WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!! MY PROFILE IS VERY LONG!! ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU HAVE ABOUT THREE HOURS TO DEVOTE TO READING STUPID QUOTES/SAD POEMS/AND RANDOM STUFF!!!! IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF THERE ARE CURSE WORDS ON ANY PART OF THIS!! I COPIED MOST OF THIS SO BLAME THE ORIGINAL AUTHORS!! BUT HAHAHAHAH YOU DON'T KNOW THE ORIGINAL AUTHORS SO YOU BETTER JUST SHUT UP AND QUIT ACTING LIKE YOU NEVER HEAR THESE WORDS!!!!!!! UNLESS YOU LIVE IN SUCLUSION YOU HAVE TO HAVE HEARD THESE WORDS BY THIS POINT IN YOUR LIFE!!!!! :D ENJOY!!!!!!! MISSISSIPPI HOTDOGS (anyone who went to my elementary school and was in strings will know what this means)

OKAY! SOOO, ONE OF MY FRIENDS WRITES STORIES AND WANTS PEOPLE TO READ THEM. BBUUUUTTT SHE HATES USING HER ACCOUNT. SO ALL HER STORIES SHALL BE HENCEFORTH TYPED ON MY PAGE. JUST A WARNING TO ALL YOU DOOFS; MY FRIENDS HATES CHILD ABUSE AS MUCH AS I DO, AND SHE BELIEVES IN CORPORAL PUNISHMENT!!! SO, BASICALLY ALL HER STORIES WILL HAVE ONE OF THOSE IN IT. HER NAME IS The Phantasmagorical Phantom. SHE ALSO DOESN'T GIVE A FLIP ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OFF HER...UM...TASTE IN TV SHOWS. CHECK HER PROFILE FOR IMFORMATION! PEACE!!!

I'm so awesom i don't even need the e.

What up everybody i'm Fuchsia Phantom. If it isn't obvious i love Danny phantom my absolute fav show. OMG I want to send a shout out to Twins of the Earth you got me interested in ff and in writing it. SO thanks alot :):):):):). DP is probably the only thing i will write for but i might mix in a few others. One other thing i might rate some of my stuff to high because i get nervous. One other other thing is that some stories might have a background and i will try to paste the background as a first chapter.

The table of kinda sorta accurate contents

1. Info about me
2. My tv shows in order of favortism
3. You know you're obssessed with DP when...
4. My version of ff shorthand
5. Things I support
6. Awesome quotes/things I copied and pasted
7. My own quotes
8. Sad/depressing poems
9. Actual information about my stories

Twins of The Earth has gotten to me I absolutely hate Child abuse. Most of my stories will probably include something about it. I want to end it. Help me end it. It is horrible. Go to the Y or a playgrouund, look at those little kids having fun and enjoying the oblivous nature of being young. Being young is the only time we get to be truely oblivous to the horrors of this world. Make sure it stays that way, don't have these kids experience the horror of earth before they even know 3x3. End the Hell known as child abuse.

Also we need to help youth caregivers. To anyone who doesn't know, this means the kid and adult have basically switched roles. The child is the main provider for the home. I hoorah these children, they work hard to support their familes. We need to help them, they shouldn't have the weight of the world on their shoulders.

If you haven't figured it out i hate alot about this world.

Info about me

I'm a girl

Age: under twenty over a million

Home: America but you don't know which one. :P

Story status: active

I love fuchsia/magenta not pink. I can't stress that enough

Fuchsia is what you get when you cross purple-red and magenta

I am a middle kid with a boy twin 2 older brothers and an older sister, then 3 younger sisters and a younger brother. It goes boy/girl/girl, girl, boy/me, boy, girl, boy. (Youngest to oldest)

I like eating chicken and reading ff

My hair is died:magenta/orange/royal blue/indigo/and naturally: jet black with strawberry blonde tips

I want to be goth but my mother won't let me

I'm a total social outcast. (AKA being friends with me is social suicide.)

I hate being popular so don't pity me

I have like mega black eyes that look purple

I have five ear piercings.

I'm the world's absolute worst speller so if some words don't make sense blame autocorrect

Please no flames about my stories or no big flames i'm sensitive... NOT!

I hate boys cuz they got cooties

Kidding on the last one

15 is my fav #

I learned this # as the number sign not some stupid hash-tag or whatever.

My b-day is 15150 (figure it out)

Dani beats Danny big time

I love people who love my writing

In the movie of my life the theme would be Imperfect Girl by T.A. T.U. or Perfect (clean version) by P!nk

My TV shows in order of favoritism:
1. Danny Phantom
2. Danny Phantom
3. Danny Phantom
4. Danny Phantom
5. Danny Phantom
6. W.I.T.C.H.
7. Totally spies
8. Sailor moon
9. American Dragon: Jake Long
10. The life and times of Juniper Lee

You know you're obsessed with DP when:

1. You convince your friends to call you the name of one of your halfa OC's
2. You're convinced that if you concentrate you can use ecto-blasts
3. You try to fly
4. You comment on DP and your friends can easily respond
5. A teacher asks you a question instead of blurting out a number you say "Freeze Skulker"
6. You only think about how to make the series better
7. You try to walk through walls
8. Disappear
9. And ghostly wail
10. All your dreams take place in Amity Park or the Ghost zone
11. You're more afraid of Walker than the police officers in your school
12. You tell your sibling to shut up or you'll sick Cujo on them
13. You get agrivated if someone does a pairing you don't like. (DannyxDani dating. BLEH!!!)
14. You live on FanFiction and Netflicks
15. You freak on your mom if she deletes your DP from the DVR
16. Your convinced that when your're angry you flash green"Scary eyes".
17. Your friends have every episode memorized just by listening to you.
18. Your fav color is ecto green

My version of FF shorthand!
OC= original character
c/p= copy and paste
AU= Alternate Universe
ff= fanfiction
A/N= author's note

Things i support:
The return of Danny Phantom
Danny and Sam
An end to Danny and Paulina
Dani and Danny father daughter
Rini and Serena mother daughter
Ron and Kim
Kim and Shego
Starflight and Sunny
Chase and Rory (Aurora)
Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons
Music... forever
Love
An end to child abuse
Kick butt girls
Gay rights
An end to sexisim, ageism and racism
The permanent termination of Spongebob
Dash getting sucked into the ghost zone
Sam having ghost powers
Awesome kids
Free candy ...nuff said
Fanficton
Life
Death
Freedom of expression
Freedom of Speech
Anyone brave enough to say these outloud
An end to popularity (never gonna happen)
An end to having to run a mile in gym
Making school hours shorter
And whatever else i can't think of right now. :D

Okay now about me updating I update faster if i know people like it so review please!!! My mom and i share (But my older siblings each have their own how unfair) a computer so if i don't update know that i'm still writing and will update as soon as she stops internet flirting!! If you read one of my stories and i haven't upadated tell me you like it and i will continue it. My limit is 10 years if i haven't written for it in 10 years i probably won't. Sometimes in my stories i curse but not often. I don't consider Heck, Dag, crap, freak, frig, frick or crud curses so if you do leave now. I write my stories on MW and just post them so ya know. I don't post for reviews but they make me post faster. :)

Now for awesome quotes/things i copied and pasted!!!

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own song and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile

I am who I am and I be who I be, you can kiss my butt if you don't like what you see.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Party hard, rock and roll. We're the class you can't control

I'm not clumsy, I just think faster than I move.

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

Being mature is overrated.

I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

Strange Things to Say When Stressed

1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!"

2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"

3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

4. "This day sure was a total waste of make-up"

5. "Well, aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"

6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."

7. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"

8. "This isn't school. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting"

9. "I started out with nothing still have most of it left"

10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"

11. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"

12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"

14. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."

15. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

16. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

17. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"

18. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."

19. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"

20. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

21. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport."

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK IT IS FUNNY!

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART.

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG.

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY.

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH.

Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT.

Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL.

So why bother?

So youre saying that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dont ask every guy out.
i'm special because i act silly in public.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a hippy because i'm not cool with violence.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a moron because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test... but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

labels dont define me

I am that girl.

The most unathletic

The braniest

The one that hates social gatherings

The one that would rather read than Skype

The least popular

The one thatg oes through school in the shadows, going unseen

The one that can creep up behind you without being seen

Post this into your profile and add your name if you're weird and like it! - royalfuschia, Fuchsia phantom

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this

i'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl who knows everyone's name, for good or for bad.

Im the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

Im the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

Im the girl that walks like i am proud.

Im the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

Im the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT i'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

Im the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

Im the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.

Im the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idiot.

Im the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.

Im the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.

Im the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

Im the girl who isnt always a people person.

Im the girl that doesnt WANT or NEED a boyfriend.

Im the girl who thinks boys arent worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?

Im also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.

I'm that girl...

The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

The girl who makes your girlfriend jealous even though I am only your friend.

The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

The girl that would freak out about meeting a famous author while everybody else freaked out about the newest celebrity.

The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming about their wedding day. [i dream about both]

The girl who doesn’t care that she has acne from getting stressed too much or does not need a guy to complete her.

The girl that people look through when I say something.

The girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

The girl that people call weird either behind my back or to my face.

The girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

The girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Greek and Egyptian mythology, who can express herself better with words than without words, and knows the importance of the little things. If this is you, copy/paste to your profile, adding your name on the end. SamXDanny :) Fuchsia Phantom ;)

I'm the girl everyone calls dumb,

I'm the girl everyone looks down on

I'm the girl they called fat

I'm the girl who was called ugly everyday

I'm the girl who got called class pet year after year

I'm the girl they said was worth nothin

I'm the girl who cried her self to sleep at night when no one could hear

I'm not dumb, I am smarter then they know

I'm not fat, I'm one of the skinniest of the school

I'm not ugly I'm beautiful in my own way

I'm not class pet, or a kiss up I'm just a good student

I'm not worthless I'm priceless

The tears did no harm

I'm the girl who smiled though it all.

Repost if you've ever been bullied, or teased

(started by monkeywriter jr)

Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team

Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls; Would think this was garbage

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

To the world you are but one person, yet to one person you are the world.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

I don't want someone perfect because that's too hard. I want someone who actually listens when I talk, who when we fight we both know that neither meant the mean things they said, who applies to some of the things listed above, who doesn't care what you look like or how much money you have, who really loves me, who when we talk we understand each other. Except i know there's no one on earth or the Ghost Zone like that so i am forever alone.

I don't wanna fall in love. Once you fall you can't get up people can kick you and take advantage of you. I don't want to be hurt ever so I shall just be forever alone. I will just die in an empty house because no one cares for me. I don't want false love so I have higher standards. I guess since no one rises to the occasion I can pretend like it doesn't bother me. But really the fact that no one even cares I'm here is what bothers me the most. Copy and paste if you are forever alone so we all know in our time of distress and need that we are never truly alone. Fuchsia Phantom

Danny and Sam stood on a balcony alone. Sam was scared but she began asking because she felt she had to know.

"Danny, do I ever cross your mind?"

"No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose -- Me or your life."

"My life."

Sam, feeling like she wants to cry, begins to run off when suddenly Danny's hand grabbed her wrist. She turns to tell him to let go but then he smirked and spoke.

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

Sam's eyes widened at this statement and as Danny wraps his arms around her and continues speaking,

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Sam starts to grin as she returns the embrace crying from happiness.

Support DannyXSam by copying and pasting this on your profile. Or change the characters for your own purposes. Or both.

You think My Danny Phantom obsession is unhealthy, but I think your JUSTIN BIEBER obsession is unhealthy, so who's the winner here?
From Sam L Mason

[Dictionary def.]Love:a profoundly tender passionate affection for another person.
[My def.] Love: Finding the one other person on this earth (or Ghost Zone) that can laugh at your crummy jokes, can handle your anger, operates on the same weird frequency and who sees your soul not your skin. Copy and paste if you believe in love, Fuchsia Phantom

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" just know you're awesome.

About 95% of the population would die on the spot if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of a building about to jump. Repost if you're one of the 3 percent who would cheer, the 1% that would wonder how she got up there or the 1% who would call the fire department, but hope they don't make it in time.

They say guns don't kill people people kill people but i'm pretty sure if you stood there yelling bang not that many people would die.

One day a dad comes home drunk and mad. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself. His little girl sits behind the couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family. On her first day to Sunday School, she walks into the building and sees a picture of Jesus on The Cross.The little girl asks the teacher, "How did that man get off the Cross?"The teacher replied, "He never did."The little girl argued, "Yes he did! When mommy and daddy fought, he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright..."66 of you won't repost this. But remember, the Bible said, "Deny Jesus in front of your friends and I will deny you in front of my Father." Repost this if you're not ashamed. Let God's love be spread. :) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP. "Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOUR. "When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS. "Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

For People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are)

I hate all of these but the bold apply to me.

For everyone who hates stereotypes:

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (weren't you just calling me anorexic)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!!!

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (or vice versa)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (I'm nowhere close to an only)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, andfuture. (Ditto...)

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (I believe women have a right to choose whatever they want to do with their own bodies.)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm shy so I must be psycho and anti-social

Me
On my hands you can see ink stains
In my hair you can see little sparkles of glitter.
On my arms and legs you can see a rainbow of paint blots
In my hands you can see millions of pencils, colors, and brushes
In my eyes you can see a spark of curiosity and life.
The words I speak are filled with excitement and enthusiasm.
And in my mind you can see a world filled with extraordinary ideas and feelings swirling around in an endless whirlpool of imagination.
I am Creativity.

IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. The Girl you just said has cheap clothes? Has to work and care for her family because no one else seems to care. There's a lot more to people than you think. Copy and paste this if you're against bullying

Girl combacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell

The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it’s cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection.)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money.)

6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off.)

8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside instead.)

9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave ‘m in the middle.)

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 8

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 7

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 9

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.

Total: 6

I'm the kid that even the teachers look through when i talk

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

11. Only in America ...do they have shopping carts in a grocery store and not in a mall

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Don't play stupid with an idiot, they'll always win

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not as dumb as you look

I'm smiling, you should be running.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

It's true that it takes moe muscles to frown than to smile, but it's also true that slapping someone takes even fewer muscles.

"If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were really trying in the first place."

"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies."

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. Not this one in particulair.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. (or a TV show DP)

If you've ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (HELL YEA!!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

are now laughing at your own stupididty

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face

"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there."-HateOnMe73

Everyone somehow always hears this and i found it on someone's profile:
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself. (Oh all the time.)
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (ain't I weird like that?)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (I am talking to someone. My imaginary friend Jerry.)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.(I am always eating candy. I have a secret stash in my room.)
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.(I never check it)
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(If I actually e-mail)
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.(People ask me for stuff.)
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.(I think I myself have A.D.D.)
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(Eh.)
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.(Hell yeah.)
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.(Yup.)
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.(Ok. I'm only in grade school, so...)
(These're all feather flyer's answers) Copy and Paste this if you're a writer feather flyer, Fuchsia Phantom,

You got a problem with me?

Solve it.

Can't stand me?

Sit down.

Can't face me?

Turn around.

You think I'm tripping?

Tie my shoe.

If you like me, great.

If you hate me, even better.

You think you know me?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!

A message to haters:

You don't have to love me. You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me!

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Copy and paste this ONLY if you can read this.

Friends (Ender’s guide ) I c/p this so the curse words are tot not my fault. I'm too lazy to write it so i'm too lazy to change it.

FRIENDS:

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS SO FREAKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Knows your number by heart.

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through elementary/middle/high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say "It's because your aren't straight, isn't it?"

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS:

Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS:

Help you move.

BEST FRIENDS:

Help you move the body.

FRIENDS:

Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS:

Sit there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS:

Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Already has a sword ready to kill the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen

BEST FRIENDS:

Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parent's house.

FRIENDS:

Ask before they go into your room

BEST FRIENDS:

Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes

FRIENDS:

Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster

BEST FRIENDS:

Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" when you explain your predicament

FRIENDS:

Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class

BEST FRIENDS:

Laughs, and never let you forget it.

FRIENDS:

Never borrows money...

BEST FRIENDS:

Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."

FRIENDS:

Will give you your phone back

BEST FRIEND:

Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.

FRIENDS:

Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS:

Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS:

Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS:

Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS:

Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS:

Are jumping with you

FRIENDS:

Comes over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS:

Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS:

Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS:

Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS:

Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS:

Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS:

Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS:

Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:

Dares you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS:

Dares you to go streaking

FRIENDS:

Calls you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS:

Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS:

Meets your boyfriend and says 'nice to meet you'

BEST FRIENDS:

Meets your boyfriend and scares the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS:

Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS:

Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS:

Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS:

Just shout "GIMME"

FRIENDS:

Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS:

Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS:

Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS:

Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS:

Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS:

Will eat yours

FRIENDS:

Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry, she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS:

Come over for a sleepover and watch tv while you clean.

BEST FRIENDS:

Come over for a sleepover and help you clean your room (during the commercials)

FRIENDS:

Bring over ice cream and rom-coms when the guys dumps you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Calls him and says "Till i get to your house. Make it count."

FRIENDS:

Are leading the police off your trail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are sitting next to you in jail saying, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE LOOKOUT!!!"

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will re post this crap!

Your guy side:

You love hoodies.(I “borrow” Jason’s all the time.)
You love jeans.(All I wear.)
Dogs are better than cats. (Well Der)
Its hilarious when people get hurt.(depends on how hurt and who caused it.)
You've played with/against boys on a team.(It's fun to watch them cry. And i have two freakin older brothers!!)
Shopping is torture.(girly moment I only like shoe shopping.)
Sad movies suck.(I mean, why would you want to be sad?)
You own(ed) an X-Box.(And a PS2, ect.)
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.(I have two older brothers. Of course I frickin did!)
At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter. (I have a twin brother and Lilith can’t cook to save her life I am a fire fighter)
You own(ed) a DS, PS3 or Sega.(Yup.)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.(It's fun to watch people freakout.)
You go to your dad for advice.(I mainly keep to myself.)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.(Really comfy.)
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.(I hate crowds.)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.(3 of the 5.)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.(I never care what people think.)
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.(Who doesn't?...Don't answer that.)
Sleep with your socks on at night.(I always have cold feet.)

Total: 17 out of 25 (I am an actual girl)

Your girl side:

You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.( fine I admit.)
You love to shop.(only for shoes.)
You wear eyeliner.(Why do I have to wear makeup again?)
You wear the color pink.(My favorite color is BLACK.)
Go to your mom for advice.(I keep to myself.)
You consider cheerleading a sport.(That is not a sport. It's an excuse for girls to wear slutty outfits.)
You hate wearing the color black.(Again. It's my favorite color.)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(I’m intitled to some girliness)
You like wearing jewelry.(I wear a bat necklace and a hairbow. That's it.)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(Those are just as bad as dresses.)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.(Shoe shopping twice a year is enough for me.)
You don't like the movie Star Wars.(OK, that is defiantly for geeks.)
You were/ are in gymnastics/dance(Gymnast previously.)
It takes you around/more than 1hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(Don't wear make-up and 30 minutes at most.I only take long showers to annoy my sibs]
You smile a lot more than you should.(I smile as often as a rainbow in Hawaii.)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.(A pair of black and pink wedges and sneakers)
You care about what you look like.(Doesn't matter to me. I can kick your butt from here to next Tuesday)
You like wearing dresses when you can.(You won't catch me dead in one.)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(My natural scent is just fine.)
You love the movies.(Too crowded and it gives me a headache.)
You used to play with dolls as little kid.(I pulled their heads off to Lilith’s dismay.)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.(Only when I can make them look like Sam did to Paulina in the Beauty Marked episode.)
Like being the star of everything.(Who wants to be noticed?)

Total: 7 out of 23 (Take that Marco always saying I’m a girly girl! :P)

Hey, everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's just that yours is stupid

Makes you wonder:

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a
"Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

I'm too lazy to copy the rest so just look at Sam L. Manson's profile and any of my fav authors or authors of my fav stories

Okay that ends my copy paste here are quotes I consider these my quotes but if i accidentally steal yours like sorry major.

When life gives you lemons say is that all you got

When life gives you lemons say i need some sugar

When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and drink it while people wonder how you do it. [This is actually my friend Z's quote]

When life gives you lemons give him a paper cut and spray him with the lemon

Demons are real and there is one behind you

Being mean takes too much energy

Never say die when you can try.

Perfect is so out of style. Mistakes are always in.

Change what you can, accept what you can’t

Silence is golden yet duct tape is silver.

Ignorance killed the cat, curiosity was framed

You are not the boss of me!!

Pop gurl please shut up cuz your breath reeks!!

Being mature is meaningless if you don't have common sense.

Always remember there are people on Earth that have less than you but are perfectly happy.

Have you ever seen something on like a bajillion and one people's profiles and you wonder, "Who the HECK started this insane stuff?" Copy nad paste if you wonder.

You shouldn't be focusing so much on wondering if i can actually hurt you with a piece of floss. More so you should be focusing on me because I have a piece and i'm standing behind you right now. Wether i can or not i'm still gonna try. (This was said the morning of August 12th before school, To my twin Jason, he had walked into the bathroom while i was still getting ready. Just so you know i did hurt him, with floss and my fists.)

I don't exactly fit together right
I don't have a myspace account
I don't need a boyfriend
My teeth aren't straight
I've got four eyes (glasses)
I read books instead of watching tv
I write stories instead of watching tv
My smile doesn't "fill you with happiness"
I'll say random quotes
I'm not exactly what you would call coordinated
I don't have a phone
SO WHAT!!!!
I'm a kid so i'm not supposed to fit together right
I have enough of myspace in myroom
I have friends that are boys if that counts for anything
Neither are my BFF's or brother's
I have a permanent fashion accessory, jealous
Books are new tv is redundant
Tv has been heard before my writing hasn't
My smile is creepy, can you see past it to the real me?
I say random quotes because i think they're cool
I'm uncoordinated who cares, i'm not playing sports with ya'll so what's it matter
Whatever happened to meeting and hanging out! Seriously!!!
If you're a kid who doesn't exactly work right copy and paste this to your profile. Then add your name and a line. Fuchsia Phantom, I don't need fashion magazines, because i'm my own status quo. :)

SAM doesn't give a freaknanny if you like her or not, she's totally awesom being her self and doesn't care if you don't like her. c/p this if you too are obsessed with DP and being unquie. Fuchsia Phantom :P

Copy and Paste this on your profile if you noticed how much Sam's outfit changed in the first ever fight of the show.

Don't like me-Awesome! I don't wake up every day to impress you! C/P Fuchsia Phantom,

Do you ever wish
You hear the sirens of an ambulance
Wake up in the ICU with machines and tubes connected to you
And hear the doctors say
She isn't going to make it.
Just so you can find out
Who really cares about you
C/P if you've ever wanted this to happen

Dear Math,
I am a child and you are an ancient way of life. Why in the name of the infinite realms am i solving your problems??!!! C/P if you wish MAth would solve his own stupid problems or quit school. Fuchsia Phantom,

Okay I support gay rights and all but how do you pair Danny with Vlad, himself, and Dash of all people. I mean don't you think he would hook up with Tucker and not the people that have been nothing but mean to him the whole time he knew them, and himself. I'm not trying to knock any of you people that like Pompous Pep, Pitch Pearl and Swagger Bishie. I'm just really curious as to why people paired them up together. I mean is there a fandom for SamxPaulina, because it's basically the same concept? I'm just freakin curious if anyone wants to explain it then feel free, cuz I am clueless.

Please enjoy my stories. I also love puppies and stuffed animals :P

Hey everybody I'm Alexa Fuchsia's oldest younger sister. You guys had better review cuz my sister writes awesome stuff. You have to read and review it or despite what Marco says I'm coming to your house and i have a chainsaw. MWHAHAHAHMWHAHAHA!!!

Hey i'm Fuchsia's oldest sister Lilith if you see her out at night with any of my other sibs tell me so i can bring them back. They have a habit or running out at night. but seriously read my kid sister's writing she's really awesome.

Lily if you come with us you might have fun.

Quit typing on my profile!!! Everyone is going to think we're weird and crazy!!!( which we kinda are:) )While my sisters duke it out feel free to read my stories. If you don't like reading about how me and my sibs are killing each other get over it. (I know we sound violent but we will fight for each other so mess with me or Alexa and both Marco and Lilith will be at your house, with Alexa's chainsaw)

This poem is sad.

I look around and see
Everyone is just like me
We all have faces and smiles
We all hate to run that mile
Yet i'm the one they chose
Like a weed in a garden of rose

I grin
And pretend
That it doesn't affect me
Maybe they just can't see
How much pain i endure
What is the cure

I've been isolated and called out
Harsh words those kids did shout
Push me down and i'll still get up
I pretend to be happy as a pup
I smile and grin hiding the secret pain
Tears fall like rain on a windowpane

My friends don’t know why I hate the bus
Those kids in the back I just don’t trust
After school, a fat lip or black eye
It’s not fair yet I don’t cry
Not for their pleasure no
I just take all the blows

But in secret they fall
I sit scrunched up in a ball
I hide my pain for others sake
Why should their hearts ache
Just because I’m somehow different
Those people are just ignorant

My friends smile and joke around
While on me other kids pound
At least I know they’re not hurting any others
For that pain would be worse
Started and written by Fuchsia Phantom
Re-post if you've ever been bullied or if you just hate bullying

OMG this poem perfectly describes DP and me C/P if you're different too from RedHeadsRock1010

I'm the kid that can barely pass,

I'm the girl at the back of the class

I'm the nerd, I'm the wimp, I'm the thinker, I'm the freak

But is that really all there is to me?

I'm the teen that just wants to help

I'm the girl that's mind isn't well

I'm the hero, I'm the savior, I'm the creature, I'm the teen

But is that really all their is to me?

I live two lives cause they're better than one,

One is cool and the other isn't as fun

I'm the hero, I'm the wimp, I'm the Savior, I'm the freak

Hey everyone, would you make up your mind please?

I'm the kid no one can find,

I'm the girl that disappears all the time

I'm the doormat, I'm the baby; Why does everybody hate me?

All I want to be is free...

I'm the girl that can do anything

I'm the kid that's a big mystery

I'm the teen, I'm the freak; why does everybody like me?

All I want to be is free...

Everything is not what it seems,

There's more to me than you think

I'm just a kid, trying to fit in,

I'm just a girl so why can't you see?

I live two lives cause their better than one,

One is cool but the other isn't as fun

I'm the hero, I'm the wimp, I'm the Savior, I'm the freak

Hey everyone, would you make up your mind please?

If you HATE child abuse as much as I do, copy and paste this on your profile

My name is Sarah/Chris

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Will still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls,

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try to hide

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it's now much too late,

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight, my daddy,

MURDERED ME.

STOP THE CHILD ABUSE!

SPREAD THIS POEM!

Paste this poem on your profile if you are against child abuse!!!!!

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Congrats if you read ALLLL of that.

Actual information about my stories

Stories:

Fluff, just plain parental fluff-complete

Stay,stay,stay-complete

Home Again-complete=D

Now i'm 4REAL done