Clairhyshide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Soul Eater, and Naruto. Status Lurker; Non-Active Writer. About Me I’m also infamous for starting stories and never finishing them. If I do write again, I plan to finish it! I enjoy reading Humour, to my preference, Smut-fics donned as Romance, a little Horror, here and there, and Thriller I’m working on. I think I will center on those themes too. Sometime, I will explore other themes. I’m a sucker for fluff! I dot on High School AU. and compartment complex. I know. I can be cliche. Although, my stories sometimes turn out to be crackfics. Previously known as: K.K. Ebunny Charu Ships NaruHina (Naruto) KibaHina (Naruto), NB: A fun story won me over. GaaHina (Naruto), NB: I dunno how the writer made it work, but I’m sold. KiMa (Soul Eater) SoMa (Soul Eater) TsuStar (Soul Eater) —Yep. Those I may write. Stories Status Anything pre-2015 is forever hiatus, until further ado. |
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I Would Take Every Bullet For You by DemonOfTheFridge reviews
Naruto is the top hitman who cannot be killed. He would shoot anyone for the right price, but he seems to be unable to do so with his next target, Hinata. Now he has to protect her from every other assassin out for her head. Just his luck to fall in love with the Hyuga Princess. (Naruto is like Deadpool/John Wick put together.) M for violence, swearing, and of course smut later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 5/16 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Diagnosis: Needs Ramen by AngelChaosGuardian reviews
There is always a medical explanation for everything. Hinata's problem was no exception.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 349,643 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
10 Ways to End Boredom by mothraisnotapokemon reviews
It was out of boredom and lack of common sense that Kiba agreed to the wager, it was out of principle that Shino chose the game, and it was out of disbelief that Hinata simply let them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Kiba I.
Friends with Benefits by Comedienne reviews
Kid and Maka. One is emotionally unavailable, the other emotionally damaged. Romantic relationships have seldom worked out for either of them. Their friends, however, have blossoming relationships and the circle of friends had reduced to just the two of them. Common ground is found between them in their single, and sexually frustrated, status. A bargain is struck. Chaos follows...
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Deathly Love by AwesomeBlackStar16 reviews
A story where a certain Shinigami and a certain Albarn fall in love with each other. A jealous Eater on the side. My first Kima or whatever it's called. This is because someone wanted an alternate ending to Mafia Rivals and I said no, so this is a story for all you Maka and Death the Kid fans. Review. :3 ON HOLD
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
House of Leaves by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Caring for the elderly Madara was supposed to be like a break for Sakura. Instead, however, she finds herself literally locked in the middle of a family feud in a house that has a mind of its own, with nothing but a talking dog that looks suspiciously like a fox as her guide and a dark-haired protector that she doesn't know if she can trust. Welcome to the House of Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? by Eesa reviews
Short stories about the characters from Soul Eater, eating dinner. Rather self-explanatory. Ch. 2- Maka and Soul's House, or Soul wants a Satchel
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Like a Boss by Eesa reviews
Joe wants coffee, Marie wants a husband. Stein smoking, and Spirit talking about woman's anatomy. No one can complain when Death reaper-chops a few of them to stay sane. Plus, he really wants some cinnamon buns.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Franken Stein - Complete
The Problem with Guns by Eesa reviews
The awful way Kid holds his guns. Maka's skirt. Soul's headband. Crona's poetry. Black Star's muscles. All these, and more!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
A Bad Week by Eesa reviews
What's wrong with Haruhi? Why is Tamaki growing excessive amounts of mushrooms? Why is Kyouya extremely uncomfortable? All shall be revealed!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
In which Kid demonstrates how to swear! by Ava Raven reviews
Kid want Maka only she's with Soul, cue amusing situations where Kid embarrasses himself and swears a lot...Loudly...Explicitly... Kid/Maka, with a bit of Soul/Maka, Soul/Blair, Soul/Liz/Patty, Kid/Liz/Patty it'll make sense honest!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
better together by ohwhatsherface reviews
Rukia had always been a good actress so really, he shouldn't have been so surprised.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
pastimes by ohwhatsherface reviews
Hollow!Ichigo/Dark!Rukia. It was sort of like an abusive relationship, but in the best way possible, of course.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Crashing The Wedding by AdamAddictsAnonymous reviews
He barely heard the "if anyone objects" before he kicked open the door.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
It's Not A Sin by RecycledOrgans reviews
It doesn't count as a sin if no one is watching, right? An unfaithful boyfriend, a lesbian encounter, a murderer, a psychotic, vengeful mistress. Should you die for your sins? Should they? SasuxHinaxKiba Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,426 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fear Factor by Woodsballer reviews
Someone needs to test Shibusen's new tool and it leads to some humorous results. ONESHOT
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Fan Girls and Soda Pop by mothraisnotapokemon reviews
kiba gets a fan girl, at first he is against the idea but after seeing Hinata's reaction to the fan girl, Kiba decides to use this to his advantage to get hinata to admit that she loves him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,505 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Kill Kiba by mothraisnotapokemon reviews
Shino has the perfect plan, he will kill Kiba who has committed the ultimate crime against him. With some forced assistance from Hinata, the plan might just work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 108,337 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
ctrl c, ctrl v by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misunderstandings by ohwhatsherface reviews
When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Bet Your Kazekage! by Plum Bucket and Caddish Kettle reviews
Gaara challenges Naruto to survive a week as Kazekage with bad results. Love triangles, teenage hormones, secrets, devious plots, and everyone goes on a date with Hinata at least once. [NaruHina, GaaHina, GaaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,803 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Inuzuka Kiba: A Ninja's Tale by Plum Bucket and Caddish Kettle reviews
To impress Hinata, Kiba produces a home movie and forces a reluctant Shino to help him audition the Konoha rookies. Between Naruto's sabotage attempts and Sasuke constantly stealing the spotlight, Kiba's motion picture is a disaster waiting to happen...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A.
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when we're roommates reviews
Contemporary AU. NaruHina. Long time best friend Kiba Inuzuka dropped by Hinata's apartment for a place to share. Being the caring person she is, Hinata accepts. Though the product is one frustrated heiress trying to gain independence and a dislodge playboy constantly ruining people's relationships. Even hers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Kiba I.
Highly Strung Confessions reviews
High School AU. Team8. Indenial. Un-faced friendshipping. Shino. Distraction of hares. And Hinata-Naruto romance. We are going to find out why Kiba is so dam annoying. KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Hinata H., Kiba I.] Naruto U.
The Cool Guy
Soul was suddenly put in an apartment complex with his friends. He likes to live life chilled and cool, like the guy he was. But he finds it difficult when he has to put up with a narcissist ninja, OCD reaper, his short-tempered partner, and a principle that pops in without knocking borrowing his soap and toothbrush! A/N: Maybe a bit of SoMa. Maybe. Dunno.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Black Star, Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
High School Prodigy reviews
AU. The gang are students of Shibusen, a place not for Weapons and Meisters but for excel students. Each of the gang members specialise in a particular area, and have a past of how they came to be. Maka enters the school in hope of only fulfilling her mother's footsteps. But on her way she meets new friends, old friends and finds love. A/N:Soul/Maka & Kid/Maka YAy!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
His 'Perfect' Woman reviews
When Maka breaks up with Soul, in terms of bf and gf, Kid's 'perfect' image of her shambles. Maka was not the most diligent, presentable girl in class anymore. She is now the pigsty and emotional woman, almost a combination of Patty and Blackstar. Kid, determined to have Maka back, crashes in their apartment and does a Kid would only do. Make her his woman. A/N: There's OOC :D
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
This relationship reviews
A relationship is base on the foundation they built together. For Maka and Soul, things were being built separately. When Soul's flings cross Maka's lips, she moves to Kid. With the demon creeping in Soul's relationship, Maka's fling takes a turn for her to be nearer Kid, who secretly loves her.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
