![]() Author has written 19 stories for Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ, D.Gray-Man, No. 6, Vocaloid, and K. ''We Live In A Whisper.'' 彡 你好! 我在读天官赐福! 我名字叫魏婴。我在学中文! 你今天怎么样? 我很高兴! Announcement; My profile is to be updated successfully around; 2020! Sorry! I'm away getting ready to move once again! Listening to; 浮誅", "无羁", and other songs I found whilst trying to learn Chinese! Currently, I've been experiencing writer's block, but only because I try to finish two chapters so that I can upload one and keep the other for the next time I plan on updating. I have a schedule that I will be putting up on here sometime soon. Be sure to look out for it! I should be uploading regularly in The Spring of 2020 and working more over the weekends when I can. I'm the dork known as Merlin (or call me Vitya, or Lika [ I still go by Mika for people who refuse to call me Merlin for some dumb reason]) (Note: I will be changing my given name soon), and welcome to my profile! I joined a few years ago because I thought it was a cool site and I should check it out and all. So, send me messages and also don't be afraid to leave a review on one of my stories! I ship Soramafu, WangXian, BingQiu, Yullen, Kuroshuro (Kushiro), Nezushi, Gakupiko. Please don't kill me. I am most definitely alive and typing! It's just that life has become a major thing at this point and I'unno how I'm going to pull shit off. Nowadays I mostly read, watch ManlybadassHero's Manly Let's plays and anything that has to do with RPG Maker Horror Games. Stop drawing on paper and create your own manga!; http:///manga/?banner=versiCNyM5PjoqsUCFReBaQodxboAxg HERE'S MY TUMBLR GUYS!: Check out my Quizlet for Japanese I'm learning from multiple sites (if any of you wish for me to actually make a Google Document for Japanese explaining how the grammar is done and everything like that just ask me)!- https;///228124228/japanese-romaji-english-characters-flash-cards/ If you want to check out my Chinese notes please let me know! And I'll definitely recommend texbooks and workbooks too! Note: I am still typing even as we speak, but I've been thinking about giving people a sneak-peak of my own stories if that's something you guys (whoever is actually reading this) would like? I'll most likely post them to Wattpad & FictionPress, so do check me out on both platforms. If you want to join my Discord to encourage me or tell me to stop being lazy then definitely dm me. I'm active all the time! Name/Nicknames: Merlin, Song, Wei Ying, and whatever else people come up with. Previous account name(s): Lucy Keymaster Heartfilia, Rapunzel'ofthestars, Electra'ofthestars, FallingKeys, FallingPixels, BruningKeys, Flames and Flowers, Spirits and Swords, The Blue Seraph/Vampire (Blue Eyed Seraph), The 14th's Melody, Feudal Melody, Titania in a Bird Cage, Moyashi Berries, Echoing Rain, Destined Immortality, A Breath of the Wild, Reading Huntress/Wise Wolf/Reading Tactician/Literate Bunny/Lit/literate Kitsune, Starfell Deity/Star's Trail/An Empire of Storms/Raincloud of Song/A Night Circus/ C I R C U S/ C i r c u s/ Legend/Dancing On The Blades/A History Maker. This is my last name change. I will make sure of it kms. Birthday: July 1st. Age: 19. Gender: Genderfluid (biologically female). Race: White/Black (mixed). I'm actually tan, but now I'm as pale as Bella from Twilight. It's sad. I plan on getting a tan this spring/summer while waiting for the rain to return. Relationship Status: Singlest Pringle out there fam. Zodiac: Cancer. Favorite food: Oranges (tangerines). Otherwise, it would indefinitely have to be cake. Height: 5''5' (around there because I keep shrinking). Books: Favorite books that I've read (So far): Throne of Glass- Sarah Maas. A Court of Thorns and Roses- Sarah Maas. Poison- Bridget Zinn. Falling Kingdoms Rebel Spring (this is an ongoing series!)- Morgan Rhodes. Pretending to be Erica- Michelle Painchaud. Orphan Queen- Jodi Meadows. Scythe- Neal Shusterman. Crown of Midnight- Sarah Maas. Snow Like Ashes- Sara Raasch. Challenger Deep- Neal Shusterman. Heir of Fire - Sarah J. Maas. Caraval - Stephanie Garber. Forest Of A Thousand Lanterns - Julie C. Dao. Song of The Current - Sarah Tolcser. Books I've read but didn't really like: Finnikin of the Rock- Melina Marchetta. Find me- Romily Bernard. Ever the Hunted- Erin Summerill. The Selection Series- Kiera Cass. Wizard Heir - Cinda Williams Chima. Current Manga I'm reading: A Silent Voice- Yoshitoki Oima (stopped). Nothing at the moment. I am reading piles upon piles of chapter books to improve my writing. Current books I am/will read--next in line for me to absorb: Queen of Shadows - Sarah J. Maas (currently reading; page 110). Queens of Fennbirn - Kendare Blake (currently reading; page 27). Tiger's Curse - Colleen Houck (currently reading; page 132). Heartless - Marissa Meyer (currently reading; page 9). The Cellar - Natasha Preston (currently reading; page 21). A court of Mist and Fury - Sarah Maas (stopped at page ??). Ink And Bone - Rachel Caine (stopped; page 82). Dividing Eden - Joelle (Stopped at page 8) TBR list -- IN ORDER! (I will read these sometime): Ever The Hunted - Erin Summerill. Winter Song- S. Jae-Jones. The strings of Murder - Oscar de Muriel. Hunted- Meagan Spooner. The Flame Never Dies- Rachel Vincent (stopped). Of Stars and Fire- Audrey Coulthrust. Ink and Bone- Rachel Caine. Frostblood- Elly Blake. Daughter of Smoke and Bone- Laini Taylor. Hold me Like a Breath- Tiffany Schmidt. Touch of Iron (have to read this when I finish my other books)- Timandra WhiteCastle. Frozen Tides- Morgan Rhodes. For Darkness Shows The Stars- Diana Peterfreund. Bright Smoke Cold Fire- Rosamund Hodge. Shatter me- Tahereh Mafi. Paper Valentine- Brenna Yovanoff. Stormdancer- Jay Kristoff. Perfect Chemistry - Simone Elkeles. Shippings: Anime characters/actual people (only their characters that they've created--I do ship sora and mafu in rl though) I ship: ALL OF MY MALE/FEMALE (MALE X FEMALE) SHIPS ARE DROPPED FOR NOW. i HAVE MOVED TO YAOI AND YURI FOR THE TIME-BEING. im hella gay guys YAY, YAOI. ミ Sora & Mafu - THEY ARE ADORABLE SHITS I DonT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS MAFU IS BOTTOm. Yes, I know it's bad to ship to actual people together, so I'm sticking to their personas. Gakupo & Piko - people don't realize how cute they are and how they do look like allen and kanda like tf. Nezumi & Shion - THEY'RE LIKE ANOTHER VERSION OF ALLEN AND KANDA. Kuroh & Shiro - this was beautiful it makes me cry whenever i rewatch it or see crack of them together. Kanda & Allen - mY SHIT THIS IS MINE. MY OTP, BITCH. THIS IS LITERALLY MINE YO. Wei Wuxian & Lan Wangji - Honestly the best ship. 11/5. Xie Lian & Hua Cheng - fucking stop it my heart cant take it. Kaneki & Shuu - um yes my ghoul bitches. Mika & Yuichiro - my fucking gay ass seraphs. Victor & Yuri - my gay skaters yes pls have skater babies. Gareki x Nai (bcuz nai ish adorableee). Natural x Touya - why in the hell is there not more fANFics WITh THem?????? ミ Fanfictions I will most likely write about: Literally anything for the Yullen fans. Anything for MXTX fans too. Favorite Authors: Katsura Hoshino. Mo Xiang Tong Xiu. Erin Hunter. Rick Riordan. Sarah J. Maas. Morgan Rhodes. And other interesting people. What I do outside of the Internet: Nothing that interests anyone. I do homework and when I finish that I usually read my books or type up a story while listening to music. or read doujinshi--dont snitch Weakest point(s) in writing Fanfictions: Okay, to be honest, I do suck with grammar sometimes. I don't always find everything which is why you should always have a few other Beta readers if you choose me as one. Siblings: I have one annoying blood-brother and some other half brothers and sisters I haven't met before. Languages: English (my first duh). I stopped learning Japanese die to the mentality of how everything was backwards and inside out. I picked up Chinese with the help of a handful of really good friends and have been talking to them frequently. I thank them. Other things I do: I'm an Online gamer, so yes, I play Aura Kingdom. My name's WispSpirit if you really want to know and team up with me. I started Aura Kingdom 2/20/2016 if you stalkers ever want to know. ;'3 I play Mobile Mobas when I'm not learning Chinese. I am no longer active on Aura Kingdom, but you can go check out my guild: TheGoldenApple! Which is probably dead asf now. Random things about me: I mainly Roleplay as an anything my muse is up for—anything that happens to be in my album on Facebook. On Tumblr I RP as anything as well. So, if you ever want to RP with me just ask me for a link to my Tumblr or Discord. I have moved to Discord! If you want my tag just PM me! Wattpad, Fictionpad & Archive ox3: I have uploaded some stories onto Wattpad, but I'll have to go in and edit them so they won't be weird with the replies I do in the A/N. I do not know when I will upload the rest, so if you know someone who reads my stories on Wattpad, tell them to read it on FFN. Here's my Wattpad account: https:///user/Moyashi-Melody Facebook: I will not be sharing my Facebook on here unless you personally ask me, then I may allow you to add me. I only have one fellow author on my Facebook account though. I do have a life outside of the internet, but I prefer the internet. Why can't I live in a futuristic simulation like Rin in Shelter? ;; whyislifesohardcri Stolen from MagicalNinja!: .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire. You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane. Total: 10 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. Total: 9 .:EARTH:. You care about the environment. You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total: 8 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 10 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. You don't talk much. You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 9 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. Total: 6 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yes. 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? YEAH. 3) How many houses have you lived in? One-- 4) Favorite candy bar? Anything that has chocolate. 5) Favorite shoes? I'll wear anything, honestly. 6) Have you ever tripped someone? YES AND IT WAS WORTH IT. 7) Least favorite school subject? English and Math. It's pretty much a tie 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No. 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Luckily, no. 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. YULLEN, VICTUURI, YAOI--overall, AND THE NEXT TIME I'M GOING TO EAT. 12) Favorite genre of music? K-Pop. Hands down. Or ost. I will sometimes listen to anything from RWBY. Otherwise, I listen to lots of J-Pop. 13) What is your zodiac sign? Cancer. 14) What time were you born? I have no idea. 15) Do you like beer? Not that I know of. 16) Ever made a prank phone call? With a friend, I would. 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Don't have one. c: 19) What are your favorite colors? Blue, yellow, green. And sometimes red. S I L V E R. 20) How many watches do you own? None. 21) Summer or winter? Summer. 23) Favorite color to wear? Black or blue. 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi. 25) What color is your cell phone? A weird gold. 26) Where is your second home? I don't have one. 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes. 28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes. 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 1. 30) How many video games do you own? None- 31) What was your first pet? A fish, but now I have a cat. owo 32) Ever had braces? No. 33) Do looks matter? No. 34) Do you use chapstick? Only when I wish to use it. 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Um, Becker, Emry, and Sorenson-Johnson. 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? American Eagle. 37) Are you too forgiving? Ugh, yes. 38) How many children do you want? Dunno. 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No. 40) Favorite breakfast meal? Ice cream... 41) Do you own a gun? No, but I wish. 42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes, then he broke my heart. 43) When was the last time you cried? I almost did yesterday during school because of how stressed out I am. I feel like no one notices me. 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I read Soramafu Fanfictions on Wattpad, duh. 45) Olive Garden? La Panena? Olive Garden. 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No, yet there is a teacher that allows us to call her 'mom'. 47) Have you ever been in a castle? Nope. I kind of want to go visit one now. 48) Nicknames? Vitya, Vitenka, Vit'ka, Crimson, Healing, Song, Storm, Lotus, and Circus (yeah, I trigger people with this pen name). 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No- 50) Ever been to Kentucky? Hell no. 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope. 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Hell naw. 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? NO. 55) Do you own a diamond ring? Wtf, no. 56) Are you happy with your life right now? Honestly, I just wanna fucking die. 57) Do you dye your hair? No, but now I would like to dye the tips of my hair silver. 59) What year were you born? Do the math. 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Wasn’t alive then. wheeze 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No, I don’t. 62) McDonalds or Wendys? FUCKING WENDYS CAUSE THEY SAVAGE ASF. 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Neither. 66) Are you afraid of the dark? No. 67) Have you ever eaten paste? What type of paste ya fuck? 68) Do you own a webcam? No. But I did do Omegle a couple times andddddd. 69) Have you ever stripped? I’ve stripped at home. Hue. 70) Ever broke a bone? Not yet. 72) Do you chat on AIM often? Tf is AIM. 73) Pringles or Lays? Lays. 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I hope so. 75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats. 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Haven’t seen either. 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Hell no I don’t. Mine made me feel like shit about myself and now refuses to switch me out of a class I legit don’t need. 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Nope, but I say I'm fat. 79) Do you have a birth mark? Yes, it’s in the form of a cloud, located on my left arm, on the right (but my arm shifts so it looks as if it is on the left sometimes too). 80) Do you own a car? No, I don’t. I cry about it every time. 81) Can you cook? Kind of. It depends. 82) 3 things that annoy you: 1. My family and humans in general. 2. Homework. 3. School. 83) Do you text message often? I don’t text often. 84) Money or love? Honest, fuck everything else and I’m gonna go for the damn money, duh. Logical. 85) Do you have any scars? I have two scars on my right elbow. Both are a lighter shade than my actual skin color. 86) What do you want more than anything right now? Would love to drop dead rn. 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Fuck yes I do. 88) Relationships or one night stands? One night stands. 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Neither. I’d go for Trident. 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Still haven’t thought about it. 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No, I haven’t. What the hell even is that? 92) Do you own a box of crayons? Nope. I own a bag full of probably dead markers and two sets of colored pencils. 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My mother, obviously. 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? The last person that made me truly laugh was probably Jr from my Discord server. 11/13/17. Am I...? 1. Perfect? No, I am not. TSUBAkI IS THouGH. FucKING plS sLAy Me dAddY. 2. Tall? No, I’m not that tall. I’m around 5’’4’? 3. In your pajamas? All day everyday. Even in school! 4. Left handed? People who wrote left handed in the old days were considered demons in their past life and were burned at the stake. Figure it out yourself. LAST: 1. Friend you saw: Gray, my cat. 2. Person to text you: My crush- 3. Was today better than yesterday? It's going I guess. FAVORITES: 1. Number: I like the number three because it’s apparently the magic number, also, I randomly just happen to like it. No special reason. 2. Color(s): Blue, Green and yellow (all as a whole). 3. Fruit: Oranges or apples. 4. Place: The worlds I create whenever I decide to make my own characters and stories alongside the countries I come up with. EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? I miss bae’s booty if that counts. Haven’t seen that hoe for three weeks???????? 2. Are you happy? It really depends. I don’t feel happy tbh. 3. Are you sad? Deep down, I believe that I am sad because of something. 4. Are you bored? Yes, I am. Please help me. Ugh. 5. Are you nervous? I am nervous and anxious 24/7. Most people would actually be able to notice it if they figured out my nervous ticks. 6. Are you tired? God, yes I am! ABOUT YOU: 1. Real name? Vi I go by that, Lika, History, Healing, and other names. Look at them from above. I do not plan on telling anyone my real name here. 2. Nicknames? No comment. Look above to find them. 3. Eye color? When in the light, they become a bright brown, but when people don’t look straight into my eyes they are a plain brown. I have been told I apparently have beautiful eyes and that my soul is within them. I doubt any of these things. 4. Zodiac sign? I am Cancer. I do want Aquarius because I love water, but eh. 5. Male or female? Genderfluid (biologically female -- genderfluid-ish; transgender male). 6. Slut? No. Sometimes I wish I was, so then I could die from something I contracted from someone else. 7. Smart? I am definitely not smart. I just reflect what I had been taught (has to be within a small time period). 8. Hair color? My hair color is black. I do straighten my hair so it’s soft and a bit past my shoulder blades, but that honestly depends. 9. Long or short? If we are talking about my legs, they are regular, yet thicc. 10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats are what I am the most comfortable in. Otherwise, I wear leggings, shorts (at home or if my legs are shaved), or pajamas. 11. Phone or Camera? Phone so then if I need the camera I can use the camera on my phone. 12. Drink or Smoke? I can’t wait to drink. I wish to get wasted as soon as possible. 13. Righty or lefty? Hand-wise I am a dominant right. FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? Oh god. My first friend? I fucking forgot his name. 2. First crush? This person was my first best friend. 3. First pet? My first pet was a fish. 4. First big vacation? Wisconsin. CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? Nothing at the moment. 2. Drinking? Something I look forwards to in the future. 3. I'm about to: How to put my new Soramafu Fanfiction into action without it turning out like shit. 4. Listening to? Some ASMR because I don't have a love life. 5. Plans for today? Go home, bathe, eat and read some Soramafu Fanfictions from Wattpad then go and sleep. WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? 1. Shorter or taller? Taller anything because fucking slay me please. 2. Romantic or spontaneous? Both are quite appealing, so I’ll have to say neither. 3. Sensitive or loud? Honestly, everyone thinks I’m loud but if I am left alone, I am usually dead-silent. 4. Hook-up or relationship? Other than with fictional characters? Probably no at the moment. Too busy for a relationship. HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? I actually ate them. Does that count? 2. Lost glasses/contacts? Nope. I have neither nor have I lost either. 3. Ran away from home? If I don’t graduate High school I fucking will. 4. Broken someone's heart? Yeah, but I don’t give a fuck. 5. Been arrested? I was not arrested but detained. DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? Fuck no, I don’t. 2. Yourself? I don’t really believe in myself, but I probably should believe more often. 3. Heaven? I want to. I really do because the lore and myths behind it intrigues me. 4. Santa Claus? I don’t believe in that crap. 5. Love? I have no idea anymore. 6. Do you like someone? I don’t know anymore. Honest. 7. Do you believe in God? Okay, that’s like telling me that someone from a book actually exists. No, I do not. 8. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes, I have. 1) What will you do when you are older? I was thinking about becoming an author since I don’t do much but type and I happen to love typing crap. Otherwise become a Youtuber and collaborate with friends of mine. 2) What do you do in your spare time? I usually am doing homework, otherwise, I’m not doing any school work and keep forgetting to reply to people’s Roleplays that I’ve started up with them. Most of the time I’m thinking about what Fanfiction to make/update or if I should even update due to how I’m not that inspired by anything in particular other than really sad shit like. I will be attempting to type up something well worth everyone’s time, reading Soramafu Fanfictions on Wattpad or updating my profiles all over social media. 3) Are you a popular girl? What the fuck is popular. 4) Do you like Call of Duty? I don’t play COD. I would rather fucking play LOZ’s BOTW. Fuck off with your basic shit, ‘K, bye. 5) Who is your best friend? What the fuck are friends? jk gabriel and liv are the only two people i would rather deal with at the moment 6) What would you do if you were picked for the Hunger Games? I would slaughter everyone without hesitating. 7) Death by tracker jackers? or by drowning? Can I jump off a fucking cliff into the ocean and drown? 8) Which district do you like best? Honestly, the Hunger Games are overrated. 9) What is your fav candy? My favorite candy would have to be Kit-Kats. Or Almond Joys. 10) Who do you like most: Katniss or Peeta? How about neither? 11) Who are your favorite artists? (songs -.-) After The Rain (Soramafu for the win fuckers), 2PMLiSA, Do As Infinity, Chicken Bump, Radwimps, Aoi Eri, VIXX, EXO, BTS, GOT7, NCT, 10cm, CHEN, G-Dragon, Super Junior, SHINee, Red Velvet, Blackpink, KARD, Girl’s Generation. 12) Favorite movie? My favorite movies (yes movies because fuck choosing only one) have to be Alice In Wonderland (the first one duh) & the cartoon movie by Disney, Wolf Children, 5 Centimeters per second, Kimi no Na Wa, A Silent Voice, Bakemono No KO, Coraline, Bleach: Diamond Dust Rebellion, Blue Exorcist movie, Spellbound (K-Drama). 13) Favorite television shows? My favorite television series has to be Another Oh Hae Young, Beautiful Gong Shim & Cinderella and Four Knights. 14) Who is your top favorite actor/actress? Hmm. My favorite actor has to be Travis Willingham (the voice of Kanda Yu because holyshit slaymeplease). Anddddddd the voice of Oscar in RWBY’s Volume 4 & 5. I also like Jr's smooth-ass voice from my Discord server. Other than that, Jaune's voice actor and Yuuri's. 15) What weird things did you believe in as a child? When I was younger I always thought that my toys would move and converse with one another once I left, which was why I always watched them after watching Toy Story. 16) What animal are you afraid of and why? I am not afraid per se, but there are animals I straight-up do not like. 17) What do you think about more than anything else? I don’t think much about anything other than me needing to make a Soramafu Fanfiction before I fucking die. 18) What is the perfect she-cat queen name and appearance? Doefur- A light brown colored she-cat that has forest (spring)-green eyes that have gold around the rims of the pupil. She has white spots littered all over her back like a fawn and a stump for a tail that's got brown on the top but white underneath. Her paws are a darker mud-brown, making her look exactly like a doe. 19) What is the best "evil-name" and appearance for a warrior cat? Blackberry- A sleek, stoic tom with raspberry-red colored eyes that make him stand out. He was originally mates with Featherstar who bore him kits but was mistaken due to the amount of time she decided to spend with a younger warrior, making him turn to a small, snow-white tom, with beautiful sky-blue eyes, named Cloud whom he fell in love with. WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Pretend to have amnesia. 3. Say everything backwards. 4. Run into walls. 5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 6. Go into their room at four in the morning and say; "Good Morning Sunshine!" 7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. 8. Say all of the words in a film. 9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell; "DNA!" 10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!" 11. Talk to a pen. 12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 13. Try and climb the wall. 14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say; "Oh...I get it!" 15. Eat your hair. 16. When you shower or bath yell; "I'm drowning!" 17. At everything they say yell; "LIAR!" 18. Pretend to be a phone. 19. Try to swim in the floor. 20. Tap on their door all night. IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD YOUR SOUNDTRACK BE? Okay, so here's how it works… 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc...) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that is playing 5. When you go to the next question, press the next button, Opening Credits: Hope & Legacy - Joe Hisaishi. Waking Up: Yumetourou - Kimi no Na Wa; Radwimps. First Day Of School: Her Serendipity - BTS. Falling In Love: Stay - Zedd & Alessia Cara or On Love - Eros. Fight Song: INNOCENCE - ALO; Amanda Lee. Breaking Up: I Sleep Well - After The Rain (ATR; Soramafu). Prom Night: Yume Sekai - SAO. Life: Zen Zen Zense! - Kimi no Na Wa; After The Rain (ATR; Soramafu). Mental Breakdown: Reset - Who Are You School 2015 or Yuri On Ice - Yuri!!! On Ice. Driving: X.U. - Owari No Seraph/Seraph of The End. Flashback: Snowy Fairy - Fairy Tail. Getting Back Together: Sakura-Colored Time Capsule - Vocaloid. Wedding: Shine - RWBY. Birth Of A Child: History Maker - Yuri!!! On Ice; Amanda Lee or Dean Fujioka. Final Battle: Whisper - VIXX or Black Suit - Super Junior. Funeral Song: Wonderland - Natalia Kills. Ending Credits: ZERO!! - The Devil Is A Part-timer! (Hataraku Maou-sama). OTP Challenge! Pick 5 OTPs at random without looking at the questions 1. Mafumafu & Soraru. 2. Allen & Kanda. 3. Nezumi & Shion. 4. Gakupo & Piko. 5. Shiro & Kuroh. 1. Do you remember the episode/chapter/scene that you first started shipping 5? I started shipping those two adorable dorks waaaaaaaay before I even touched the first episode. I shipped them when I heard rumors about a new series/movie was coming out with much plot. ;) 2. Have you ever read a Fanfiction about 2? yes i have duh 3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr ID? Yes. I have had Gakupo as my ID. 4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be? BiTCH IT ALREADY HAPPENED AND APPARENTLY THEY WON'T EVER MEET AGAIN AccORDING TO THE AUTHORS FUCKING STOP CRUSHING MY DaMN drEAMS! 5. Why is 1 so important? They are legit perfection. They probably have more chemistry than all of the other ships combined. 6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship? Four isn't even something people shit nowadays and is quite rare, so I think that depending on the story the person is willing to type up, it could be either one of the two. 7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry? Nezumi & Shion otherwise Mafumafu & Soraru since these two idiots live near each other and do things for one another. 8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond? Kanda and Allen do since they're also living together, but they have to put up with both of their beliefs. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night Total: 13. YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. Sometimes you wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. Were you in gymnastics/dance/ice skating? It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting makeup on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything Total: 10. EMO You own at least 5 black shirts You like skinny jeans You're listening to music right now You have painted your fingernails black before You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes Like the color black Dislike most girly girls Have dyed your hair dark (or want to) Sometimes like to be alone Hate popular music Keep hair in front of your face Have given people evil stares Don't get along with parents Have been called emo Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue Complain a lot Owned a studded belt or want one Listen to rock, metal, screamo music. Cuts Total: 11 (I legit have been called emo and all I do is wear pajamas and listen to upbeat music?????). JOCK Own at least 5 jerseys Have 10 or more trophies Wear hair in a ponytail every day Love sports Own 5 or more sweatpants Don't wear makeup Have/had played lacrosse Play more than 2 sports now Can play a sport if you've never played it before You play/ played Basketball on a team You play/ played baseball- softball on a team You play/ played soccer on a team You play/played volleyball on a team You run/ran track You play/ played football on a team Been called a jock Have set a record Are/was friends with your coach Love watching sports Can do 15 push ups without getting tired Total: 7. NERD Wear your pants at your waist In advanced classes(E.G top sets) On Math team Have all A’s Like spending time with your parent(s) Have been called a nerd Are *annoyed* or bullied LOVE to learn Like your teachers Watch history channel (only if something I’m interested in is being featured). Never go anywhere on the weekends Have been called weird Read a book a month You read on your last spring break Have your own website Wear pocket protectors Total: 5. PREP You own mostly Aeropostale You like to shop at Forever 21 Karlotta rousse Wet seal/Delia's You do/have cheerleaded You like rap/hip hop music You like to go to parties You enjoy yourself no matter what You like the colors pink, yellow, green For the most part, you're organized Total: 3 (I only like listening to Rapmon or Suga rap sorry). Name four things that you rely on: (I named six hoes :3) 1. Food. 2. Fanfiction/Wattpad/Aox3. 3. Internet/Wifi. 4. Books. 5. My larger shippings. 6. After The Rain & music in general. A= Hot B=Kind hearted C=Great friend D=Great lover E=Sexy F=Cute G=Cool H=Girly I=Imaginative J=Easy to fall in love with K=Love-able L=Funny M=Adorable N= Beautiful O=Loves a lot of people P=Friendly Q=Popular R=Talented S=Honey Bunny T=Memorable U=Gossiper V=Groovy W=Smiles a lot X=Popular with boys Y=Voice of an angel Z=Natural beauty --x--x--x-- My Pen name: I=Imaginative M=Adorable. W=Smiles a lot. A= Hot. I=Imaginative. T=Memorable. I=Imaginative. N= Beautiful. G=Cool. F=Cute. O=Loves a lot of people. R=Talented. T=Memorable. H=Girly. E=Sexy. R=Talented. A= Hot. I=Imaginative. N= Beautiful. Bandwagon crap: If you have ever listened to someone say something and you REALLY DO listen, word for word, and when they're done you go, "What did you say?", copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Bleach crap: WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH BLEACH If you: - Every time you write with a pen shout 'WRITE UPON THIS GOLDEN PAPER, SHAININGU-ORI!' - When you meet someone new the first thing you ask is what squad they are from - At the beginning of a race shout 'SHUNPO!' - Stay up and watch a black cat all night to check if it's Yoruichi - Find a cave and train there to try and achieve bankai - When your friend rings you up on the phone shout, 'HOLLOW!' - Memorize the kido spells - When there is a thunder storm, run outside and shout 'Way of destruction number 33: Blue fire crash down!' - Call your little brother lil' Shiro - Give each of your friends a squad and make them memorize it - Drink sake until you pass out - When your worst enemy passes you by, shout 'AIZEN!' and kick them - Put 'Bureau of research and development' as your screen saver on your computer - Buy all three bleach games - Draw Kon's paw print on both hands in permanent marker - Put all your school books in a thin white satchel that looks like the one Hanataro wears - Be able to list every squads Captain, Vice captain and their zanpaktous - Spray the Gotei 13 symbol on the back of your school uniform - Call your teachers -Taicho and you head teacher sou-taicho - Write your location as 'The human world' and your job as 'Shinigami' every time you get asked either question - Spray you hair white when ever you have a cough - Buy a shining pink swimming suit and wear it to the beach - Buy a chappy and take it everywhere with you - When your trying to explain something use little bunny pictures on a sketch pad - Put the bleach theme tune as your ringtone - Put black tattoos on your head and chest with a marker - Pile your desk with paperwork - Cut the sleeves off your favourite t-shirt because you know they'll get ripped off when you use Shunko - Wake up and shout 'MATSUMOTO!’ --x--x--x-- List of Hado: #1 Sho- Pushes the target away from the caster. Incantation Unknown. #4 Byakurai- Fires a concentrated, powerful bolt of lightning from the users finger. Incantation Unknown. #11 Tsuzuri Raiden- Electric Current flows through whatever object the user touches. Incantation Unknown. #31 Shakkaho- Fires a red ball of energy at the target. Incantation= "Ye lord! Mask of blood and flesh, all creation, flutter of wings, ye who bears the name of man! Inferno and pandemonium, the sea barrier surges, march on to the south!" #33 Sokatsui- Fires a burst of blue energy at a target, similar to 31, but is stronger with more range. Incantation= "Ye lord! Mask of flesh and bone, flutter of wings, ye who bears the name of Man! Truth and temperance, upon this sinless wall of dreams unleash but slightly the wrath of your claws." #34 Kongobaku- A blast of spherical, red energy similar in strength to a Sōkatsui blast. While both number and classification of this particular spell is not expressly stated, it is clearly a Destructive spell. I have placed it here for this reason, if any other mod disagrees with the ranking they're free to edit it. Incantation Unknown #40 Gaki Rekko- A spell that makes a circle of energy, before firing blasts of green light from its center in a cage-like formation. While both number and classification of this particular spell is not expressly stated, it is clearly a Destructive spell. I have placed it here for this reason, if any other mod disagrees with the ranking they're free to edit it. Incantation Unknown. #54 Haien- Fires a blast of purple spiritual energy that will incinerate a target completely when it makes contact. Incantation Unknown. #58 Tenran- A widening tornado-like blast is fired towards the target. Incantation Unknown. #63 Raikoho- Fires a massive wave of yellow energy at a target. Incantation= "Sprinkled on the bones of the beast! Sharp tower, red crystal, steel ring. Move and become the wind, stop and become the calm. The sound of warring spears fills the empty castle!" #73 Soren Sokatsui- Essentially a doubled version of #33, this spell fires two shots of blue fire with greater potency than the single-shot variety. Incantation= "Ye lord! Mask of blood and flesh, all creation, flutter of wings, ye who bears the name of Man! On the wall of blue flame, inscribe a twin lotus. In the abyss of conflagration, wait at the far heavens." #88 Hiryugekizokushintenraiho- Fires a gigantic electricity blast of spiritual energy resulting in an truly enormous explosion. Incantation Unknown. #90 Kurohitsugi- Forms a box of black energy around a target, which is then pierced by dozens of energy "spears", lacerating the one inside from head to toe. Incantation Unknown. #91 Hyoga Sairen- A spell that fires a massive wave of ice capable of freezing its targets and surrounding area as well as destroying a group of Menos Grande through sheer power. While both number and classification of this particular spell is not expressly stated, it is clearly a Destructive spell. I have placed it here for this reason, if any other mod disagrees with the ranking they're free to edit it. Incantation Unknown. --x--x--x-- List of Bakudo: #1 Sai- Locks a target's arms in place behind their back. Incantation Unknown. #4 Hainawa- An energy rope entangles the target's arms. Incantation Unknown. #8 Seki- Creates a round shield that seems to temporarily paralyze and repel whatever strikes it. Incantation Unknown. #9 Geki- Engulfs the target in red light, completely paralyzing them. Incantation= "Disintegrate, you black dog of Rondanini!! Look upon yourself with horror and then claw out your own throat!" #21 Sekienton- Creates a blast upon activation and is used like a ninja's smoke bomb. Incantation Unknown. #26 Kyokko- Hides the target from sight, by bending light. The spell has the ability to totally hide the presence and reiatsu of the user or specified object. Incantation Unknown. #30 Shitotsu Sansen- Forming a golden triangle with one's finger, it shoots three beams of light that pin the target to one place on a surface, slamming into his or her body in three places in a shape of an equilateral triangle. Incantation Unknown. #37 Tsuriboshi- Creates a star-shaped cushion of Spiritual Energy, which anchors it to nearby objects with "ropes" of spirit particles. It can stop falling objects, acting like a safety net. Incantation Unknown. #39 Enkosen- Summons a shield of condensed reiatsu to block opponents' attacks. Incantation Unknown. # 58 Kakushitsuijaku- Tracks and locates any spiritual force the user focuses on. To activate it, the user must draw a circle on the ground, cut into four parts with a specific character in each. The incantation animates the circle, causing various numbers to appear within until the specific set is found. The number set seems to be a variation on longitude and latitude. Incantation= "Heart of the south, eye of the north, finger of the west, foot of the east, arrive with the wind and depart with the rain." # 61 Rikujokoro- Summons six thin, wide beams of light that slam into a target's midsection, holding them in place. The target is then unable to move any part of their body including the parts that were not struck by the beams. Incantation= "Carriage of Thunder. Bridge of a spinning wheel. With light, divide this into six!" #62 Hyapporankan- A rod formed of energy is thrown towards the target before it disintegrates into numerous short rods which are used to pin the target to the surroundings and render them immobile. Incantation Unknown. #63 Sajo Sabaku- Similar to Bakudō No. 4, but stronger, this spell binds the arms of a target. Incantation Unknown. # 73 Tozansho- Creates an inverted pyramid-shaped barrier around the caster. Incantation Unknown. # 75 Gochutekkan- Summons five incredibly tall and thick pillars which are connected to each other by chains to pin a target to the ground. Incantation= "Walls of ironsand, a priestly pagoda, glowing ironclad fireflies. Standing upright, silent to the end." # 77 Tenteikura- Transmits messages mentally to anyone within an area of the caster's choosing. In addition to reciting the spell, the user must draw specific markings on their arms, which are animated by the spell to convey the messages. The messages can be spoken either by the caster or by another within the vicinity of the caster. Incantation= "Black and white net. Twenty-two bridges, sixty-six crowns and belts. Footprints, distant thunder, sharp peak, engulfing land, hidden in the night, sea of clouds, blue line. Form a circle and fly though the heavens." # 81 Danku- Creates an energy barrier in the form of a rectangular wall.Incantation Unknown. InuYasha crap: Normal people: Don't believe in time travel. Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well. Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword. Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it) Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves. Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin) Normal people: Don't care about the moon. Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P ) Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky. Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan! Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon. Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon! Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means. Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!) Normal people: Say that money is power. Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...) Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick. Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures descendants... (Then hit them anyway) Normal people: Don't think a boomerang could be a weapon. Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the non believers to Sango in a rage. Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly. Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties! Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over. Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru. Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome. Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii. Normal people: Wouldn't copy and paste this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL! Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and paste this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recommend it to all their friends! We Love it! Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is InuYasha-ism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Kagome39, Aithecat, animefangirl92598, MidnightReader03, KagumixMidnight, FallenFan77, The Luckyyy One, Coka Cookie Cola, Rustle-My-Jimmies, Sweet-icy, Raincloud of Song, Female comebacks: Pick up line comebacks, add to it if you have something to add! Man: Where have you been all my life Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" Put This On Your profile If You Love To RP How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you freakin’ jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your profile! :) If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you hate it when a character you really like dies, post this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile #Stole this shit idk where it’s actually from go find it yourselves just google it jfc what it copy & paste for if ya ain’t gonna use it?????????? Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!))): Jobun = Foreword Shô = Chapter --x--x--x-- Numbers: Ichi = One Ni = Two San = Three Shi / Yon = Four Go = Five Roku = Six Shichi / Nana = Seven Hachi = Eight Kyuu = Nine Juu = Ten JuuIchi = Eleven JuuNi = Twelve JuuSan = Thirteen JuuShi = Fourteen JuuGo = Fifteen JuuRoku = Sixteen JuuShichi = Seventeen JuuHachi = Eighteen JuuKyuu = Nineteen NiJuu = Twenty Seasons: Haru = Spring Natsu= Summer Aki = Fall Fuyu= Winter --x--x--x-- Basic phrases: Sayonara = Goodbye Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning Konnichi wa = Good afternoon Konban wa = Good everning Oyasumi nasai = Good night Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year --x--x--x-- Other: Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say every time they answer the phone) Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God Oh Kami = Oh God Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart... Koibito / Amate = Lover Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear' Koi = Love Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan) Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man' Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto) Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura) Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke) Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi) Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man' Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag' Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin Ossan = Old man / Mister Onna = Woman Gaki = Brat I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it. I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it. I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside. I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right. I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark. I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark. I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights. But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night. Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong. But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong. I think of that weight that just hangs above me, Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly. I don't fight it, I don't struggle, I just hold it up. The force on my shoulders, I'm begging it to stop. But I just hold it together, And keep the smile on my face. Just hoping that one day, Someone can take my place. First anime I ever watched: Chi's sweet home, yet the first actual one that launched me into anime was Pokemon, but I did watch SAO when it first released and was immediately hooked. Anime I plan on watching: killing myself dont have time for this weeb shit not sorry What my friends think I am: a piece of trash that should die off to better society What society thinks of me: a fuckinng neet is what they think i am because all i do is legit stay inside and will not go out unless forced to What parents think of me: fucking retarded altogether and a smart ass What my readers think of me: Apparently they think my writing is beautiful and hooks them within the first few sentences. What I think of me: I think that I’m trash that should continue writing shit and become the gay shakespeare. What I really am: I am a seventeen year-old that’s shipping shit and is nothing but tumblr & soramafu trash. The Warrior Cat Fan Oath: (Copy and Paste onto your profile if you are a Warriors fan!) (Squee!) I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someone's face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race. I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother. I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny. I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive. I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end. I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge. I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea. I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart. I'll remember Bramblestar, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health. I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong. I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey. I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose. Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave. I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart. I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test. I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee. I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream. I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more. I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life. Some weeb shit I found somewhere on someone’s profile: You say English, we say Japanese You say cars, we say Nyan Cat You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid You say swords, we say Bleach You say reality, we say anime You say comics, we say manga You say countries, we say Hetalia You say hello, we say konichiwa You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal You say souls, we say Soul Eater You Say Ocean, We Say One piece You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto You say Family, We say Vongola You say notebook,We say Death Note You say Gay, We say Yaoi You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus Re-Post this if you’re an Otaku and proud! Some crap I found on someone’s profile that triggered me: I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at eight years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon rolls; they taste good! The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, then go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up. ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign): AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost. Favorite quotes: "Something that's truly eternal is the memories of your friends." - Eclair, Fairy Tail: Priestess of Phoenix "We don't know what the future brings, so I live and laugh at the present." - Gray, Fairy Tail "The sound of the summer rain that began to fall, and the sound of stepping on fallen leaves, it was you who were listening to it besides me." - Fairy Tail Ending Song, You, me, he and she. ''All I need is the power to be able to protect my comrades. So long as I have the strength to do that, I don't care if I'm weaker than everyone in the world.'' - Erza, Fairy Tail ''I am not alone. I can hear them... I can hear everyone's voices... I can sense everyone's feelings... I am not alone... Everyone's feelings... They support me... They are what give me the will to stand and fight!'' - Natsu, Fairy Tail ''You will kill my friends and the exceeds for your convenience? Something's more important than whether or not there's magic power... It's called living! It's life!'' - Natsu Dragneel, the Salamander of Fairy Tail ''We know our weaknesses. So, what will we do next? We'll get stronger! We'll stand up and fight! Now, there's nothing to fear! Because... We're not alone!'' - Natsu, Fairy Tail ''No... running away by myself? No way... It's always more fun when we're together!'' - Lucy, Fairy Tail ''Anyone who lays a hand on our guild is the enemy.'' - Natsu, Fairy Tail ''Stop that! You will never defeat something like Deliora. It's impossible for you, Gray!'' - UR, Fairy Tail ''Don't start grumbling because you lost, Gray!'' - Natsu, Fairy Tail ''Erza... Was crying... When she wakes from her nightmare... I want her to be her usual self. That's why I will fight!'' - Natsu, Fairy Tail ''A single person's happiness is everyone's happiness. A single person's anger is everyone's anger. And a single person's tears are everyone's tears. Raise your head! You are a part of the Fairy Tail family.'' - Makarov, Fairy Tail ''Prepared to throw your lives away for some duty, you say? What a bunch of crap! Lives aren't meant to be tossed away like garbage! We're fighting because of a friend. And because of our bond, we can overcome anything. Friend's ain't some tools that you use! And they ain't something you can throw away! That's what life's about!'' - Natsu, Fairy Tail ''For... Our friends! They protected the guild... For their friends... And now we're gonna show everyone... The proof, that Fairy Tail's been walking on, all this time!'' - Natsu, Fairy Tail ''You've made enemies of the worst possible guild to piss off.'' - Erza, Fairy Tail ''I ain't gonna let 'em get away... With laughing at one of our own! We ain't gonna lose to someone like you. In fact, you won't be able to keep up with us. If you call yourself a guild, take care of your nakama. That's all I wanted to say.'' - Natsu, Fairy Tail ''Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!'' -Switzerland, Hetalia Current stories I'm working (on not in order yet!): Note: I may make my Soramafu Fanfictions exclusive to only Wattpad. Debating on what to do. 「 Thin Ice 」 Allen is finally allowed to try out ice skating by Cross, but he has to get money out of it. Only thing is, he doesn't know how to! Cross then remembers he has a friend with a son that can, but what if things don't go as he hoped? Adopted from; Unholynight. 『 Being edited and worked upon! 』 「 Mother’s Rosario 」 Allen, an Omega and Kanda, an Alpha are sent on a mission to retrieve Innocence, but one turns out to have an accommodator that's taken a shine to Allen and Kanda while the other―the Rosario has somehow fused with Allen's body without the exorcist knowing it. Komui ends up sending Allen on a mission alone, causing Tyki to show up and stir up some trouble. 『 In progress 』 「 Red Riding Hood Among The Wolves 」 Kanda finally notices a certain whitette being chased in the forbidden forest. He then decides to make him a new edition to his pack...but as his mate and the second Alpha in his pack, yet as an Omega. Once the other packs grasp this information, all of hell will break loose―without a doubt. 『 In progress 』 「 Strawberry Champagne 」 Nezumi, a famous idol enrolls Oliver (his adopted child) at Symphony academy and meets Shion, one of the headmasters of the school who is the person who helped him years ago (which he finds out). Nezumi soon finds out that the whitette has problems of his own and plans to help him-even though he's six months pregnant with an angry Safu on his hands who wishes to bring Nezumi nothing but pain. And that’s not even after both Shion and Nezumi figure out their identities. 『 In progress 』 「 Waiting For The Rain 」 Meant to be the start of a new advanced race of humans, Shion was created by scientists for furthering their explorations. Nezumi is brought into the mix, not created by the scientists, they attempt to test on him to make him into an immune super-human like Shion with success. Banding together, they both secretly plan to escape without the scientists knowing it. 『 In progress 』 「 Sword Art Online 」 2022 was the year, a new video game called Sword Art Online has just been released. The latest technology allows a player to be "literally in the game". As a Beta tester and mostly solo player Kanda, re-enters the game. He soon meets Allen, who is a newbie, at a meeting which was set up to find the first floor's boss. A hundred floors, monsters, death, and love? SAO Yullen au. 『 In progress 』 「 Two Faced Lovers 」 Piko knew he could never truly love Kaito because all he had for him was lust, while the feelings he had for Gakupo were pure. Piko begins to settle in with Gakupo, wondering what to do with his life as a pregnant teenager. Between the child and continuing on with school, Piko begins to question whether to keep it or give up the life he holds. 『 Being tweaked & in progress! 』 「 No Phone, No Life 」 Shiro drops his phone into the toilet...maybe he should've listened to Kuroh? 『 BEING REDONE! 』 「 Tri 」 Shiro found out he was expecting triplets during his last visit to the doctor and doesn't know how to tell Kuroh. Mpreg, Kushiro. 『 Being redone and made into a small series! 』 「 Nine-tail’s Thousand Years of Slumber 」 Allen slowly begins to find bits and pieces of his past memory scattered throughout Feudal Japan―that he’s been reincarnated. He soon realizes that the person he used to be before his current life was an important figure to the people they were living with and around. The person he used to be was a god―not well-known, but one strong enough to allow him to purify whatever he touched―even the ground he walked upon. Kanda an eight-tailed fox, who happens to be the village’s current protector of ‘’his’’ forest lies dormant, waiting to be called upon by the person who had attempted to kill him a thousand years prior. What happens when a unique love blossoms between Master and familiar? 『 Being redone―major editing & in progress! 』 「 Hello, How Are You? 」 Gakupo forces Piko into a fake relationship after just meeting him, but overt ime, begins to develop feelings for the boy while Piko develops feelings for him in return―something he refuses to acknowledge. 『 BEING REDONE & in progress! 』 「 Spun Gold 」 Allen plays with Kanda's hair every morning. Every. Morning. 『 Being redone and made into a small series! 』 「 Oops? 」 When Allen turns into a child with fox ears after an accident in the Science department, he gets dumped on Kanda, who hesitantly decides to babysit him due to him trying to maul everyone else who touches him. While Komui tries to find a solution to the problem, Kanda keeps watch over Allen and as the days pass, he finds the other adorable and that he has unlocked someplace deep within his heart. 『 BEING REDONE & in progress! 』 「 Sakura-colored Time Capsule 」 Nezumi and Shion have known each other since they were children but now that they're in High school, Nezumi has been both distant and overprotective when it comes to Shion. When Shion realizes he has feelings for Nezumi, Safu confesses her feelings to Shion in hopes of him being able to ‘’turn straight’’―even if it means she has to go to horrible lengths to grasp her goal―Inukashi drags her away before she can say much while Shion is left to think about his feelings for Nezumi and Nezumi is left to ponder and reason with his emotions. 『 BEING REDONE & in progress! 』 「 Life’s Choices 」 The famous pianist, Allen Walker is found in an alley near an arguing Kanda and Lavi who take notice of said teen’s actions and decide to rush him to the hospital with the help of Lenalee after witnessing his water breaking. After giving birth with nowhere to go, Allen is about to slip out the window the next morning, leaving his child in the hands of the hospital when Kanda catches him, baby in his arms and has Allen explain as to why he wishes to leave said child. Once he finds out Allen has nowhere to run, he takes him in along with his newborn, knowing that it’s the right thing to do. 『 BEING REDONE & in progress! 』 「 M e m o r i e s 」 Mika looks at a photo album of moments with Yuuichiro and can't help but feel the deep sorrow of losing Yuu, eating at him like guilt. He then closes it and leaves the room, knowing that Yuuichiro is with Shinoa and probably won’t give him a second glance. 『 BEING REDONE! 』 「 Masterpiece 」 Imagine your OTP painting the nursery for their first child, and then getting into a mini paint fight that includes painting a cute picture on the baby bump. 『 BEING REDONE! 』 「 My Inari 」 "Can I be your stupid fox?" -Mikaela Hyakuya. 『 Being redone and made into a small series & in progress! 』 「 The Cat 」 Writing prompt: Imagine person A competing with person B's pet for B's attention/affection. 『 BEING REDONE! 』 「 A Wolf’s Spices 」 Soraru, a traveling merchant who is well-known for his bartering and skills from being a knight sets off towards a town, that throws pagan rituals, he regularly visits to see a friend of his―Lon who he finds out is in close association with the church due to the fact that the Wise Wolf decides to appear before Soraru without warning and speaks with him about how he wishes to escape the village that he had been bound to for centuries upon centuries. 『 In progress 』 「 After The Rain Quest 」 Mafumafu, one of the strongest mages within his region and is summoned to a pub where a guild attempts to get the soloing mage to join their ranks, seeing as he has yet to choose a subclass that will help his first class benefit. Unsure, Mafumafu accepts and gets a bit too close to the guild’s strongest duelist―apparently a legendary one at that. What type of obstacles will Mafumafu avoid while falling in love with the duelist Soraru? 『 In progress 』 「 Prerhythm Arch 」 『 To be entered/interpreted & in progress 』 「 Clock Crest Story 」 『 To be entered/interpreted & in progress 』 「 Kaidoku Funou 」 『 To be entered/interpreted & in progress 』 「 Anti-Clockwise 」 『 To be entered/interpreted & in progress 』 「 Kimi no Na Wa 」 Mafu, another high schooler who lives an ordinary life out in the countryside has been having lucid dreams about being another person and doesn’t know how to cope with it. One day, he finds that he is not himself―as if he had swapped bodies with some other male―and decides to treat his time in said person’s body as if it were all a dream: hanging out with said male’s friends, going to a cafe and eating sweet things he could literally live off of (due to how expensive they are). After living a couple of days in the shoes of said male, Mafu and both Soraru figure out that they are not dreaming, but in fact swapping bodies and need to set some ground rules! 『 In progress 』 「 Before You Wake Up (Yume ga Sameru made) 」 University student, Soraru stumbles upon a boy he’s never met before that claims to have saved him in the past, but happens to know nothing about the outside world. From shopping to holding a fork! But what concerns Soraru the most, is that he’s the most anxious when people attempt to have skin-to-skin contact with said boy. Government agents are sent to look for Mafu due to some type of power he has―one that holds the fate of the world and they wish for him to die for said world. 『 In progress 』 「 Little Raindrop 」 After Shiro has put an end to Jungle, he finds out that the time he’s spent with Kuroh―alone have caused him to gain a bit of weight, binge-eat, and vomit in the mornings. All the while still pondering whether or not to take back his old body or keep the one he’d been forced into and become accustomed to. Everything that’s happened so far begins to hit Shiro where it counts―possibly ending with him having a miscarriage. He fears that if he tells Kuroh anything now that he might get too hopeful―mostly because of how stressed the whitette happens to be. 『 In progress 』 「 Thorns of A Rose 」 Mafumafu, a depressed College student who wishes to attain his clarity speaks with a Reaper who listens to the nonsense he has to rant about. He continuously begs for the Reaper to give him his clarity, but the Reaper deems him not worth enough to obtain such a feeble thing. Instead, he gives Mafumafu a proposition instead: fall in love with me and I shall accept the monsters that lie in the dark, or if you commit suicide, I will die as well. We shall be the modern-day ‘Romeo & Juliet’. 『 In progress 』 「 Swaying From Season To Season 」 『 To be entered/interpreted & in progress 』 「 Feathers Across The Seasons 」 『 To be entered/interpreted & in progress 』 「 I Sleep Well 」 Mafumafu has been having lots of trouble trying to sleep lately due to vague nightmares which plague his mind and decides to sit down with Soraru, drinking some coffee while the bluenette murmurs comforting words to the whitette. After a while, Mafumafu tells him the biggest secret he’s hidden from everyone―especially Soraru. 『 In progress 』 「 You Only Live Once 」 『 To be entered/interpreted & in progress 』 「 Reasons Why I Left You Behind 」 Mafumafu―a Junior in High School at Yamamura who has recently commited suicide, leaving his family and ''friends'' shocked that they barely knew a thing about him. He ends up leaving two sets of boxes behind before his death. |