Okay, guys. I've got something to tell you.

But first, promise not to shoot me, burn me, gib me or shove me down a bottomless pit, okay?

...Okay?

...

Okay.

*Deep inhaling*

MineQuest is officially on hiatus.

*Gets shot and burned as giblets fall into bottomless pit*

I am excruciatingly sorry for this, guys! PLEASE don't hack into my account and pinpoint my location and send a trained killer after me! I've got stuff to live for!

...

Well, if you kill me then there won't be another update to this, so is that a good enough reason not to murder me?

...

I'm really, REALLY sorry, guys. I'm way too addicted to YouTube and Team Fortress 2 and Plants vs Zombies and I've had writers block for the last eternity and...

Who am I kidding.

I've got all the time in the world but I'm just being a lazy bumhole. I could probably write this entire story in a day if I wasn't spending hours killing stuff on video games.

Just kill me now. I don't deserve to live.

And then I'm on the favorites list and followed by 12 of you peeps, plus 1390 views on chapter 1 alone. I'll go die in a hole now.

Now I can't even bring myself to place an outro here.

Pace- I can't do it. I don't deserve to do it.