Hello, peoples of the interwebs! Since I am absent rekting face on Robocraft, I have made this profile for the express purpose of entertaining you people without being here. So read away and copy-paste what you like!

CURRENT STATUS: Inactive as heck because of TF2, Robocraft and YouTube.

Catch me on Scratch Programing!: The_Spaded_Blade

Catch me on ROBLOX!: XTheSpadedBladeX

Congrats, now you are able to stalk me on more than one site.

If you wanna contact me, this used to be the best site for it. Now that I'm hooked on Steam, probably Robocraft is the best way to talk to me. If ya wanna like platoon or somethin', my username is MedicalPrototype, spelled exactly. I could like overtier to help you level up or something.

Before you ask, a spade is a fancy word for a shovel. So I'm like a shovel sword. :P

Here's a little math problem for y'all to wrap your minds around:

(1 / 0) / (1 / 0)

Answer: 1

You're taking infinity times one and dividing it by infinity times one. That results in an answer of one.

And here's another one:

(5 / 0) / (1 / 0)

Answer: 5

Same principle but different. Infinity times five divided by infinity times one.

Quite a little gem of an equation.

Here's something I figured out after learning about gravity and mass and stuff: Time travel is impossible, and if it were, it'd be more like a universal nuke.

Here's how it works:

Matter can't be destroyed or created, only changed. To time travel would be to destroy matter in one period of time and create new matter in another period. Physics does not approve of that.

And even if you could, it'd annihilate the universe through paradox, because of a little thing called "gravity". Gravity isn't very strong on it's own, but it more than makes up for it in range. One atom on the edge of the universe would feel the gravity of a meteor on the other side, and it applies the other way around. So no matter where you time travel to, it'd affect how you, your ancestors and your descendants feel, causing the time machine to have never been created and thus creating a paradox, destroying all that exists.

So here's the moral of the story: Don't time travel.

I don't own Minecraft or Mojang. Don't sue me.

Nor do I own ValvE. Still don't sue me.

I don't consider myself a good writer. But I do know that I use FanFic too much because my arm has a scar from the edges of this, I dunno, macbook or something.

I play Skyrim waaay too much. How do I know this? I know because it stopped displaying XXXX KB on the save screen. Now it's 17 MB.

I haven't started playing TF2 since a few months ago, but it's already one of my favorite games. I don't have many hats, but I got a couple of crates and I got a Rancho Relaxo out of one. Best taunt ever, I tell ya. Oh, and I have a notably dangerous Vaccinator, too. I like that medigun. Heck, it's the thing that got me actually interested in PLAYING as medic. Anyway, this ain't a bio on TF2 for me, so I'll end it here.

Pace fuori, dumkopfs!

I've been called 'beast' once or twice. I've been called 'bawz' and 'boss' plenty of times. But not once have I been called a 'HoG' or a 'PIG'. That disappoints me.

I am stating it right here and now: I trust the police, but I will never, to the end of my days, trust the government. They try and fill people's heads with lies just to cover up the fact that we messed up on earth, and we messed up good. The police are good guys, I've seen accurate documentaries of them. And I bet that the NSA is reading this as I type it. So what're ya gonna do, agent? Delete my account and prove my point?

I've seen somewhere on someone's profile that "God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before the masterpiece." That is truly, TRULY offensive to me and plenty of other people out there. Not to say that guys are better than girls, but still. That is just plain rude.

Also, I see that a lot of the copy-paste stuff is targeted towards girls being better and dissing guys. Why does everyone assume that everyone on fanfic is female?!

Best non-harmful troll in Minecraft.

Requirements: 1 overpowered sword, 1 anvil, Enough EXP levels to rename said overpowered sword, and 1-9001 idiot noobs.

1) Take overpowered sword to anvil.

2) Right-click on anvil.

3) Select and apply 1 of the following:

1. Rename overpowered sword "Potion of Healing".

2. Rename overpowered sword "Golden Apple".

3. Rename overpowered sword "their bare hands.", including period.

4) Murder idiot noobs using overpowered sword.

5) Laugh at an exaggeratedly loud volume as it the chat box displays "IdiotNoob was slain by TrollFace using their bare hands."

Note: Idiot noobs may be replaced with more experienced players, but for best results, we advise using idiot noobs. As well, we recommend using one of the names included in this guide for step 3, although you may use names such as "your mom." or "Ink Sacs".

Brought to you by TSB Gaming Industries.

ANYWHO, ONTO THE 'COPY-PASTE' THINGY!

If you are a guy but the furthest thing from Prince Charming, copy-paste this onto your profile.

If you know what an RS NOR latch is in minecraft, copy-paste this into your profile.

If you are so stupid that you don't know how to put mods into minecraft, copy-paste this into your profile.

If you wonder who the idiot was who invented the 'copy-paste' thing, copy-paste this into your profile!

If you like to use bold italics, copy-paste this into your profile.

IF U LIEK 2 SPEL RONG CPY-PAST TIS N2 UR PROFL

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy-paste this onto your profile.

If you are one of those people who write really long profiles, copy-paste this into your profile to make it even longer!

If you are such a loser that you make your own copy-paste things, copy-paste this into your profile and add your pen name to the list:

The Spaded Blade,

If you dont use puntuation copy paste this into your profile (Not that I don't use it.)

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

94% of teenagers would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. Repost this if you're one of the 6% that would be eating pop corn wearing 3D glasses screaming "Do a back flip!"

Copy-paste this onto your pofile if you cracked the screen of a computer/laptop/TV just because you lost some very valuable loot to some newbie on an online game where you lose your loots if you die.

68% of teenagers do drugs. Copy paste this on to your profile if you like pretzels!

If you think that there is no reason to commit suicide, even if it feels like nobody cares about you, copy-paste this onto your profile and spread the word.

Copy paste this onto your profile if you know the Enderdragon's semi-official name (Not from a mini-game).

If you wish you had/are wearing a bowtie and/or fez, copy-paste this onto your profile, Whovian.

If you have slain Alduin without any healing potions, multiple times, copy-paste this onto your profile and take a break from Skyrim.

If you are obsessed with minecraft copy and paste this on your profile and add your username to the list: Cliffdiverwarriorcat, iEcho13, ICY GIRL1234, minecraftfan374, The Spaded Blade,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower, Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD)Kyoko Izumi, Anthurak The Chaos Lord (ALL HAIL FANDOM!), Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, pinkcherryblossoms225, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha, Anime-Insanity, Shinigami Princess Yuki Uchiha, MarzSpy, NarKyuRox,sakura300000, Lukashi, Lieniblixx (I Do It All The Time!!!), Geek Sama, Kayjune, eeveeluvr(Why not do it?), Eeveexme (lol), MajorelleSapphira (I couldn't resist!), Time Signature(Guilty as charged...and totally proud of it!), gummyninjagirl01(of course I have), The Spaded Blade(Read Time Signature's comment.)

97% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that cares, put this on your profile...

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)

If you think you have way too many copy-paste things on your profile, but have no intention of stopping now, copy-paste this onto your profile.

Type your name with your knuckles: The Spaded Blade (Take that! A'course, I didn't really know what part my knuckles were so…)

Type your name with your nose: The Spaded Blade (…I have no words…)

Type your name with your elbow: The Spaded Blade (How is that even possible?)

Type your name with your eyes closed: The Spade Blade (Close enough.)

Sooo ye. I still need some work on the eyes closed thing but still. I'm a bawz. :P

Friend: Is a person you have met through various conventions.
Best friend: Is the person who just bumped into you and said "Watch it, man! I nearly spilled my espresso!"

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes themselves at home

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help you move.
Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

Friends: Are until you or they move away or until the end of the school year (aka "Drinking Buddies")
Best Friends: Are for life.

Friends: Will shake their head in shame for the person who made this.

Best friends: Will repost this just for the heck of making everyone laugh.

Duct tape fixes everything. EVERYTHING.

Woodchucks don't chuck wood, so there's no point in asking how much they can.

If duct tape doesn't fix it, you haven't used enough.

BACON: Duct tape of the kitchen.

Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade's gonna suck.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

GLaDOS has the voice of an angel. 'Nuff said.

There's no problem you where you can't add a little guilt to make someone feel even worse.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

If you use a buttload of duct tape and it's still not fixed, your screwed.

The chance that you'll win the lottery is lower than the chance that you'll randomly die on your way to pick up the money.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Who's cruel idea was is for the word lisp to have an S in it?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Applesauce bacon: Bacon flavored applesauce, or apple flavored bacon?

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look impressed.

MATH. Mental Abuse To Humans.

Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to the wall.

Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.

Here I am, now what are your other two wishes?

I've had my coffee, you may speak to me now.

Question authority, but never question Bob.

Bob, the man, the myth, the legend.

I came, I saw, I made a sarcastic remark.

Because it's cool.

Totally Not A Bot.

Un-freakin'-touchable.

Mentlegen.

Han shot first.

Sonic doesn't need a story.

It gets dead serious in The Order of the Phoenix.

Who woulda guessed that "Minecraft" is also an actual mining/electrical company? (www.minecraft.com)

Alcohol. Because no good story starts with "So I was eating a salad..."

"It's always in the last place you look"? Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here!"
The black man stood up and turned around. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
You sir, When you are born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

Copy paste this onto your profile if you loath racism with a burning passion.

I thought that this was so wierd, I had to put it on here. I could read it without much problem.

-- Read This --
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read this then you can paste it in your profile

This is probably the most wierdly true thing I've ever read. So read it and put it on yer profile.

Just so you know, I'm not exactly the most sane person in the world, so even I don't know what will come out of my mind through FanFiction. Read my fics with caution.

How to blow yourself up in Minecraft 1.7.0!:

1: make a world with cheats on, or go on a server where you are an op

2: press "/" to open the command screen (default)

3: type in "/summon PrimedTnt" (case sensitive) and hit enter

4: scream in rage that all your stuff was lost because of the explosion

5: RAGEQUIT!

NOW DO THE HARLEM SHAKE.

5 facts about you!:

1: you are reading this profile.

3: you are smiling.

4: you didn't notice that I skipped 2.

4: you are about to think about waffles.

5: you didn't notice that I used 4 twice.

6: you are laughing.

7: you didn't notice there were only supposed to be 5 facts.

2: you didn't notice that I added 2 back.

8: you are reading this profile.

9: you didn't notice that I did "reading this profile" twice.

10: you are on fanfiction.net.

12: you forgot that this was only supposed to have 5 facts.

13: you didn't notice that I skipped 11.

14: you are about to know that this is the last fact.

THE END!

NOW DO THE HARLEM SHAKE... AGAIN...

Guy1: hey! is that a wild nar-nar?

Guy2: well don't just stand there, catch it!

Guy1: yeah! *throws pokeball*

Pokeball: *bounces off nar-nar and rolls away*

Guy1: ...well crap.

"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'Hey, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?"

Calvin and Hobbes

Do you think it's strange that in Warriors: Power of Three: The Sight, Heavystep was in the allegiances when he died of greencough in The New Prophecy?

NOW DO THE HARLEM SHAKE... FOR THE THIRD TIME...

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

The Assassin's Creed

I found this poem, or whatever it is, on Leonidas Silver's profile. Made me want to cry my eyeballs out.

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Wasn't that sad? *Wipes eyes* So yeah, repost this or I'll declare you a heartless demon from the bowels of the nether. C'ao!

"Bad news, mom. I sold my soul to the devil this afternoon." "Oh? That recently?"

Calvin and Hobbes

So, some of you may or may not be wondering, "HEY TSB! WHY AREN'T YOU UPDATING?"

The reason for this is is my Writer's Block. I had a conversation with my online friend who I know little about, khdudeable, and I found that my writer's block is named Bill. I also found that he's my alternate dimensional form. You know, hates stuff I like, likes stuff I hate, etc. He likes to use capslock a lot, so, yeah. Wait, am I making a bio for him? Eh, might as well, since you guys don't know anything much about him.

HEY! ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

And here's the demon now, in-the-pixels.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, TSB'S STORIES SUCK! CRAPPY GRAMMER, CRAPPY CHARACTERS, CRAPPY PLOT, THE LIST GOES ON!

Actually, the grammer is okayish, the plot, I haven't really gotten down, and the characters, get this, Bill has a crush on Cupa.

STOP IT! STOP!

Anywho, I should stop before this goes on, like, longer than a Legend of Minecraft chapter. SOOO...

OH NO, HERE COMES HIS TRADEMARK OUTRO! RUN FOR YOUR BUTTER!

Pace fuori, suckers!

Guy1: I'm gonna do an internet! *Opens a laptop which unleashes a rainbow magical wave* WOOOAAAH!

Guy2: I'm gonna do a book! *Opens a book which does nothing* ...Awww...

"Hey, remember that time I said I was excited that Jase was coming over?... Yeah. Me niether."

--Willie Robertson, Duck Dynasty

Nice.

Awesome.

Magical.

God-like.

1337.

Too powerful.

Please stop.

I quit.

...Wow, you stayed this long? Congrats for having a longer attention span than the average american.

Hey, peeps! I found another piece of insanity while looking through random profiles! This one's from FarrenX, and it's actually based off of insanity!:

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

Der ya go, ya littl' trogglodites! And the reason I put this here (other than to keep a HEALTHY level of insanity) was...

FOR DA LOLZ!

Oh, twinkle twinle patrick star,

I made myself a sandwich.

My mommy made this bread.

It tastes like beans and bacon,

and smells like it's been dead.

Writing stuff is hard,

so I use a pointy pencil.

Pointy pointy pointy,

pointy pointy point.

P.U. what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo*

Cymbal crash*

I have a head

that ends in a point.

Pointy pointy pointy,

pointy pointy point.

This song is over

except for this rhyme:

You win this round,

brocoli!

--I wrote this by Patrick Star.

Force, Balance, Push. Unrelenting Force.

Snow, Hunter, Wing. Call Dragon.

Mortal, Finite, Temporary. Dragonrend.

Hero, Champion, Legend. Call of Valor.

Fire, Inferno, Sun. Fire Breath.

Time, Sand, Eternity. Slow Time.

Dragonborn, Dragonborn
by his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay!
And the fiercest foes rout
when they hear triumph's Shout,
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!

Hearken now, sons of snow, to an age, long ago
and the tale, boldly told, of the one!
Who was kin to both wyrm
and the races of man
with a power to rival the sun

And the Scrolls have foretold
of black wings in the cold,
that when brothers wage war come unfurled!
Alduin, Bane of Kings,
ancient shadow unbound,
with a hunger to swallow the world!

But a day, shall arise,
when the dark dragon's lies,
will be silenced forever and then!
Fair Skyrim will be free from foul Alduin's maw!

Dragonborn, Dragonborn
by his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay!
And the fiercest foes rout
when they hear triumph's Shout,
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!

Translation of Skyrim's Main Theme

NOW DO THE HARLEM S- Oh, forget it.

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

No.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Off of the Spaded Blade icon for Black Magic, on ROBLOX.

3) What's your middle name?

Alonzo.

4) Your current relationship status?

Single and it'll stay that way.

5) Does your crush like you back?

Don't have one.

6) What is your current mood?

Kinda bored.

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Red.

8) Missing something?

Eh, stuff.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Nothing, because it's physically impossible to time travel without destroying the universe.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A cat or maybe a wolf. But if you include mythical animals, a dracolich would be cool.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Every time I enter a vehicle is a near death experience.

13) Something you do a lot?

Team Fortress 2, Robocraft, YouTube... 'Nuff said.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Guile's Theme. It's good, but gets annoying after hearing it 20 times.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Cliffdiverwarriorcat.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Some dude wearing jeans in the middle east. I don't know.

17) When was the last time you cried?

How am I supposed to remember?

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

No and I don't intend to at any point in time.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Uh, teleportation or telekinesis, cause if I was flying than I'd be shot down pretty quick.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Hair.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

I don't even drink coffee.

22) What's your biggest secret?

Can you keep a secret?... So can I.

23) Favorite color?

Green, red or blue. Maybe beige.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

If you consider Spongebob a kiddie show.

25) What are you?

I honestly can't answer that without further analysis.

26) Do you speak any other language?

I wish.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Mint.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Weird.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

I don't even have a girlfriend, nor do I plan to.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Tales of Xillia cause my sister is playing and owning it.

31) What should you be doing?

Nobody's telling me to do anything so I'm not doing anything.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

I don't know.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Nah.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Schwarzenegger, Bay, or maybe DeGroot, but I like my last name.

35) Who last made you cry?

Read answer #32

End of Quiz.

Hair color:

[X]Brown - $100

[ }Blonde - $50

] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 [ ]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150 [X]

Hazel - $100 [ ]

Other - $15 [ ]

Total so far: $250

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[X] under 5'4 0$

Total so far: $250

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $350

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ ] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ]Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[X] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $565

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[X] No - $600

Total so far: $965

Vision?

[X] perfect vision - $400 (Although it's not perfect from watching youtube in the dark.)

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1465

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13 - $300

[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[ ] 11 to 12 - $400

[X] 7 to 10 - $500

[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1965

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[X] Green - $750

[X] Red - $600

[X] Black - $100

[ ] Yellow -$475

[ ] Brown - $300

[X] Purple - $225

[X] White - $400

[ ] Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

[X] Blue - $300

[ ] Pink - $100

[X] Other - $500 (beige?)

Total so far: $3500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

Yes - $0 [ ]

Nope -$1000 [X]

some - 750 [ ]

I am worth $4499 and ninety-nine cents. Derp.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. (Who doesn't?)

You love jeans. (Read Previous!)

Dogs are better than cats. (NO! KITTEHS FODAHWIN!)

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Kinda funny but not HILARIOUS.)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture. (You have no idea whatsoever, unless you bold this one too.)

Sad movies stink.

You own/ed an X-Box (Lego Star Wars CONSTANTLY.)

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Not anymore though.)

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (No. Just, no.)

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (I don't know if 3DS counts...)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (The old ones are higher quality than the newer ones, honestly...)

You watch sports on TV. (Bo-RING! Bo-RING!)

You love video games. (Video games are life. Fact, not opinion.)

Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule! (I had Lego Rock Band for the DS. It was awesome.)

Gory movies are cool. (Only if Captain America is in it.)

You go to your dad for advice. (Yep.)

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (Not anymore, though.)

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Personal space, people…)

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (They're all cool, actually.)

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Would if I could.)

Sports are fun. (My face is a ball magnet. Even when I'm on the sidelines.)

Talk with food in your mouth. (Every meal, every snack…)

Sleep with your socks on at night. ('Till my feet feel like their going to drown in sweat.)

TOTAL: 18 (So glad for that)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (NO.)

You love to shop. (Oh, HEACK no.)

You wear eyeliner. (Neigh.)

You wear the color pink. (NO.)

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black. (Black is cool. Nuff said.)

Video games are boring. (WHAT KIND OF INHUMAN CREATURE COULD DIS VIDEO GAMES?)

Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time. (Lego Rock Band Fodahwin!)

You like hanging out at the mall. (That place is the bane of my existence.)

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (No.)

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I'm deeply scared of what goes on in female minds.)

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (More like a method of torture.)

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Who would dislike that trilogy?)

You were/are in gymnastics/dance. (Nein.)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Do I look like I'd wear makeup?)

You smile a lot more than you should. (Meh.)

You care about what you look like. (Oh, please.)

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Deodorant only, bros.)

You love going to the movies (Only like Lego Movie, Avengers and Thor, pretty much.)

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (If I did, they'd probably end up decapitated.)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. (Just, no.)

Like being the star of every thing. (Read above's response.)

TOTAL: 1 (That explains a bit.)

I've learned one thing from this: 'Normal' girls are weird.

Well, y'all are probably wondering when I'll actually add an actual bio (Psh, as if any of you would care 'bout that crap). So, I'll add one now:

Name: Whatever my name is at the moment.

Gender: Kinda obvious. *Heads over to play AC:R*

Age: Above 0 years old.

Awesomeness: Infinity divided by zero.

Favorite Song: Rotating between Still Alive, City Escape, Fireflies, Mute City from SSBB, MEDIC!, and the garage music in Robocraft.

Favorite YouTuber/Chanel: Markiplier or Jacksepticeye.

Played Games:

LEGO Battles (Nearly Completed)

3D Dot Game Heroes (On 5th Dungeon)

Portal 2 Co-op (Nobody's good at portal round here)

Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (Completed with help)

World of Warcraft (Not technically beatable)

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Practically Beaten)

Assassin's Creed I & II (Story Beaten)

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (Story Beaten)

Assassin's Creed Revelations (Story Beaten)

Assassin's Creed III (Story Beaten)

Uncharted III GOTY Edition (Story Beaten)

Minecraft (Unbeatable)

Roblox (Unbeatable)

Scribblenauts Unlimited (Nearly Completed)

Okami (Working On Story)

Super Smash Brothers Brawl (Practically beaten)

Spewer (I was dumb)

Okamiden (Story Beaten)

Achievement Unlocked 1 and 2 (Completed)

The World's Hardest Game (I'm a wimp)

Coinbox Hero (Never got to beating it)

Kingdom Rush / Frontiers (Never beaten)

LittleBigPlanet 2 (Story Beaten)

Plants versus Zombies (Story Beaten)

Team Fortress 2 (Unbeatable)

Spore (Barely into Space Stage)

Robocraft (T8 and rising)

LEGO Marvel Superheroes (Need Stan Lees, gold bricks and minikits)

And many many more that I don't have time to list.

Pace fuori, suckers!