He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, I haven't been laid in ages, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

High School AU/ Teen-Drama. The Stark Sisters are rich, beautiful, and have just enrolled at King's Landing Prep after relocating South. Soon they will be the headliners of a mysterious blog, and their interactions with handsome heirs and hot older boys will be the talk of the town…whether they like it or not! Sansa/ Sandor, Sansa/ Joffrey, Arya/ Gendry, Arya/ Jaqen, Arya/ Sandor.

Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.

Hermione's dorm mate forgets to put up a silencing charm. She gets hot and bothered, and doesn't want to kick the habit. Not really. M: Smut, language, etc. [DMxHG] PWP ? - might continue as a series of one-shots that relate or not relate to each other. Non-cannon. Please give feedback.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. Draco/Hermione, Post Hogwarts.

The sexual education of Artemis Fowl. Includes: a steep learning curve, multiple partners, too much gin, too much coffee, Oscar Wilde, pithy commentary from Minerva Paradizo, an unsurprising Holly Short cameo, and a sappy happy ending. Set several years after the series. And, despite the characters listed, I'm afraid there's no A/M. She's in love with Butler. Come on, people.

A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons

After Voldemort has won the war, Draco is tasked with tracking down runaway Muggleborns, but the past catches up with him when it's Hermione he has to arrest.

During the months preceding her 17th birthday, Roselyn Martell must make a very important decision. But when she has to choose between life, love, freedom and morality, will her choice lead her to the darkness, the light or will she be stuck in the grey?

Due to a failure to show up for class, Draco Malfoy gets stuck with Hermione Granger as a Potions partner. But a night that began with making a Befuddlement Draught, quickly turned into a night of pleasure, and then of disaster. One-shot.

Draco's stupid and weak and pathetic; Luna helps. Draco/Luna PWP, set during HBP.

Harry and Ginny broke up publicly at the end of HBP, but what about privately? This is the tale of two teenagers, and their secret and sordid relationship! The first chapter is a bit tame, but things quickly change, and the rating is well earned.

A first kiss; it only takes a decade. Draco/Luna.

Sirius' life with Remus is unexpectedly shaken up, leaving Sirius alone, and hurt. However, after nearly getting sexually mauled, he finds love in a place he never thought to look.

Ernie goes into a pensive and is quite surpried at everything that happens there! Ernie/Kendra

Rodolphus Lestrange is use to being the most underrated Death Eater. He is also use to being abused by his wife. However he is quick to comfort another person, and finds more than he bargained for. Rodolphus/Greyback

Gellert Grindelwald has had enough of his wife, so he decied to return home to his aunt. When he gets to his aunt's house, a pleasent surprise awaits him.

Albus Severus Potter is tired of living with his nagging wife. While escaping he meets a very interesting werewolf.

Victoire had to break up with Teddy because he is a player. However, she still wants to be with someone who is like Teddy, just without Teddy's annoying habits.

This is the tale about how The Giant Squid and Skipper got together. Song fic based off the Gilligan's Island theme song.

Romance/humour. Two-shot. Post TTP. An extended version of 'Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly.' Artemis and Holly are playing chess and he soon finds it hard to concentrate. His elf-kissing days... Are just beginning. Rated M for a reason.

Harry Potter must find those Horocruxes and destroy Voldemort. But he also endures romance, danger, surprise foes, major suspense and the deaths of various major characters. HBP spoilers!

Aragorn finds an unusual source of inspiration when travelling far into the East of Middle-earth. Third place in the Teitho 'Strange Encounter' challenge. Second place MEFA 2010 Men - Aragorn

-Sequel to Unexpectedly Acquainted- Aurelia Leandra Finn and Draco Lucius Malfoy have both made it through the war. Now they must both prepare for a new one. It's not as easy as it sounds...

She barely even knew him. Draco Malfoy was just one of those kids she passed in the halls between classes. Thanks to the Dark Lord, however, Aurelia Finn and Draco Malfoy will soon find out they have a little more than just age and house in common.

-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.

Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!

Me putting some random postDH oneshots all in one place. Obviously, spoiler alert. Suggestions welcome. Rated T for safety.

A Deathly Hallows Parody. Currently a work in progress. Rated T for language and sexual references.

Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Harry has to decide who to trust as he moves closer to fulfilling his destiny. Will he be able to find and destroy all the Horcruxes? And at what price? Will he be able to find the strength within himself? And…can he do it and still get the girl

Harry's first time

All of the fantasy goodness plus random chapter themes, even more random catchphrases, and constant bickering between my multiple personalities. Get ready for some metaphorical translation goodness!

This story is on a long hiatus it won't be updated for a while. It will be BETA'd in the time being and transformed into a better structured fiction. If you have any questions turn to my bio page & use my contacts.

This story is about Sirius' capture and his first moments in Azkaban. Oneahot.

Ginny finds Draco in the Prefects Bathroom with a bit of a problem, and decides to help him out. Let the smut begin! DG sex.

[CRACKFIC] A flash of light and oodles of everyone saying things about sex that they don’t mean! What’s going on? Why is everyone talking as if they were in an XXX movie? Oh, the complicated implications!

If there is no sick aunt, then could he be a gasp werewolf? But how can James, Sirius & Peter be sure? By testing their friend of course! Includes Peter in a goldylock wig.

Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!