lot of supernatural abilities around me...)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE (that much), so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (*facehoof*)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (If I drink, it's sporadically, since I'm no longer allowed to drink...damned seizure meds...)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD. (There's more than one kind of nerd...I know of people that can't keep their grades up in school, but can outdo just about everyone in their class when quizzed. I'm one such nerd.)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (No, that's just how my mind works...)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. (I don't do the burst into tears part...)
I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.