To all my readers: my PC blew up again, but i have finished writing my main HiJack story. as soon as I get it fixed I will type it down and post it. Love ya all.

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Disclaimer number two: I do NOT own any character but the OCs in my fics. And the AUs as well.

Name: Ilmazzobro (I'd be crazy if i gave you my real name! I'm undercover!)

Age: I turned 20 this August!

Sex: Male (So much for who thinks that being a girl is better!)

Birthplace: The awsometastic city of Prato, that lies between the green hills in Tuscany, Italy!

Occupation: I studed at what we call a "Liceo Classico". It's like a... I don't really know... maybe a grammar school... maybe. We study lots of Italian, Latin and ancient Greek. God (well... Zeus to say it better) do I ever love ancient Greek. I am now a mechanical engineering student.

Perks of being me: At the moment, none.

Virtues: I'm a child on the inside and I'll never stop to be like this! What else... I'm both sensible and sensitive so i don't need to trouble my mind, remebering the right traslation in italian of each of them (which is very similar for both of them). I love, Love, LOVE, FUCKING LOVE, writing romance and Hurt/Comfort stories, even if I dont't know if this is a virtue. I always have the right words to soothe someone's pain and I am a good listener.

Vices: I tend to be selfish sometimes, maybe due to my eternally childish mind. I'm reeeeally cocky. And when I say really, I mean very FUCKING much! Sometimes I swear a lot. I almost always forget to use the 'I' instead of the 'i' when 'I' is subject

Loves: Dragons and anything that is related to them! In fact i wish I could, somehow grow wings and fly away! Also i love dreamworks' movies.

Hates: Drizzle, because if it has to rain then let it shower!

Motto: Life is boring without madness. In fact where is all the fun without that sparkle that makes you say, totally out of the blue, something on the lines of "Today I want to go try parachuting... HELL Let's do it!" and makes you actually go parachuting the same day.

Favorite authors (not of fanfictions): Surely Homer (man I so fucking love Odyssey's verses, they are so musical when read in ancient Greek. The actually make me sigh, making me dream of those adventures) and, taking a look at the philosophy, I love the way Plato and Aristotles write (God they are so captivating). Talking of Comedy my favourite is, without any doubt, Aristophanes: he is fucking exhilarating! Averting our gazes from the Greeks and turning it to the mighty Romans my favourite authors are Virgil and Catullus (Go read his 'Carmina' number 16 and 36 in particular. Thay are simply awesome). But the epitome of the Latin oratory art is Marcus Tullius Cicero. He is Fucking splendid. He is, like, the best lawyer ever, not to mention the philosopy and putting aside the political operas, and the best Roman man ever. Period. Shifting into a later era, there is Dante Alighieri, the peak of the Italian literature. The Divine Comedy is simply... overwhelming. It's fantastic. I even know the first two... ehm, i don't know how they are called in English... maybe chapters? (In Italian it is 'canti'). Anyway i know the first two chapters of the 'Hell' by heart. They are soooo beautiful. Talking about contemporary writers... well the one i prefer among all the others here in Italy is Licia Troisi. I love her fantasy books. They make me dream of those fantastic words with dragons and magic and warriors. Oh, I wish i was inside one of them. Talking about other countries... I simply love Christofer Paolini (by far the Inheritance cycle is my favourite group of english books, even though I would have liked a better ending) and Trudi Canavan, but I like Suzanne Collins too.

Authors I hate: ONLY ONE- Stephanie Mayer. Man, those books are so fucking cliché. They are boring. And i usually like vampires killed, not loved. (But i have to admit that the ones in fanfictions seem a lot better than the ones in Twilight's books, so I don't mind them. I just fucking hate Twilight. Do no take this personally, though! It's just my opinion)

My favourite persons: Stephen Hawking. He is someone who has a pair of guts big as the whole planet. Look at what he did in his condition. He is someone to imitate. He never gave up. He is a great man. And i like astrophysics so i just like him more. I like Einstein too. He was kind of a fricking genius!

Favorite statement found in someone else's profile: If you wish you could meet me, or any of your other friends that you don't know outside of fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Favorite word: Supercalifragilisticexpiralidocious

Favorite pairings:

ToothCup (ToothlessxHiccup or the other way round) and don't tell me they aren't cute!

HiJack or FrostCup (HiccupxJack Frost or the other way round) they are even cuter than the previous!

KibaNaru or NaruKiba (KibaxNaruto or the other way round) I don't know why, but I always thought they were nice together. They're sweet!

LinkxDarkLink (as above) I guess it's the charm of the dark side. And the fact that I love TLOZ games!

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Favorite stories: Tons, actually! Look. And soon I'll add more

Revealing a Kitsune (KibaNaru) complete. Check this out because it's fucking awesome! I cried when i read it!

Bad Karma (KibaNaru) complete

Destined for each other (Kibanaru) complete

Mend my broken heart (KibaNaru) complete

Truth or Dare (KibaNaru)

For the love of a dragon (ToothCup) almost complete, but I don't know if it's going to be finished.

Zero to Hero (ToothCup) complete. Really nice, should read

Forbidden love (ToothCup) complete. Realy beautiful.

How to love your dragon (ToothCup) complete. The only non totally Yaoi i ever liked.

Fishing for a smile (KibaNaru) complete. This was really sweet. I suggest you read it

Bite me you big bad wolf (KibaNaru) complete. Kinda funny

New found love (ToothCup) complete. Really good. I loved it.

Mehr Als Es Scheint (ToothCup) complete

Burn it to the ground (Toothcup) complete

Crossing the lines of right (Toothcup) complete

Seasons may change (ToothCup) complete You should read it, really.

The fishing Trip (KibaNaru) complete. Loved it

Modern Myth (ToothCup) One of the MOST awesome stories I ever read. Must read this, absolutely. I cried for this too.

Dragon and his rider (ToothCup) complete

Swimming in Hearts (KibaNaru) complete One of the highest expressions of hurt/comfort.

Make me Forget (NaruKiba) complete

Getting him to love me (KibaNaru) complete

Simple Addition (KibaNaru) complete. Really nice

Love has its troubles (NaruKiba) complete. Loved it

Damaged Goods (KibaNaru) complete. Really beautiful

It's not easy (KibaNaru) complete. Short yet good

Tragic canine Lovers (KibaNaru) complete. This is fucking awesome. You have to read this. It's really beautiful. I cried for this too!

Deeper than Friends (ToothCup) complete.

All I want is you (KibaNaru) complete.

A romantic kind of mystery (KibaNaru) it's really nice!

Dragon claims and human Change (ToothCup) complete. I really loved this.

Finally visible (HiJack) complete. Simply Beautiful. Must read

His inner Demons (FrostCup) complete. I love it! No other words. I love it. Should read

Our Beginning (HiJack/FrostCup) really nice.

I'll see it when I believe it (HiJack) complete. It's(together with the next)the epitome of Hurt/Comfort. Must read. I cried, reading the end

Philophobia (FrostCup) Read above. It's fucking beautiful. Must read

Jack frost's dating advice (FrostCup) complete. Really nice and has a sequel. Should read

Hiccup Nights, remember me (FrostCup) sequel to Jack Frost's dating advice. Really nice like the previous. Should read

Sleeping with Ghosts (ToothCup) complete even if it doesn't seem so. Really beautiful. The fifth one i cried for. Must read

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Random Shit Time!

25 Reasons I owe my mother.

1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mout and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about weather.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children i htis world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.

" You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."

If you want to suggest any other story i should read... just tell me. I'd love to check that out.

If someone needs help with writing i'm ready to help. Just PM me. I'd love to write with someone else.

Ok. That's all. Check out my stories though.

ByeBye

P.S.: Favorite quotes -

- βρεκεκεκεξ κοαξ κοαξ ( brekekekex coax coax ) this is what Aristophanes thinks a choir of frogs and swans sounds like. He also thinks that Bacchus' farting butt sounds like this.

- τοτωπριξ τοτοτοτοτοτοτοτινξ ( totoprix totototototototinx ) this is the bird's chirping in Aristophanes' opinion. I'm still wondering what fucking kind of birs is this or if he was smoking some kind of weed. Because if he was i want that stuff too!

- αττατατταται ωποποι ( attatattatai opopoi ) this is a cry of pain in Aristophanes' opininon.

- Quo usque tandem abutere Catilina patientia nostram? ( for how long are you going to abuse our patience, Catilina?)

Cicero "in Catilinam" I

- Pedicabo vos ego et irrumabo, (I'll fuck your mouth and your ass)

Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi. (Aurelius, you queer, and Furius, you faggot)

Catullus 'carme 16'

- Annales Volusi, cacata carta ( Volusius' chronicles, shitted paper )

Catullus 'carme 36'

- Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita ( Midway upon the journey of our life)

Mi ritovai per una selva oscura ( I found myself within a forest dark)

Che la diritta via s'era smarrita (For the straightforward path had been lost)

Dante Alighieri, Hell I, 1-3.

- "We are very busy bringing joy to children, we don't have time... for children?"

North, Rise of the Guardians

- "[...] The wind in my... cheat sheet!"

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, How to train your dragon