Hello! Matt1251 here, and welcome to my profile! As you can probably tell by my stories, I'm more of a Mario person than anything else. Speaking of, I would enjoy if you read one of them! Thanks for visiting, and have a nice day!

A new poll is up! My choice would probably be to stand there for a few seconds, then just run up and hug him. You probably know who he is and how he'll react... (hint hint, my profile picture)

Not a day goes by without me thinking about my special someone. You know who you are. c: I love you.

I can read and review any of your stories! Shoot me a PM if you're interested!

Biographical Information:

First Name: Matthew

Age: 16

Occupation: 11th grade student

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Video Game (Series): Mario

Favorite Video Game (Individual): Tough one, but I have to say Mario Kart Wii. 8 is a close second.

Favorite TV Show: Survivor. It's the definitive reality show!

Favorite Book: Divergent (39 Clues is a close second)

Favorite Movie: Home Alone (Hilarious!)

Stories I'm thinking of doing:

Ninja Warrior: Gamer's Edition

A Mario/Pokemon crossover of Ninja Warrior.

Possibility: 4/10

And now, a 'Couples I Approve of' segment because everybody has one.

Couples I approve of in Mario, starting from the weakest:

Rosalina and Mario: I don't disapprove them, but I'm just not seeing it.

Mario and Peach: I like it, but it's more one-sided than anything else.

Luigi and Daisy: Yeah, this is better than Mario and Peach. Less one-sided, and more of a relationship between them instead of a 'damsel in distress' kind of thing.

Toad and Toadette: At the top, no doubt! In the games, they're much less than they should be. It's so cute! They're really made for each other!

And now an idea I stole from ObsidianFlutes.

Typing my pen name...

With my eyes closed: Matt1251 (What the... IMPOSSIBLE!)

Looking away from the keyboard and the computer: Matt1241 (Ohh... So close! I always look at the keyboard when I write, so...)

With my eyes closed and using only my left hand (I'm right handed): matt1251 (Boom! The only reason it's not perfect was because I couldn't press the shift key.)

With my glasses: Matt1251 (Easy, but I bet I looked pretty stupid while I was doing this.)

And now...

THE MARIO VIDEO GAME TEST!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

Number 1: Toad, of course!

Number 2: Mario

Number 3: Koopa Troopa

Number 4: Bowser (He's a good villain!)

Number 5: Boomerang Brother (I don't know why, I just like him)

Number 6: Toadette

Number 7: Fawful

Number 8: Morton Koopa

Number 9: Peach

Number 10: Bowser Junior

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"Oh, hey Toad. You want anything?"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Close the curtain, and yell, "Hey! Why in the name of a Mushroom did you think of doing that?"

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

He'll never learn...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I'll ask if he chopped it up with his boomers first.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Put some sunglasses on her. She looks cool like that. After all, she's facing the other way, looking at 1, of course.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Maybe it's a trick. He has a lot of those.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

The first thing I ask:

"Did you get into a fight with Wendy? Again?"

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Call Number 1, he'll whip her into shape. :D

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Of course he would! He's Bowser Junior, after all!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Try to hunt them down himself!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Call an ambulance, and wait for proper medical care.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A decorative Spiny Shell, which I politely accept.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Nothing. He'll probably wait and let it burn.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Give me one of his extra boomerangs, because he says I'll need it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

He takes me to a street corner.

"What are you thinking?"

"Don't you notice?" I say to him. "It's all a trick."

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

By rattling off puns, to which I say nothing about.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Gets a Toad banner and starts waving it around.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Slap me with his paintbrush.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's my favorite Mario character, of course! Maybe you should pay attention to my stories every once in a while!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

I don't think it's 'deeply hidden' at all.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

One, I would never date a Koopa. I'm just invited to dinner. And two, yes, I would get along with his parents. If he has any.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Let me think... NO!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

She appears to be one, but is really not. She just wants to make a statement.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Um... Ha! Gay!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

You won't. Wendy will just slap you silly whenever you come near her.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Hmm... Okay.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

I just watch, as 1 slaps him and kicks him in the stomach. Oh, the hilarity!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Planning for the domination of the Mushroom Kingdom, most likely.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

I think they already are!

Would 2 trust 5?

No, not at all.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

They start a poking contest. Father to son rivalry!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Combat skills. Let's see which one will outdo the other, shall we?

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

It depends.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

7 applies for a comedy show, while 9 applies for a hairdresser. Which brings us to...

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Okay, then. I don't mind.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Of course not! Sketching someone other than 1 would be ludicrous!

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Oh, I don't know. 10 always keeps changing the subject.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

No, no, no. It wasn't an accident at all.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Wait, 9 IS 2's girlfriend! Coincidence, much?

5 and 6 did a workout together?

5 would just look at 6, while she practices her kickboxing.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

"Oh, sorry, Toadette! I forgot to make you one!" I then give her an invitation as well.

7 won the lottery?

He already has enough money!

8 had quite a big secret?

Koopalings always have secrets!

9 became a singer?

She'd be a pretty good one, that's for sure.

10 got a daughter?

No. Just no.

What would 1 think of 2?

"He's a close friend!"

How would 3 greet 4?

Koopa: Hey, boss.

Bowser: Hey, Koopa. What brings you here? Something to ask me?

Koopa: No, nothing. It's just free time. Just tired with all the work. But I guess it'll help me, right?

Bowser: Yep! And then we'll take that ignorant red plumber down!

What would 4 envy about 5?

His throwing abilities.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

A kiss, of course, but that will never happen.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Well, the one thing is that they both have a sense of humor. Albeit, 7 has a way worse one.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If 8 brags about how he is a better villain.

Where would 8 meet 9?

In 8's castle, having a showdown.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he's cute!

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Hearing that 1, along with 6, just destroyed another villain.

Is 3 Gay?

Absolutely not.

1 asks 10 on a date.

Ten minutes later, 1 says he just trolled 10.

B.J.: Seriously?

Toad: Yep.

5 and 2 are caught making out.

Not happening. It just isn't. If they were, it's because they were forced to.

9 and 4 have a match to the death. Who wins?

Well, since Peach gets kidnapped all the time... Yeah.

7 is sick, and 8 has too take care of them. What transpires?

Morton: Taking care of a villain like a baby? Not happening, bro. Not happening.

6 is drunk... what do they do?

Toadette: Is this water or vodka that I'm holding?

Toad: You're kidding me, right?

Toadette: *carefully puts vodka down* I think I should stop.

2 and 4 are eating together. What is their conversation about?

They have no conversation. They just look at each other menacingly.

3 and 6 are arguing... about what?

Toadette: Look at you and your Koopa army, constantly trying to break us up! It's not happening, Koopa! Now go hide in your shell like all the others!

Koopa: Why, you little-

fighting ensues*

1 tells 6 to piss off. 6's reaction?

Toad: "Oh, shoot! Shoot, shoot, shoot! I can't believe I-" He sits in silence. "I was aiming that at someone else! I don't know what came over me!"

He walks away, cursing. Toadette just stands there for a second. Then she walks up and starts walking with him.

Toad: You should be walking the other way right now.

Toadette: You know... I don't really care.

Toad catches on. They walk together for a couple miles. After a while, Toadette takes his hand. They smile at each other, and walk away, completely oblivious to the accident.

2 hits on 8... well?

By 'hits on', he hits him.

5 and 10 are having a talk... care to elaborate?

Junior: You stupid minion! You could've got him right there!

Boomer: Well, sorry if my boomerangs miss every once in a while! No one's perfect, you know!

7 8 9. Sorry... couldn't help myself.

All: WHAT?

Peach: I don't even know what that is.

3 and 4 are caught making out in 10's bedroom. 10's reaction?

Junior: What the hell?

Bowser: Son, don't use that kind of-

Junior: Both of you, get back to work!

They all walk in different directions.

5 is taking a bath and 2 walks in

Mario: Mamma Mia! *runs out*

1 and 9 go on a walk on the beach as sunset

Me: So, she's a good princess, huh? Huh? *nudges Toad*

Toad: Yeah, she's kinda cute. Not as cute as Toadette, mind you.

Me: Yeah, I knew that already.

5 and 10 are found playing tennis together

Boomer: *misses a serve* You know I'm bad at this game!

Junior: Yeah, sure.

1 smacks 5 across the face

Toad: You... *whap* don't... *whap* come... *whap* near... *whap* her... *whap* ever! Do you hear me? I saw you! I saw you in her room!

Boomer: Okay, okay! I tried! But she was going to reject me, anyway, because her face was going like this. *imitates a scowl*

6 and 2 are saw holding hands

They're friends! They're supposed to be holding hands!

7 and 10 are picked to do the salsa

Fawful: You don't dance very well, do you?

Junior trips and falls on his face.

Fawful: I thought so. Your dance skills are as deadly as my mustard of doom... *turns and walks away*

1 embraces 6 sweetly. What transpires?

1 and 2 spend a lot of time together in a room

4 and 8 spend a night out on the town together

9 and 10 get married

2 asks 10 out for a cup of coffee

7 throws a blue turtle shell at 5 as soon as he/she is about to cross the finish line and 7 wins

8 and 9 start to spend a lot of time together

5 and 4 get into a fight

4 moves in with 9

4 and 7 meet up every week to watch a new episode of Dora

1 confesses his/her crush on 7

2's reaction that 6 made a game show and he/she isnt in it

3 goes on Biggest Loser what does 7 say

5 and 4 are caught in bed by 3

2 and 6 go out to eat and catch a movie

1 buys 8 concert tickets

8 TELLS 6 THAT HE/SHE IS GOING ON A VACATION

5 and 9 go to watch Desprate Housewives.

How do you feel right now?

puts on sunglasses* Need I say more?

The Toad test!

Toad

(x) You lead a group of people

(x) You work hard

(x) You have a sad story (kind of)

() You wear a hat with spots

(x) You wear two different jackets or vest depending (in cold weather, definitely)

() You have a high pitched voice

Score: 4 (Yay!)

Toadette

(x) You like music

() You have an instrument with a broken string

() You like pink

(x) you can be weird sometimes

(x) You have many music instruments

Score: 3 (Okay, then. I like music, especially the piano.)

Toadsworth

() You are old

() You guide someone around

() You have a cane

() everyone tries to get away from you

() You sleep when you have the chance

Score: 0 (Let's move on.)

Blue T.

(x) You are smart

() You tell the information in your group

() You think you are an expert

(x) You wear glasses

(x) You like blue

Score: 3 (Yeah, I'm kind of the nerdy type. Anyone have a problem?)

Yellow T.

() you love to sleep all the time

() You're too lazy to even move (Sometimes, but that doesn't count)

() You hide in a spot to sleep but someone always finds you

() Sleeping is your life

(x) you go back to sleep when you wake up (Happens all the time)

Score: 1

Banktoad

() You love to find things

() You wear green 'cause it looks like money

() You love to count

() you think People are going to steal your Coins Star bites items exc..

(x) You help find things (If there's a detail that someone doesn't notice, I'm the one that finds it)

Score: 1

Mailtoad

() You are purple

() you like to carry letters

() you carry a bag around to put letters in

() you keep letters for no good reason

() You go through dangers to get letters (That's what Mario does sometimes. But seriously, who does any of this?)

Score: 0

RESULT: Toad (I knew it!)

50 Stupid Things People Always Do! (Bold Those You've Done) (I'm doing 50 because 100 is too long)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or football with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (I have done it with a nerf gun, but never a real one.)

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (You have no idea how many times I've done that!)

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what it was that you were going to do

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you are a ToadxToadette fan, copy and paste this!

And now, a trailer I have made for the next Toad and Toadette's Epic Adventures book in the series! I hope this will make you guys anticipated!

They've been through murderous villains

“I now pronounce you graduates of the Mushroom Senior High School!”

Faced countless trials

“What is that?”

“Why is it raining? There isn’t even a cloud in the sky!”

And have built a relationship to last forever.

“No matter what happens, just know that I’ll be here.”

However, they didn’t know that there was one more test to pass.

“Everyone get inside!”

“Please line up in the hallway in an orderly fashion.”

Something monumental

“What… is that?”

Something destructive

“Everyone get down!”

Something out of their control.

“Ahh!”

“It’s a storm, guys! It’s a really big storm!”

“You don’t think we know that already? Just look at this!”

The Toads must pass their biggest hurdle yet

“I’ve just researched this monster…”

“This isn’t an ordinary storm.”

“This is bigger than any storm that’s ever been.”

And find the light

"It's splitting! There's three, four- They're everywhere!"

“We have to go! We have to get out of here!”

“No. If you want to get out of this alive, we stay here and wait it out.”

Inside the storm.

"We can't outrun it forever."

“It’s not gonna hold!”

“Take my hand!”

Toad and Toadette’s Epic Adventures: The Storm

"This can't... It can't be true..."

"It's true. I'm sorry."

"We can't... We can't help you now."

The rain will come

August 2015

There once were two people in the Mushroom Kingdom

By the names of Toad and Toadette.

They found each other and became close friends

In a day they'd never forget.

As the weeks passed, their friendship grew stronger;

They began to share feelings of bliss.

Affection was clear, and in time, in the grass,

They finally shared their first kiss.

But no one was safe, and the couple fought evil

On land, in the seas and the skies.

And in the end, they stood smiling at the altar

With sparkling rings as their prize.

And even if he takes his final breath,

Even if her life gives out,

They will love each other with all their hearts,

And no one can have any doubt.

Repost if you think Toad and Toadette will now and forever be a couple.

Well, that's it! Enjoy the stories! PEACE!