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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group Hug!" then enforce it

Re-post if this touched your heart:

Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, If she... went to school alone.

But she was not afraid;

She knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates

Of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats

One by one the teacher called A student from the class.

To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching, A man who wasn't there.

'Where's her daddy at?' She heard a boy call out.

'She probably doesn't have one,' Another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, She heard a daddy say,

'Looks like another deadbeat dad, Too busy to waste his day.'

The words did not offend her, As she smiled up at her Mom.

And looked back at her teacher, Who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, Slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child, Came words incredibly unique.

'My Daddy couldn't be here, Because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be, Since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy, And how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories He taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses, And taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, And ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, Even though we are apart

I know because he told me, He'll forever be in my heart'

With that, her little hand reached up, And lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat, Beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, Her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter, Who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love Of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her, Doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, Staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft, But its message clear and loud.

'I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here, But heaven's just too far.

You see he is a British soldier And died just this past year

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy

And taught Britians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away.'

And then she closed her eyes, And saw him there that day.

And to her mothers amazement, She witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children, All starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, Who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second, They saw him at her side.

'I know you're with me Daddy,' To the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, Of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it, For each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her, Was a fragrant long-stemmed rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, By the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing, That heaven is never too far.

-Pick the month you were born in-

January: I killed
February: I smelled
March: I ran naked with
April: I jumped
May: I ate
June: I shot
July: I danced with
August: I loved
September: I kissed
October: I robbed
November: I slapped
December: I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White: Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black: Because the voices told me to.
Pink: Because I wanted to.
Red: Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown: because I’m on crack.
Polka dots: Because insanity is fun!
Purple: cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray: because I’m cool like dat
Green: Because big bird told me to.
Orange: Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon: because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise: Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue: Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye: because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow: Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None: Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I slapped a mop because a hobo stole my taco! AWESOME :D