Alternate Ending Chapter (starts when both Allen Jr. and Kanda Jr. come out to play!)

"FUCK!" All heads turned to Allen, who was moaning. "I..(here he looked around wildly for an excuse, improvising.)..IT HURTS SO GOOD! KOMUI THIS CLASS IS AMAZING! MY BACK PAIN IS GONE!" Komui gave a modest nod and everyone returned to their poses.

"Allen...my back needs to stretch a little more- right there-" Kanda grunted with satisfaction as he slowly straddled Allen's lower half and made tight circles with his hips.

"Good job Kanda and Allen!" Komui called out. "A lower hip massage works wonders." Allen's breath hitched as Kanda flipped him over so he was on his back and spread his legs, moaning wantonly.

"Flexibility, everyone. That is what we aim to achieve." Komui got off of a disappointed Reever. "Kanda and Allen have it. They've been doing so well, in fact, I think that they've earned couple privileges. You two are exempt from the rest of the lesson plan today."

"Aww, they've just been fucking!" Lavi whined, but was instantly quieted by a look from Lenalee. "Lavi, can't you see? They've reached the enlightened stage where they're combining yoga and massage, something we haven't figured out yet!"

Lavi muttered underneath his breath, "The only reason we haven't reached the 'enlightened stage' yet is 'cause your brother won't let me get past first base with yo-" "Hm?" "Nothing." He resumed the Lotus pose, sulking.

The crisp morning air was punctuated with Allen's cries "Ah- Kanda-right there!" and Kanda's "F-fuck, you're so tight" while the rest of the yoga class stretched cheerfully.