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Joined 02-06-04, id: 534760, Profile Updated: 12-12-18
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Penname: mctwist

Name: Brad

Age: 27

Mood: Content

Wand: Rowan, 10 inches, inflexible, Demiguise hair cores.

Reading (book): Bitten by Kelley Armstrong, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling

Writing: God knows what.

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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17510 - Favs: 31,414 - Follows: 17,125 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revan's Rotten Holiday by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, I haven't been laid in ages, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,427 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 11/6/2019 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7498 - Favs: 9,076 - Follows: 11,011 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Gossip Spyder by MagicMyth83 reviews
High School AU/ Teen-Drama. The Stark Sisters are rich, beautiful, and have just enrolled at King's Landing Prep after relocating South. Soon they will be the headliners of a mysterious blog, and their interactions with handsome heirs and hot older boys will be the talk of the town…whether they like it or not! Sansa/ Sandor, Sansa/ Joffrey, Arya/ Gendry, Arya/ Jaqen, Arya/ Sandor.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 484,633 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Arya S., Sansa S., Sandor C., Gendry - Complete
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Habits by wetpanties reviews
Hermione's dorm mate forgets to put up a silencing charm. She gets hot and bothered, and doesn't want to kick the habit. Not really. M: Smut, language, etc. [DMxHG] PWP ? - might continue as a series of one-shots that relate or not relate to each other. Non-cannon. Please give feedback.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The Wedding Rings by Masha19 reviews
He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. Draco/Hermione, Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,661 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Getting There by Lli reviews
The sexual education of Artemis Fowl. Includes: a steep learning curve, multiple partners, too much gin, too much coffee, Oscar Wilde, pithy commentary from Minerva Paradizo, an unsurprising Holly Short cameo, and a sappy happy ending. Set several years after the series. And, despite the characters listed, I'm afraid there's no A/M. She's in love with Butler. Come on, people.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 3089 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Code of Conduct by medievalruins reviews
After Voldemort has won the war, Draco is tasked with tracking down runaway Muggleborns, but the past catches up with him when it's Hermione he has to arrest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shades of Grey by medievalruins reviews
During the months preceding her 17th birthday, Roselyn Martell must make a very important decision. But when she has to choose between life, love, freedom and morality, will her choice lead her to the darkness, the light or will she be stuck in the grey?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,250 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Draco M., OC
Advanced Potion Making by medievalruins reviews
Due to a failure to show up for class, Draco Malfoy gets stuck with Hermione Granger as a Potions partner. But a night that began with making a Befuddlement Draught, quickly turned into a night of pleasure, and then of disaster. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Had My Heart on Lockdown by magique reviews
Draco's stupid and weak and pathetic; Luna helps. Draco/Luna PWP, set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by QueenKalasin reviews
Harry and Ginny broke up publicly at the end of HBP, but what about privately? This is the tale of two teenagers, and their secret and sordid relationship! The first chapter is a bit tame, but things quickly change, and the rating is well earned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 155,198 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
An Overture to a First Kiss by magique reviews
A first kiss; it only takes a decade. Draco/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Sirius’ Most Excellent Adventure by The Utensils reviews
Sirius' life with Remus is unexpectedly shaken up, leaving Sirius alone, and hurt. However, after nearly getting sexually mauled, he finds love in a place he never thought to look.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sirius B., Bathilda B. - Complete
Ernie Macmillian’s Date With His Headmaster's Mum by The Utensils reviews
Ernie goes into a pensive and is quite surpried at everything that happens there! Ernie/Kendra
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Ernie M., Kendra D. - Complete
Death Eater Rejects by The Utensils reviews
Rodolphus Lestrange is use to being the most underrated Death Eater. He is also use to being abused by his wife. However he is quick to comfort another person, and finds more than he bargained for. Rodolphus/Greyback
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Rodolphus L., Fenrir G. - Complete
Married Life by The Utensils reviews
Gellert Grindelwald has had enough of his wife, so he decied to return home to his aunt. When he gets to his aunt's house, a pleasent surprise awaits him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Gellert G., Remus L. - Complete
Mulan's Man's Man by The Utensils reviews
Albus Severus Potter is tired of living with his nagging wife. While escaping he meets a very interesting werewolf.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mulan - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Teddy's Brother by The Utensils reviews
Victoire had to break up with Teddy because he is a player. However, she still wants to be with someone who is like Teddy, just without Teddy's annoying habits.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Victoire W., Jacob - Complete
The Skipper’s Isle by The Utensils reviews
This is the tale about how The Giant Squid and Skipper got together. Song fic based off the Gilligan's Island theme song.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Like a Lollipop by The Creatress reviews
Romance/humour. Two-shot. Post TTP. An extended version of 'Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly.' Artemis and Holly are playing chess and he soon finds it hard to concentrate. His elf-kissing days... Are just beginning. Rated M for a reason.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,575 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Harry Potter and his Seventh, Lastest Adventure! by Odie-Wan Kenobi reviews
Harry Potter must find those Horocruxes and destroy Voldemort. But he also endures romance, danger, surprise foes, major suspense and the deaths of various major characters. HBP spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,336 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
Love Unrequited by Inzilbeth of the Dunedain reviews
Aragorn finds an unusual source of inspiration when travelling far into the East of Middle-earth. Third place in the Teitho 'Strange Encounter' challenge. Second place MEFA 2010 Men - Aragorn
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Aragorn
Difficulties Will Arise by medievalruins reviews
-Sequel to Unexpectedly Acquainted- Aurelia Leandra Finn and Draco Lucius Malfoy have both made it through the war. Now they must both prepare for a new one. It's not as easy as it sounds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,653 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Unexpectedly Acquainted by medievalruins reviews
She barely even knew him. Draco Malfoy was just one of those kids she passed in the halls between classes. Thanks to the Dark Lord, however, Aurelia Finn and Draco Malfoy will soon find out they have a little more than just age and house in common.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,317 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 4,337 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6429 - Favs: 17,413 - Follows: 6,135 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Sleeper Awakes by SnorkackCatcher reviews
It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Percy W., Dolores U. - Complete
Gay and Dead in King's Cross by Persepolis130 reviews
Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Motley Moments by Lordy Duffano reviews
Me putting some random postDH oneshots all in one place. Obviously, spoiler alert. Suggestions welcome. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
Harry Potter Book 7: The TRUE STORY by 0freedom reviews
A Deathly Hallows Parody. Currently a work in progress. Rated T for language and sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! by jennifer snape reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 4,581 - Follows: 1,031 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Seventh Horcrux by Melindaleo reviews
Harry has to decide who to trust as he moves closer to fulfilling his destiny. Will he be able to find and destroy all the Horcruxes? And at what price? Will he be able to find the strength within himself? And…can he do it and still get the girl
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 317,637 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Don't Push Me by jennifer snape reviews
Harry's first time
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lord of the Rings: The Road Trip by Lordy Duffano reviews
All of the fantasy goodness plus random chapter themes, even more random catchphrases, and constant bickering between my multiple personalities. Get ready for some metaphorical translation goodness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,167 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 7/16/2005
Don't Deny It by Boque reviews
This story is on a long hiatus it won't be updated for a while. It will be BETA'd in the time being and transformed into a better structured fiction. If you have any questions turn to my bio page & use my contacts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
And now I wait by Dead-Luthien reviews
This story is about Sirius' capture and his first moments in Azkaban. Oneahot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Just Physical by puedo ir el bano reviews
Ginny finds Draco in the Prefects Bathroom with a bit of a problem, and decides to help him out. Let the smut begin! DG sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Mouthing Off by crackficwhores reviews
[CRACKFIC] A flash of light and oodles of everyone saying things about sex that they don’t mean! What’s going on? Why is everyone talking as if they were in an XXX movie? Oh, the complicated implications!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Harry P.
There is no sick aunt, is there? by Prankoholic reviews
If there is no sick aunt, then could he be a gasp werewolf? But how can James, Sirius & Peter be sure? By testing their friend of course! Includes Peter in a goldylock wig.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Awakening Power by sib-ff reviews
Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,118 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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An Honest Mistake reviews
Amortentia: The most powerful love potion in the world. And, as Draco Malfoy soon finds out, also the most dangerous; the kind that keeps you coming back for more, even after you think it's all over. D/Hr smut, slight dub-con, basically PWP. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,993 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Black Tie Affair reviews
In the summer of Draco Malfoy's fifth year, The Dark Lord gives him life-changing orders. But before Draco can realize his dark destiny, he must prove his loyalty. If he gets things wrong, the Malfoy family will vanish from the wizarding world forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Daphne G.
Tales From the Quidditch Pitch reviews
The students of Hogwarts are all getting busy beyond the pages, and where better than the Quidditch Pitch? PWP smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Random Thoughts reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete