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Joined 05-30-13, id: 4756561, Profile Updated: 07-11-18
Author has written 2 stories for Doctor Who, Captain America, and Avengers.

I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.

Sharon Carter is the human equivalent of period cramps. #steggy4lyfe

There's a scary bird outside my window so I'm ending this here.

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Steve&Peggy's 20 Questions by Mellpen00 reviews
What did they first notice about each other? Who is the introvert, and who is the extrovert? Who picks the annoying tracks on Mario Kart? Some questions just have to be answered. I know I'm YEARS late to this party, but have some Steggy fluff. This is a group of one-shots based on my compiled list of 20 OTP prompts. No slash, smut, or swears. COMPLETE. (Now with bonus chapter)
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,833 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 4/4/2019 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C.] Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Below Zero by fastandsexy reviews
Bucky Barnes. That's the name that sends Steve across the Atlantic Ocean, scrabbling to find the pieces of the past and recover his best friend. He finds something else instead, something he never thought he'd get- a second chance.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 7/5/2016 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C.] Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Tony S./Iron Man
Till You're Walking Beside Me by Mellia Bee reviews
Seven short sweet snippets written for the Steggy Week 2018 celebration, featuring Captain Rogers and Peggy Carter across time and throughout a handful of different futures. Steve/Peggy-centric, a fair amount of fluff, no smut. This is purely self-indulgent and just for fun.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 7/16/2018 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C.]
It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time by Livin4Jesus reviews
...or Reasons Why Tony and Clint Shouldn't Drink Together. One-shot series. No Slash. Chapter 78 Requested- The conclusion of "Bucky Bear," "Two Turkeys Are Not Better Than One."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 154,990 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Loki's Children by Kittypig reviews
One day when on patrol, the Avengers find two lonely siblings in an alleyway. How will our favorite superheroes cope with the annoying antics of a new mischief-making duo? And what happens when the secret gets to those who could cause a bit of trouble for them? Please read and review! (Rating is raised for a little bit of violence. But it's only a little...)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,039 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Thor, Loki
Of Pranking and Babysitting by WarriorOfTheWeek reviews
In the midst of a prank war at Stark Towers between the Avengers, Pepper's five year old niece comes to stay for a week and makes an unlikely friend. Better than it sounds.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013
Home Cooking by flying feather scribbles reviews
Sam is tired of always cooking, so the team decides to split it up. Rated K , but may change as the story continues. Takes place at the beginning of Season 2.
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013
The Avengers' Extended Vacation by Kittypig reviews
Nick Fury finds the team stressed after the battle of New York and decides that the Avengers need a little vacation. After all, what could possibly go wrong? Everything. Especially with Hawkeye and Tony Stark on board. When the ship's captain decides that he can't stand the complaints anymore, he throws the whole team overboard! (Told from Steve's point of view.) Please review!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,922 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Jeanette's Hero by Kittypig reviews
All Simon had wanted was to repair his vision; now he has a whole new set of problems! Jeanette worries about Simon. He's been acting very strange lately and hasn't been hanging out as much anymore. What's going on? Enjoy this semi-cliche adventure as Simon and Jeanette discover that sharing secrets can be helpful to one, but dangerous to another! Please read and review!
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Simon S., Jeanette M.
An Avengers Adventure in Texting by Kittypig reviews
When Tony is on a sugar rush he has...issues... Based upon a funny conversation between my friend Oreoluvver and I. Please read and review! This story is completely for humor and to brighten your day!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P. - Complete
Super-soaked by BertAndTiva reviews
Tony boring day at work NERF super soaker Ziva FUN. Set in season 7 episode where McGee shoots a paintball at a camera. Established TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
What Is It About Cherries, Anyway? by pineapplegirl123 reviews
Shawn takes Juliet to lunch (just like everyday in the past), and everything is going smoothly. That is, until strange things start happening. Shules all the way, this might sound angsty, but it's not really. lol :) Just a little romance.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
A Pineapple Peril by Dovev Trats reviews
Psych. When a man is found dead Shawn and Gus are horrified. Not because of the murder but of the murder weapon. A Pineapple.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
If You Give a Thief Some Gum by Aimme reviews
...she will disrupt the natural order. And your hair. (Pre-The Rundown Job)
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Parker, Eliot S. - Complete
Letters To Loki by TheDoctor'sAmazingCompanion reviews
Exactly what it says in the title - a series of letters, from characters from the Avengers movie and maybe some other people, at request. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Loki
Baked With Love by midnight seranade reviews
A couple of unrelated one-shots all revolving around Max's favorite thing: Cookies
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010
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Below Zero reviews
Bucky Barnes. That's the name that sends Steve across the Atlantic Ocean, scrabbling to find the pieces of the past and recover his best friend. He finds something else instead, something he never thought he'd get- a second chance.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 7/5/2016 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C.] Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Tony S./Iron Man
Two Brits, An American, And Doctor With Questionable Credentials reviews
" At the end of the alley, however, was the real anomaly. A blue box was sitting there, completely out of place in modern New York."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Captain America/Steve R.