Well, hello. I am a woman, hailing from the wonderful land of Aus. I am a keen gamer, my absolute favourite games being the Mass Effect and Dragon Age franchises. My weaknesses are accents, emotionally armoured women and morally ambiguous gents with sexy voices. Bioware brings these things in spades.

My favourite Bioware pairings are:

FemShep/Miranda (the apex what-if couple, cannot get enough of these two)
FemShep/Samantha (she came in pretty late, but that accent absolutely owns me)
FemShep/Ashley (pretty new to this fandom, but it's steadily growing on me)
FemHawke/Isabela (the only option worth taking in DA2, in my opinion)
FemHawke/Arishok (don't give me that baritone and then deny me a romance!)
FemMageWarden/Cullen (confused, conflicted authority figure? Let me help you out with that…)

My most hated Bioware pairings are:

Kaidan/FemShep (I've tried to like him. I want to like him. I just don't)
Jacob/Anyone (a dude that boring does not deserve to win the priiize from anybody)
Jack/Miranda (to each their own, but I just don't get it)
Anders/Hawke (I really can't stand that guy)
Fenris/Hawke or Isabela (he's a boring, abrasive, energy-drainer)

My current stories are:

The Pirate and the Mage - a short FemHawke/Isabela story covering a rivalmance. Diplomatic mage Hawke. My first attempt at fanfiction. It's not great. I'll probably re-write it one day. Status: Complete

The Girl Crush - a FemShep/Miranda pairing. Focusing mostly on humour, fluff and smut. Spanning from ME2 - ME3. My main project. Status: In Progress

Green is the Loneliest Colour - a FemShep/Shiala series of smut one-shot. Status: In Progress

100 Days of Ash - a Femshep/Ashley pairing, following the in-between moments from ME1. Status: In Progress

The Shawson Adventures - a series of non-linear, random, ridiculous one-shots following the lives of FemShep and Miranda after the reaper war. Status: In Progress (started writing, will publish at the completion of The Girl Crush).

All of my stories are rated M for violence, language and sexual content. I like to write about the things that I feel are underrepresented on this site, so I like to rep a renegade Shepard, and explore unusual pairings. I also never, ever depict a FreckleShep; she doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned. Reading wise, I'm a sucker for a good romance, and I'll give any of them a go as long as they're not on my hated pairings list.

Fair warning - I am a complete slore when it comes to reviews. I think this is very important, and I believe there needs to be less "readers", more "reader-reviewers" on this site. It takes a lot of time to sit down and write a fic, and feedback is invaluable in terms of confidence/story building. So if you've enjoyed something that an author has put on here, don't be shy, just take 60 seconds out of your day to let them know what you thought. I am a big reviewer myself, as a lot of people know. All my feedback, even the constructive criticism, comes from a place of love, and I will never, ever flame (unlike this mentally unstable, malicious, bigoted piece of trash. If you write slash pairings, block her immediately.)

Well that is - in no concise way - me in a nutshell. Please feel free to drop me a line if you wish to discuss gaming (none of my friends are into it and sometimes I just want to explode!) or if you have any good story recommendations.

Until then, farewell!

UPDATE: As of October 2014... *

I am still alive, and am ever so sorry for the extreme delay in updates for all of my stories. Life stuff, ya know? Anyway, all stories are currently being worked on, and updates will occur shortly. Thank you for your support and patience.